Super Metroid for life.

Neil, if you played and liked SM on emulator, check out the SM redesign. The game board is about 5x as big and it is by far the hardest game ever. You may be able to beat it, but you'd have to be a hardcore SM pro (like the ones who make the videos) to get anything near 100% completion.

I haven't had a gaming console since N64

now I'm scared to get one cuz I'm so out of touch...

plus I don't think I'd spend much time on it........... or I'd spend way too much

never been good with balance

just wanted everyone to check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4&mode=related&search=

Skype tonight, make it happen.

Is it free?

Oh wait, I don't even know if I have a mic.

Going to weddings when you don't have a date is lame, boring, and depressing.

That is all.

Elroy

Let me introduce you to the concept of a "Bridesmaid":

A woman angry that the friend she's skinnier than/better looking than/more fun than is getting married and forcing her to wear an ugly pink puffy dress. To compensate, she drinks too much, and the first guy that smiles at her without complimenting the bride is going to have a pretty good time.

Are you NUTS!?!?!?!?

Weddings are some of the BEST places to hook up with single women. First of all, if they're dating someone, the boyfriend will be there. So it's SUPER easy to see who's available. PLUS you can ask the bride/groom/relatives to introduce you... And, there's alcohol and dancing (both fast and slow)... What more could you ask for??????????????

It doesn't get better than this (well actually I can only think of one better place than this...)!!!

Funerals are the only better place to score strange.

im curious about this phrase. When was its heyday? Did it ever have a heyday? Who popularized it? etc, etc. I will try google but I doubt "scoring strange" will yield the kinds of hits I'd be interested in.

My wife to me a minute ago:

"Do you want me to polish your knob while I'm upstairs?"


Our dog chewed on the knobs of our nightstands and she was staining them to hide the damage. It took her a moment to process what she said.

Guess that means she didn't polish it, huh?

the correct response was to immediately pull down your pants and say "get to work"

im finding this conversation a lil hard to swallow

Do a google search for "punctuation errors."

"To score, strangely enough" - best
"To score. Strange" - an improvement
"To score, strange" - a slight improvement but still awkward.

(My levelling radar is going off.)

You just triggered my gag reflex.

Hilarious commercial

I suggested there had been an offer and an acceptance. She gave me 'the look' that said she was busy and the Red Sox were on.

That blows.

I think I'm in love with your wife.

more hilarious commercial

This story could fall into one of two categories - so lame its awesome, or just simply lame. Either way - I was at a party last night hosted by a friend of mine who I'd mentioned Werewolf to, and sent him a link to durrons post on roles/gameplay etc. He rapidly became the drunkest person there and eventually a couple of us tried suggesting to him that he go and sleep it off. He took great offence at this, began screaming random insults, then somehow managed to focus his eyes on me for a couple of seconds, and yelled "But I'm the seer!" before laughing uncontrollably for a minute or two and passing out on the couch. I felt somewhat like Judas as someone asked me what he meant by that and I replied that I had no idea.

Epi.

You should've told us you were friends with bobo