POG Pub August 2019 - Get You An Ex-Model And Go Vacation (NSFW, WTF, TL;DR)

It's August. There isn't a new pub yet so here ya go.

If you were French you'd be on vacation right now. I suggest that you take inspiration from that and from filthy and go ask the first ex-model you see to go on a vacation with you. Right now. Preferably to somewhere exotic like Antarctica, the Maldives, or Wichita.

Remember, it's summertime, the living is easy. Get out there!

08-01-2019 , 11:39 AM

Booker Wolfbox

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08-01-2019 , 11:39 AM

eyebooger

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Hello August.

08-01-2019 , 11:40 AM

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08-01-2019 , 12:15 PM

filthyvermin

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august woo hoo

my date tonight has 30k followers on instagram. i'm living the dream!

08-01-2019 , 01:22 PM

Booker Wolfbox

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I have followers on instagram but have never posted anything. Feels like the correct balance. I could probably get to 100 if I posted food pictures, or zero if I posted photos of myself.

I wonder who the POGger with the most followers on social media would be.

08-01-2019 , 02:11 PM

Precept24

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My teaching Twitter account has 215 followers while my teaching YouTube account has 108 subscribers.

So, I know it's not me.

08-01-2019 , 04:09 PM

iraisetoomuch

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I have 1 Instagram post, and 15 followers.
I have ~35 Twitter posts (all of which from when I WSOPed hard one summer and sold a bunch of action.) It has 55 followers.

It's not me.

08-01-2019 , 04:40 PM

Booker Wolfbox

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Maybe someone who has had big success in poker like Hero Value?

Dunno.

08-01-2019 , 05:07 PM

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Eric

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If actor/model-attractor filthyvermin has a social media presence, it's probably him.

08-01-2019 , 05:42 PM

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JMurder3

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Twitter? Instragram? Lol olds.

The real test is who has the most million TikTok fans.

08-01-2019 , 05:45 PM

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Mark_K

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Twitter? Instragram? Lol olds.

The real test is who has the most million TikTok fans.

And it includes a free follower from the Chinese government!

08-01-2019 , 08:46 PM

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Booker Wolfbox

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It’s old but I tried to watch The Sum of All Fears courtesy of Prime last night. Made it through 10 minutes before rage quitting over the terrible casting. Ben Affleck sucks.

Worst casting ever?

08-02-2019 , 09:37 AM

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I've seen a major spike in scam emails lately, this one is my favorite yet:

Quote:

2015 - 2019 SCAM VICTIM'S COMPENSATION FROM THE IMF NIGERIA

Welcome to Western Union®
Send Money Worldwide
www.westernunion.com
Tel; +23490 70013938

Attention: Email ID Owner

RE: 2015 - 2019 SCAM VICTIM'S COMPENSATION FROM THE IMF NIGERIA

after the meeting held in my office yesterday which consist between the United States Embassy and the United Nations, African ECO-WAS,The International Monetary Fund (IMF) Nigeria is compensating all the scam victims and your email address was found in the scam victim's list. This Western Union office has been fully mandated by the IMF to transfer your compensation to you via Western Union® Money Transfer.

However, we have concluded to affect your own payment through Western Union® Money Transfer, $5,000 twice daily until the total sum of $1.800.000 Million is completely transferred to you. We can not be able to send the payment with your email address alone, thereby we need your information as to where we will be sending the funds, such as; Receiver’s name:................... (Your Full Name) Address:......................Country:............ ......& Phone number:...................

Contact our Customer Care at ( westernunionmt7@gmail.com ) with your full information. Note that your payment files will be returned to the IMF within 72 hours if we did not hear from you, this was the instruction given to us by the IMF. We will start the transfer as soon as we received your information.

Thanks,
Hon.Samson Kon
Director Western Union®
Tel; +23490 70013938
Direct line +234 90700 13938

I'm extra sure it's legit since the email came from barr.david***@yahoo.com

08-02-2019 , 09:43 AM

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Booker Wolfbox

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Twitter? Instragram? Lol olds.

The real test is who has the most million TikTok fans.

TikTok? I couldn't even be bothered to do SnapChat when that was a thing. Or, more relevant, Vine. Confirmed old.

I'll probably keep twitter until they complete the process of making it completely useless, could not care less about other platforms.

08-02-2019 , 09:43 AM

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Booker Wolfbox

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Sorry AKson, didn't mean to throw up the bat signal

08-02-2019 , 11:47 AM

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JMurder3

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Play Premier League PEEHS plz. Thx!

08-02-2019 , 09:42 PM

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iraisetoomuch

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I honor of the fact that I'm hosting Thanksgiving in August tomorrow at the house, what is your favorite Thanksgiving food?

Also, what is your favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

For me its:

Spoiler:

08-02-2019 , 09:48 PM

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eyebooger

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What the actual **** is "Thanksgiving in August"?

08-02-2019 , 10:18 PM

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iraisetoomuch

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We like Thanksgiving, so we're having it 3.5 months early.
Seems straight forward to me.

08-02-2019 , 10:21 PM

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eyebooger

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Thanksgiving requires at least moderately cold weather and regular season NFL.

I like food too. But it's summer. Why not do a grill party or seafood boil?