Good morning everyone.
As those who have played with me a fair bit know, I've hit a semi-retired state where I'll only play a couple of hours a day, reread nothing, never learn mechanics, and just try to do my small part to help. That version of me is what has shown up in my last handful of games; it's the version of me that will mostly show up going forward.
However, this is a one-time-only comeback of the full-time version of me. Not just for Memorial Day today; I took the whole damn week off from work. And half of the following week. I will never leave the thread for any significant length of time until the wolves kill me.
I sweated the **** out of this rand because, given my availability, it was going to break my heart if I had to wolf. Results of the rand:
Wolves: electricity will now be passed into your bodies until you are dead. May God have mercy on your souls.