I'm back!

un loup-garou

villageois

we need more of alice and her hypotheticals

möp

wanna come over and help me stack this cord of wood? it would bring me back to the thread quicker..

(my woodstacking goes like this: thirty minutes, or until i notice a bug crawling on me, then stop for the night).

delivered yesterday. will probably sit in my driveway for ~2 weeks at this rate.

I like splitting wood. Stacking's boring.

and....that's a night

i actually don't mind stacking. i find it satisfying and calming usually. until a centipede appears on my arm. splitting wood is something i've never done, nor had a need to do.

Centipedes are theoretically kind of cool, but in practice a little creepy.

If you shake a millipede it releases some noxious gas (ammonia, perhaps? formic acid? no, that's ants) — fun to do that with a big one and inhale using cupped hands.

True Story

I had a free period 8th period so i was sitting in the classroom browsing 2+2. then the bell rang, i put my phone away, and waited for the students to arrive. 9th period began. I gave the students their assignment "Read pp xx-xx, translate this, do the exercise, yadayadayada finish for homework"

some started working, some started talking. at this point, i didnt care, it was the end of the day, and as long as i assigned it i was happy. A girl gets out of her seat and says to me,

"Are you a French Teacher?"

"No, I am technically a Math Teacher, but they have me sub all classes"

and then, she asks ....

"Would you like to know how to say werewolf in French?"

Wat? did she really just ask that.

"Sure"

so she told me: "un loup-garou"

"Can you write that down for me?"

she obliged.

"Of all words, why did you ask me if I wanted to know how to say werewolf?"

"I don't know, i learned the word recently and thought you would be interested."

can't make this stuff up

she wanted some d yo

tis possibly but she was like 15 so lets not go there

I like the story.

Bonus points if true.

that is disappointing

9

Get a life yo.

b

17

story is 100% true

what's the skinny on why that "try to get to 3k posts" game/thread was moved to BBV?

I assume they didn't want to posts to count

it got locked too

they're just jealous

+1

oh all the "where'd the thread go" discussion is here, i see