All poker players think they run bad are a little whiny bitches

Filthy, I know how to break your streak. Play pwns heads up for easy money.

I quit my job as a dealer. My new job is to chase cats and take naps.

I got my dog a lick sleeve, which is basically an elastic sock that covers her leg entirely. She's not wild about it but it's got to be better than a cone of shame.

Confirmed

I just saw my first in the wild Cybertruck! Crossed the intersection right in front of me. Looked awesome.

Looked awesome=credibility takes a massive hit

Did you try to break the glass

I think we all know that Mark is a Tesla homer by now

Yeah, I know. I am too, but those things just don't look good to me even so. Maybe they look much better in person.

lmao eyebooger


i think they look kinda cool... but it's whatever. looks are totally subjective. but seems pretty objectively obvious to me that they are terrible cars, and that elon is a scammer and a terrible person, objectively

i've seen a few in the wild, but they're probably more common in LA

True!!! Best car I ever owned.

Oh? How so? And who is Elon scamming?

All the people we love have blind spots.

well... for one, he flat out lied to the govt about his ability to produce electric cars so he could get environmental grants for tesla.

at one car show he took a mercedes and dressed it up as a tesla he said he produced. he was offering it as proof that he was producing electric cars so he could get govt grants.

he said he could build a hyperloop. one possible motive for such a lie was to block funding for high speed rail.

he also said he would put people on mars in 2024(iirc)

in 2016 he said tesla autonomous driving was safer than human driving

he said covid would be over by april 2020, and that kids are immune

he said he was selling all his possessions in 2020

in 2019 he said he'd have independent powerpacks at all tesla charging stations, just waiting on the permits

in 2017 he fundraised for tourism trips to the moon

i mean the list goes on and on

https://elonmusk.today/

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This is their last album, enjoy.

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Don't forget about the time that he called a cave expert trying to rescue a bunch of kids in a cave a pedophile because said expert didn't want to use his useless submarine.

Lol come on Filthy. All of that is crap.

Eg Tesla FSD properly used is statisally much safer than a (lol) human driver!

the hyperloop was very public, and very bs.

so was colonizing mars

he's tweeted so many insane things

the covid thing was really well known too. he just spouts lie after lie

if 2016 auto driving tech was already safer than human, why are humans still driving 8 years later?

and btw, i think human driving is unacceptably dangerous. im not saying human driving is safe.

You are seeing this right now to varying degrees from every car company. It's just that Tesla crushes it's competition. It makes a better product.

those robot taxis in sf are a nightmare. they are constantly ****ing up and blocking traffic causing major delays.

outside of those, i don't think i've noticed autonomous driving. like every car i've seen is being actively driven by a human

Elon Musk completely lost it for me when he started propping neo nazis and alt-right disinformation. And like, in general, we probably shouldn't worship hypocrites. Hell, my ultra-progressive Jewish partner supported him until he started going full alt-right and started platforming nazis. I will admit that it is fun playing around with Tesla and the tech features are pretty good (outside the autonomous stuff, which even some devs on the project have said they would never personally operate in public traffic). More impressed with some of Kia's offerings these days tho.

He's a man-child. Learned his discourse from call of duty lobbies.