Quick little update, so you people know what kind of trouble you can expect from your children in 20 years...
Friday night I go to a party for our basketball team. I'm wearing a headband, and dominate beer pong and sports betting. I'm pretty drunk. We go to the bar (8 of us or so) and I end up buying >20 Irish Car Bombs because I ****ing love those things. I get VERY drunk.
*We're sitting at a table, and I'm playing with the mustard (wtf?) and get some on me. No worries, I just wipe it all over the pants of the girl sitting next to me, telling her those black pants she's wearing are just 'fancy sweatpants'.
As we're leaving, someone says something nasty about my headband and I yell something to him. 30 seconds later we're outside and someone bumps into me. I turn to him and say 'from a distance it looks like you're chewing tobacco, but up close I can see you're just ugly'. Turns out he was a different person than I thought he was, and in fact this individual was much larger. He took his coat off (uh oh) and proceeded to swing at me. He glanced the side of my friend's head, and knocked another friend of mine over. I just stand there, glaring at him, until people from both sides stop it.*
Then 5 of us go to a diner, I have biscuits and gravy, 2 sides of bacon, and 4 cups of coffee and go home with a girl from the party.
The parts of the story within the * were retold to me the next day, since I had more or less no recollection of this. Uh oh.
There is no question that POGgers breed some daggum beautiful babies.
Except for the alien in black and white, Zurvan. I swear that second pic is of a Martian head. Don't worry though, I'm sure by the time it's born it will have disguised itself to look just like one of us...at least until the day it turns on us...
Quick little update, so you people know what kind of trouble you can expect from your children in 20 years...
Friday night I go to a party for our basketball team. I'm wearing a headband, and dominate beer pong and sports betting. I'm pretty drunk. We go to the bar (8 of us or so) and I end up buying >20 Irish Car Bombs because I ****ing love those things. I get VERY drunk.
*We're sitting at a table, and I'm playing with the mustard (wtf?) and get some on me. No worries, I just wipe it all over the pants of the girl sitting next to me, telling her those black pants she's wearing are just 'fancy sweatpants'.
As we're leaving, someone says something nasty about my headband and I yell something to him. 30 seconds later we're outside and someone bumps into me. I turn to him and say 'from a distance it looks like you're chewing tobacco, but up close I can see you're just ugly'. Turns out he was a different person than I thought he was, and in fact this individual was much larger. He took his coat off (uh oh) and proceeded to swing at me. He glanced the side of my friend's head, and knocked another friend of mine over. I just stand there, glaring at him, until people from both sides stop it.*
Then 5 of us go to a diner, I have biscuits and gravy, 2 sides of bacon, and 4 cups of coffee and go home with a girl from the party.
The parts of the story within the * were retold to me the next day, since I had more or less no recollection of this. Uh oh.
my kids will never be caught up in such debauchery drunkupod
*We're sitting at a table, and I'm playing with the mustard (wtf?) and get some on me. No worries, I just wipe it all over the pants of the girl sitting next to me, telling her those black pants she's wearing are just 'fancy sweatpants'.
Manupod - you sound like a mildly douchier version of me when I was your age. I would never rub mustard on somebody, but I can definitely see myself getting in that fight. My friends never would have just stood there, tho, they'd have jumped the guy, and I wouldn't have known what was going on.
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Except for the alien in black and white, Zurvan. I swear that second pic is of a Martian head. Don't worry though, I'm sure by the time it's born it will have disguised itself to look just like one of us...at least until the day it turns on us...
is your babies nose orange from carrots?? my friend told me this happened to her lol
She eats so much squash/carrots/sweet potatoes that I think she does have some orange from the beta carotine. We asked the doc about it and he said we're nuts, she's have to eat like 10x what we're feeding her, but I can see it sometimes, too.
I wan't to get a pic of Jenna in her post bath outfit - she looks like a mini-jedi, but the wife won't let me take one, because she knows it'll get posted on here and then stuff like "these aren't the droids you're looking for" or "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" will get labeled with Jenna and she doesn't want her road to geekdom paved so easily
Nice. I paused it after about 30 seconds and turned it in to a fun game. Guess what songs they are going to include before they play them. Here are the ones that I guessed correctly.
Spoiler:
Torn
Dammit
Africa
Take on Me
Down Under
She Will Be Loved
Let It Be
Man In The Mirror
Wherever You Will Go
Save Tonight
High
Can You Feel The Love Tonight