nooo! i'm sorry, no slow rolling, i just have to get out of the house for like 20 minutes while my realtor shows it, i can't be working on dick pics when potential buyers roll up, brb
I feel like I'd photograph my junk next to a dollar bill, for some perspective, so the viewer could have the proper perspective. It would also lead to domer plowing through my credit card purchase history for the last five years to see if I ever bought any half sized dollar bills, but hey, at least he'd have something with which to occupy his time.