any tips on how to politely avoid talk rape?

i want to get some food in the kitchen, but i hear a nice girl out there who talks a lot

eat an onion

Offer to bang her.

Win win regardless.

great advice! thanks!

I use mayo ketchup relish and a little Worcester

Put on your leather panties and your ball gag mask before you walk out.

Tartar sauce has to have onions and lemon in it. What kind of a savage are you?



True story: my parents' first real fight was over tartar sauce. My mom proudly made some for fish and it didn't look like what my dad was used to...because it had onions and relish and parsley in it. In his family it was always completely smooth. My dad started poking fun and asking what this "lumpy crap" was. My mom, who had worked for quite a while on what she hoped would be a special meal, called him an ******* and walked out of the room.

Much, much later, my dad tried the tartar sauce and admitted it tasted much nicer than the stuff he grew up with. Harmony was restored.

Nice story... lol

I'm a fan of pretty much all tartar sauces including the traditional ones that use anchovies.

yeah i liked the story too!

it inspired me to write one about my parent's first real fight over whether to abort me or not. it was a whole thing about demon spawn, and eventual bribery with drugs and sex to restore harmony. but then i thought maybe it was in bad taste, so i deleted it.

VR, that first fight wasn't about tartar sauce. It was about your dad not being sensitive to your mom's feelings and efforts.

I hope they're still together living a happy life.

mcdonalds tartar sauce is amazing

Mansplaining!

I'm also guessing her dad just claimed he liked the tartar sauce and was initially giving a hard time to try being funny.

Thanks buddy.

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Hey you!
Try ketchup without sugar, is aweso,e and healthier. Get your veggies in liquid lol

Lol, that’s great.

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also too bad we can't play fake artist here very easily

I find comparing everyday phenomena to rape is usually a good way of getting people to stop talking to you.

Smooth tartare sauce, say what? That’s an alarm bell right there.

So Michael Jackson Thriller is no longer the number one selling album of all time

An even older album surpassed it yesterday



That's pretty shocking and not even sure how it could be true

Two of the top three beast selling albums ever are by the Eagles.

god
dammit
america

**** the Eagles.

Like mother like daughter, or rather, like father like son-in-law. My granddad and my grandmom had a similar incident over bread pudding. And yes, my dad thought he was funny, just like my granddad did when he made fun of my grandmother's bread pudding. Both of them learned that women in my family have great senses of humor....except when they've worked for hours on a special treat for their husbands.

My parents had a long and mostly happy marriage until my mom passed away in 2011. I think I've told the story of my dad's proposal here before...my father, ever the romantic, proposed with "why don't we just get married?...if it doesn't work out we can always get divorced." They were married for over 40 years.

It was the 60s and nobody was into the marriage thing...until the new phone book came out and my grandmother called my mom asking why her address had changed. (Mom had secretly moved in with my dad.)

Which is probably way more than any of you wanted to know about my family, but I have nobody to tell these stories to until my niece gets a little older.

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