I feel.... gross. that was like going on a bender. staring at screens for 10 hours, sometimes watching 4 games at a time. adrenaline pumping. cheering for guys I never heard of.
I drafted Jonathon Taylor(if that's even his name) some RB I never heard of, but he was great a few years ago? I learned yesterday that he played on the colts, and played with my other pick who I think was my first WR I took in round 3... I forget his name. but he sucked yesterday. both of them played pretty ****ing shitty. but it was incredibly exciting to watch!
they kept giving the ball to the RB early yay!! but he just sucked.. ****.. but he made a touchdown! yay!
oh but before the day even started my opponent had jayden Daniels. 32 points. fml. I have a 22% chance to win. no wait sorry.. Jayden reed? the GB receiver who scored a touchdown every play. Jayden reen I think. I think Jayden Daniels is the rookie QB I really wanted to draft, but I got sniped and he crushed. sigh
so yeah I went into the day having almost no chance, but then....
chase and Higgins both suck. Joe burrow sucks! my opponent has Joe burrow! and my opponent has that awful raiders RB zamir white? he sucks! yay!
and my guys... last minute decision I bench the old WR guy with a hurt knee... I want to say Bernard Hopkins? but that's the old boxer... I forget his name. so I start the rookie for the jags, Bryan thomas Jr? he is great!!! woo hoo!!! he gets open in the end zone, it's a touchdown for sure, but the defender does pass interference to stop the touchdown! fml!!! **** **** ****!!! but he still does great anyway yay!
and my other guy... Godwin? idk.. he generally makes tons of catches and yards, but doesn't get touchdowns. I draft him cuz it's PPR.. he does great! yay!
and my other guy first round pick! I forget his name, RB for Detroit... and I'm wondering if he even exists cuz he isn't on the ****ing field!!! like for the first 2 drives of the game?!?!?! wtf is going on?!?!?! I'm panicking.
but then I realized the coach puts them in one at a time. I guess to keep them fresh? idk, this detroit coach seems like he's out of his mind. he's always going for it on 4th down no matter what. and his sideline interview was nuts.
but my guy is finally in(whatever his name is) and he is great!! omg he is good! I can see why I drafted him in the first round. he is so fast and strong! and he is doing just ok cuz he has to share playing with Montgomery... I remember the other guys name. my guy is the other guy, not montgomery.
and omg he makes an amazing touchdown! what a play!!! but the refs don't see it! I ****ing saw it in real time. that was a touchdown! he was in! but luckily these days they have replay review, and saw that it was a touchdown. phew
oh and I would be sitting pretty tonight if ****ing ladd ****ing mconkey mother****er hadn't caught a ****ing touchdown in the final ****ing minutes! fml!! and the ****ing **** eating ****ing raiders could make a ****ing tackle!! jfc!!! two guys just let him waltz right into the end zone... ****!!!
oh and somehow the New England **** patriots could not be stopped! cuz I I had cinci defense... and cinci defense gave me 2 fantasy points!! vs the Patriots!!!!!!!!!
I feel sick to my stomach, pretty much ever since the draft last week, but especially since yesterday.
I was hiking in OC today. I really wanted to go to outback with Mark, but I was way too tired. we got lost hiking lol, ended up hiking like 15 miles, which was fine, just more than we expected