1) I thought the sod was at 8 not 9 so lol me. thats why you get this premade post
2) something something happy to be a villager something something
2a) if you think either of the above are wolfy in general or for me, let me stop you right there chief. Its not wolfy and its not villagy. Its literally nothing and if you are basing any reads off it then you are a silly goose.
2b) however if you thjink its villagy disregard the above, youre doing great playing strong, lettuce elbow bump or whatever is exceptable in this new social distancing world and drag our balls(each managing our own testes because as i said social distancing) over the wolves faces
3) time bombs. don't rush to enter these. you can only successfully do these once today(unless sometyhing something role related). Also they are for different th8ings, sometimes its for mana, sometimes a card, be sure you know what you are cutting for before you cut. last mash i entered one thinking it was fr mana but drew a card. feels bop man. also wolves had a way to booby trap a timebomb wire so becareful about telegraphing your choice(i think it was a night action but things could be different now so stil becareful)
4) events. don't needlessly die in events/timebombs. last mash there was a 25% chance at death to upgrade prize , which naturally i took, and ended up dead. some others also died as a result of events. Lettuce not suicide frands
4a) when i inevitably die to an event and you lol at me and quote the above. Remember, do as i say and not as i do
5) LOLUD
6) in the mid 90's tournament magic scene turbo stasis was the best type 2 deck. Ux control ruled all. prove me wrong
7) monster squad is the most underrated 1980s cult classic movie.
8) when i was younger i could eat popsicles with my toes. 30+ years later i still hear about this every thanksgiving/xmas
9) whatever happened to johnathan taylor thomas?
9a) he's the middle child from 'home improvement'
9b) don't know what 'home improvement' is? you have failed to make america great again
10)i left my peek in this post and in retrospect of my death it will be obvious
THIS LAST BIT IS FOR AMROCK ONLY:
11) the reason i thought you were a wolf last time was you not getting the rules. The rules are very similar to elements, except instead of quanta the word mana is used. elements in their card design for items took some things directly from the magic game and their general card layouts and cards having attack/defense are similar. So i thought you not getting it was an act. hopefully this will make things more understandable.
11a) No, i dont know amrock is a villager this game but since werewolf is inherantly probabilistic and im bored i wrote this ayway.
mother****er its 9:01 im certainly not getting first post now.
I have an important announcement to make. If I am in fact a village cop, my n0 peek will be contained in my 89th post. Most people will forget this and not bother to check, and I won't bring this up for the rest of the game. Please don't quote this. Thank you
Amrock is scum for picking a post this high considering his plan was to low post.
Kaythanksbye.
As those who have played with me a fair bit know, I've hit a semi-retired state where I'll only play a couple of hours a day, reread nothing, never learn mechanics, and just try to do my small part to help. That version of me is what has shown up in my last handful of games; it's the version of me that will mostly show up going forward.
However, this is a one-time-only comeback of the full-time version of me. Not just for Memorial Day today; I took the whole damn week off from work. And half of the following week. I will never leave the thread for any significant length of time until the wolves kill me.
I sweated the **** out of this rand because, given my availability, it was going to break my heart if I had to wolf. Results of the rand:
Spoiler:
Wolves: electricity will now be passed into your bodies until you are dead. May God have mercy on your souls.
1) I thought the sod was at 8 not 9 so lol me. thats why you get this premade post
2) something something happy to be a villager something something
2a) if you think either of the above are wolfy in general or for me, let me stop you right there chief. Its not wolfy and its not villagy. Its literally nothing and if you are basing any reads off it then you are a silly goose.
2b) however if you thjink its villagy disregard the above, youre doing great playing strong, lettuce elbow bump or whatever is exceptable in this new social distancing world and drag our balls(each managing our own testes because as i said social distancing) over the wolves faces
3) time bombs. don't rush to enter these. you can only successfully do these once today(unless sometyhing something role related). Also they are for different th8ings, sometimes its for mana, sometimes a card, be sure you know what you are cutting for before you cut. last mash i entered one thinking it was fr mana but drew a card. feels bop man. also wolves had a way to booby trap a timebomb wire so becareful about telegraphing your choice(i think it was a night action but things could be different now so stil becareful)
4) events. don't needlessly die in events/timebombs. last mash there was a 25% chance at death to upgrade prize , which naturally i took, and ended up dead. some others also died as a result of events. Lettuce not suicide frands
4a) when i inevitably die to an event and you lol at me and quote the above. Remember, do as i say and not as i do
5) LOLUD
6) in the mid 90's tournament magic scene turbo stasis was the best type 2 deck. Ux control ruled all. prove me wrong
7) monster squad is the most underrated 1980s cult classic movie.
8) when i was younger i could eat popsicles with my toes. 30+ years later i still hear about this every thanksgiving/xmas
9) whatever happened to johnathan taylor thomas?
9a) he's the middle child from 'home improvement'
9b) don't know what 'home improvement' is? you have failed to make america great again
10)i left my peek in this post and in retrospect of my death it will be obvious
THIS LAST BIT IS FOR AMROCK ONLY:
11) the reason i thought you were a wolf last time was you not getting the rules. The rules are very similar to elements, except instead of quanta the word mana is used. elements in their card design for items took some things directly from the magic game and their general card layouts and cards having attack/defense are similar. So i thought you not getting it was an act. hopefully this will make things more understandable.
11a) No, i dont know amrock is a villager this game but since werewolf is inherantly probabilistic and im bored i wrote this ayway.
mother****er its 9:01 im certainly not getting first post now.