The image of MarkK getting tossed off a plane for unbecoming drunken conduct is awesome.

<3

Pub game: worst behavior you ever exhibited on a plane?

I have a juvenile division entry: had a food fight with my kid brother when I was 8.

I reclined a whole flight even though the guy behind me was like 6'8".

I put many infant carriers in airplane seats which blocked pwnsall from reclining his seat.

You *****!

one time i had terrible gas and farted a lot on a cross country flight. guy who sat in the same aisle was angry. but he didn't say anything. i doubt he could hear the farts, but he could probably smell them

months later waiting to get on the same flight i saw the same guy! we were waiting to get on the same plane! we recognized each other but didn't say anything.

I flew Ft Lauderdale to Vegas about 10 years ago. The plane had a configuration of 3 seats on each side of the aisle. The row directly in front of me had a mother, her son, who was 3 or 4 years old, and an adult male who was unrelated to the other two. Mom sat in the aisle. Kid sat in the middle. Guy sat in the window seat. Early on, the kid fell asleep with his head resting on the guy. Mom noticed but didn't do anything about it. Guy was a little put off but decided to be a good sport about it and not complain.

Somewhere over the Gulf of Mexico there was some turbulance and the kid's head was jostled and he woke up crying. Mom decided that the guy must have shoved the kid awake and she lost her mind. She stood up screaming bloody murder and began punching the guy. A federal air marshall intervened and split up mom and guy. As it turns out mom had another adult relative in another part of the plane so the relative took custody of the kid while mom was detained. We made an unscheduled stop in New Orleans so that Mom could be taken off the plane and arrested.

what a *****

I wanted to make a scene on my most recent flight but resisted. Mom and Dad of a screaming baby have seats in first class but continuously come back to walk up and down the aisle in the Peon Section where I am with their ****ing offspring.

i just ate 4 tortillas from costco that expired on aug 9th

they've just been sitting in my fridge for months. i can't believe they didn't have mold on them

Aug 9th, what year?

2021

Freeze those things. Eat for decades

/Southern California Edison enters the chat

SCE: lololololol
SCE: good luck with that
SCE:

/SCE has lost connection due to power outage

What sane Californian doesn't have a generator sitting in the corner? (And a full can of propane next to it)

A: filthy ldo

*sane

You made your point. I think some tortillas are going to spoil.

i can pass for a sane californian

but also we don't really have to worry about power outages in the middle of LA or the middle of san francisco. they keep the power on in the middle of the big cities

in the nice, peaceful places, like where mark lives, they might lose power.

Whew, intelligent earthquakes save LA from losing power!

I’d fill you in on the great LA blackout of July 2022 and other future events but we’re kind of discouraged from doing so and oh excuse me I’m getting a text

lol oh yeah i forgot about earthquakes.

but last time i lost power from an earthquake was 1989. and it was just hours iirc

The tragic irony would be the deaths of thousands of "sane" Californians due to generator caused carbon monoxide poisoning.

my building actually has generators and solar panels

Bizarrely irritated you mean?

I bought coffee flavored coffee creamer. It's delicious in coffee!!!