I will be Chairperson of the Central Committee and El Presidente.
MB can be First Minister of the Treasury.
Birdman can be Head of the Party.
Amp can be the Minister for Education.
Kokiri does not make the cut - but he can have a life-time tenure at his college.
Well-named can have any academc position he wants.
Filthy can take his pick of his positions in his own theatre troupe, I am sure we can get a grand enough venue for him.
The rest I sadly think are likely to end up in some sort of backwater, others are definitely bound for a re-education camp of some sort.
Don't worry, no penal prisons in Digger world but there are going to need be some re-education camps sorry