one time i had terrible gas and farted a lot on a cross country flight. guy who sat in the same aisle was angry. but he didn't say anything. i doubt he could hear the farts, but he could probably smell them
months later waiting to get on the same flight i saw the same guy! we were waiting to get on the same plane! we recognized each other but didn't say anything.
I flew Ft Lauderdale to Vegas about 10 years ago. The plane had a configuration of 3 seats on each side of the aisle. The row directly in front of me had a mother, her son, who was 3 or 4 years old, and an adult male who was unrelated to the other two. Mom sat in the aisle. Kid sat in the middle. Guy sat in the window seat. Early on, the kid fell asleep with his head resting on the guy. Mom noticed but didn't do anything about it. Guy was a little put off but decided to be a good sport about it and not complain.
Somewhere over the Gulf of Mexico there was some turbulance and the kid's head was jostled and he woke up crying. Mom decided that the guy must have shoved the kid awake and she lost her mind. She stood up screaming bloody murder and began punching the guy. A federal air marshall intervened and split up mom and guy. As it turns out mom had another adult relative in another part of the plane so the relative took custody of the kid while mom was detained. We made an unscheduled stop in New Orleans so that Mom could be taken off the plane and arrested.
I wanted to make a scene on my most recent flight but resisted. Mom and Dad of a screaming baby have seats in first class but continuously come back to walk up and down the aisle in the Peon Section where I am with their ****ing offspring.
but also we don't really have to worry about power outages in the middle of LA or the middle of san francisco. they keep the power on in the middle of the big cities
in the nice, peaceful places, like where mark lives, they might lose power.
I’d fill you in on the great LA blackout of July 2022 and other future events but we’re kind of discouraged from doing so and oh excuse me I’m getting a text
Actually I am a person that hires cleaning done because I don't enjoy it and I'm not particularly good at it but I appreciate a clean living area.
Luckbox, who is ridiculously good at cleaning was obscurely irritated when I refused to let the woman who cleans my place go when he moved in, but I'm not planning to live with him forever, and my relationship with her takes precedence.
I'd much rather mow a lawn or shovel some snow than scrub a toilet or wipe down an oven.