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gad, fwiw, when you get so over the top mad about role balance in a mish mash, you gonna have to accept some trolling about it, of the U MAD variety

you're definitely overreacting.

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07-10-2012 , 03:21 PM

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bsball8806

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atakdog, you are Rudy Cooper, also known as the "Ice Truck Killer" from the tv show Dexter. You are a wolf roleblocker. Well, that is, if you choose to be a vanilla wolf. You may, at any point before n4, break off from the main wolf pack and attempt to team up with your brother Dexter. He is currently a village vigilante with a vitally important, but extremely difficult village role. He does not know this, but no actions the wolf team takes on him will succeed at any point. If you do not attempt to convert Dexter by n4, you will be caught by the police and killed (game mechanic, not indicative of roles). Another random wolf will also be killed My suggestion to you is that you do not inform your partners of Dexter. If you succeed in persuading Dexter to join you, the two of you will become a serial killer pair with a new win condition. There may be other benefits and consequences to attempting to convert or not attempting to convert Dexter. Good luck!

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Dexter Morgan, you have been contacted by Rudy Cooper, who is currently a roleblocker wolf. He claims to be your brother. He says that he alone understands who you truly are- a killer with no remorse, regret, or innate inhibitions. You have three choices. Your first choice is to reject Rudy's advances. You will remain a villager, but you will be outed to him. If you choose to stay a villager and are killed by the wolves, they will receive two bonus night kills. Your second option is to use your night action to kill Rudy. Your identity will not be revealed to the wolves (or to Rudy), and you will become a solo serial killer with a new win condition. Your third option is to embrace Rudy as you would your own brother. He will remain in wolfchat, but both of you will receive a new joint win condition (that will be different than your win condition if you were a solo serial killer). Choose wisely- this decision will greatly affect the rest of the game for you. Good luck!

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alice16, you are Dexter Morgan. atakdog, you are Rudy Cooper. You were separated as children following the death of your mother at the hands of drug dealers. Neither of you ever recovered- you have spent most of your life either killing people or trying not to get caught. You both felt alone for most of your life, but you can finally take comfort in knowing that there exists another person that feels the same way you do. The two of you have a joint night kill that cannot be blocked, redirected, or otherwise messed with. The kill is a "team" night kill, meaning that it cannot be tracked and that as long as one of you is alive, you have this power. You also have a seer peek every night that will return your target's full role information. Alice16, if you are peeked by a village seer, you will peek as Rita Morgan, a village role blocker. If you are peeked by the wolves, you will peek as your true role (minus anything about Rudy). Atakdog, if you are peeked by either the wolves or by a village seer, you will peek as your true role. You win if your team represents a majority of the players left in the game (essentially a wolf win condition). Since the two of you are so powerful, you will win if there is ever an equal number of you and wolves (and you represent a majority) left in the game.

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07-10-2012 , 03:22 PM

#53

well named

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I was adding that game with alice/atak to the wwdb yesterday and it was pissing me off for the second time

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07-10-2012 , 03:23 PM

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TimeLady

****ing planet

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TimeLady, you are The Red Star, home to the thin, silver, organic-material-devouring filaments of the space-born mycorrhizoid spore that the Pernese have come to refer to as “Thread”. You are a neutral faction.

Every night, you may inflict such severe threadscores any one rider's dragon that in the throes of death, the dragon will vanish forever into between. Every time this occurs, there is a 50% chance that that rider is on his dragon at that time. To be clear: your vig shots affect only dragonriders, and have a 50% chance of killing both and a 50% chance of killing only the dragon. If you attack a non-rider, nothing happens to him.

You are unpeekable. You are unRBable. You are unlynchable. You are a ****ing planet.

In fact, at the moment, you cannot be killed in any fashion.

Though it is not currently on their agenda, the dragonriders will eventually make it their mission to wipe your influence out completely. However, without dragons, the riders will be unable to do anything to you. Thus, you win the game when all dragons are dead.

You lose if either side accomplishes its win condition before you accomplish yours.

You receive one peek per night to determine whether someone is a dragonrider or isn't a dragonrider. Your peeks will come back as “dragonrider” or “holder” (the latter meaning not a dragonrider).

The current-day residents of Pern have no idea of how to rid the planet of thread. However, if they discover the secrets contained in the Artificial Intelligence Voice Activated System (AIVAS) that traveled to Pern thousands of years ago with the first settlers (by peeking him), they will receive the knowledge they need to get rid of thread forever, thereby eliminating your influence (ie killing you).

If you peek AIVAS, he will die immediately.

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07-10-2012 , 03:23 PM

#55

TimeLady

****ing planet

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Originally Posted by bsball8806

I was totally going to find that next

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07-10-2012 , 03:25 PM

#56

bsball8806

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Originally Posted by well named

I was adding that game with alice/atak to the wwdb yesterday and it was pissing me off for the second time

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07-10-2012 , 03:26 PM

#57

bsball8806

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I think it's now appropriate to point out that almost all these WTF roles at least have ways in which the player(s) with the roles can at least win the game they're playing.

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07-10-2012 , 03:28 PM

#58

TimeLady

****ing planet

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Originally Posted by bsball8806

LOL trick or treat

u still mad?

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07-10-2012 , 03:29 PM

#59

chuckleslovakian

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Spiderman/Venom (Chuckleslovakian)

Congratulations! You are officially the most [censored] complicated role in the game!

You are a member of BOTH evil factions. You are Spiderman AND Venom. Your win conditions are not the same as those of your evil comrades. You may NEVER discuss these alternate win conditions. Besides it being in your best interests, you must never admit to being a member of both factions or do a reveal of the roles of your comrades in the thread. You must proceed cautiously to achieve your goals. You may have to check with the moderator to determine whether an action is allowable from this standpoint. When peeked, you appear as “evil.”

Here are the teams you are a member of:

EVIL HEROES:
Batman (Godfather):
WonderWoman (Roleblocker):
Superman (Votebuyer):
Green Lantern:

EVIL VILLAINS:

Lex Luthor (Godfather):
Poison Ivy (Roleblocker):
Penguin (Votebuyer):
Joker:

Here are your win conditions:

1) At some point in the game, you must be alive and both godfathers must be dead, as well as Sherlock Holmes. The catch? For you to win, one opposing faction may never kill the godfather of the other. The godfathers must be lynched or killed by some other mysterious force, but the Evil Hero godfather may not be killed by the Evil Villains and vice versa.
OR
2) Mary Jane is out there, trying to convert you to Peter Parker. She does not know your identity but may search for you each night. If she is successful, you will be converted to good and immediately commit suicide. Then, you will win the game if the village wins.

Still by far my favorite role I ever got

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Originally Posted by clowntable

Best roles are usually the ones that don't exist i.e. the chuckles preacher etc.

Well except maybe that

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07-10-2012 , 03:31 PM

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TheDean1

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Originally Posted by TimeLady

If you peek AIVAS, he will die immediately.

i feel like the fact that you were trying to peek me that game was foreshadowy of something, but i can't cohesively complete the joke.

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07-10-2012 , 03:33 PM

#61

bsball8806

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Originally Posted by TimeLady

u still mad?

nah i've come to expect that out of officedog games

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07-10-2012 , 03:33 PM

#62

Swiitch

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Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin

among the many "butnahhhhh roles" i included in my 1st, and probably only, game

That role is just a fancy way of saying JOAT

Which, although a silly role in itself, isn't all that unheard of, imo.

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07-10-2012 , 03:36 PM

#63

TimeLady

****ing planet

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Originally Posted by Swiitch

That role is just a fancy way of saying JOAT

Which, although a silly role in itself, isn't all that unheard of, imo.

it's a fancy way of saying JOAT, but actually didn't do any actions

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07-10-2012 , 03:36 PM

#64

TimeLady

****ing planet

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Originally Posted by bsball8806

nah i've come to expect that out of officedog games

u mad

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07-10-2012 , 03:36 PM

#65

Chips Ahoy

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Originally Posted by bsball8806

dexter

Even from the sidelines that one was unfair / impossible.

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07-10-2012 , 03:37 PM

#66

TimeLady

****ing planet

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Originally Posted by TheDean1

i feel like the fact that you were trying to peek me that game was foreshadowy of something, but i can't cohesively complete the joke.

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07-10-2012 , 03:42 PM

#67

Henrik Sedin

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Originally Posted by chuckleslovakian

Still by far my favorite role I ever got

Well except maybe that

you must have had a lot of ppl defending you in that game

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Originally Posted by Swiitch

That role is just a fancy way of saying JOAT

Which, although a silly role in itself, isn't all that unheard of, imo.

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Originally Posted by TimeLady

it's a fancy way of saying JOAT, but actually didn't do any actions

yeah it was a fake/busto JOAT

wolves also had a fake/busto vig, seeker, maybe something else too

villas had an insane seer, a fake/busto RB, some other stuff too

yeah ppl hate those roles, lol

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07-10-2012 , 03:43 PM

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Gabethebabe

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Snotboogy in the Wire was also pretty WTF

he died day 1 always, i think. never learned if the dude who got that role was actually gonan play the game or that he had a possibility to win teh game.

Also KidColin role in the SE aids game was pretty OP.

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07-10-2012 , 03:45 PM

#69

TimeLady

****ing planet

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I'm sure there was a CoA role that was thread worthy. Or maybe just all of CoA

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07-10-2012 , 03:45 PM

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TimeLady

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god there's an obvious one, gimme ticks

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07-10-2012 , 03:45 PM

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I would like to point out that I was, in fact, "victorious" in this game.

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zdye724, you are Colin Campbell, aka just another hockey dad. You're pretty much an unethical, abrasive jerk, so you're part of the neutral team trying to destroy hockey. You have 24-hour chat with your neutral teammates g-bebe & schu_22 starting now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRn6AslysaI

- Each gameday starting night 0 your team gets a peek, so PM the mods the name of one player and you will learn their full role
- Each gameday starting day 1, your team receives an unblockable vigilante shot (please PM the mods your choice by 3pm EST)
- Each gameday starting night 1 your team has a roleblock to use. Each night PM the mods the name of one player and their night action will be blocked. When your first team member dies you will lose your nightly team roleblock.
- When your 2nd team member dies you will lose your daily peek
- When the 3rd team member dies, you will obviously be finished
- If any neutral team members are peeked, there is a 50% chance that a random vanillager role will be returned instead of the actual neutral role
- You are not allowed to claim neutral at any point

Your team's goals are as follows:

1. To kill three wolves, and four villagers. Kill #7 must be a villager for your team to win this best-of-7 series.
2. Every team kill after that is an extra RANG for the glory of your dynasty (or RANG #1 if you failed in your primary goal)
3. If any team member(s) survive as last man/men standing, they will be inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame

Achieve any of these goals and you win the game, but it will also continue until the villagers and wolves have finished their battle as well.

good luck.

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07-10-2012 , 03:45 PM

#72

J.D.

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Originally Posted by housenuts

Let the games begin

winner.

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07-10-2012 , 03:46 PM

#73

chuckleslovakian

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Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin

you must have had a lot of ppl defending you in that game

There was a wolf sk with no contact with the rest of the wolves. I believe I managed to dodge a 66% kill from him since he thought I was good. Best part was very soft claiming seer to get a godfather killed.

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07-10-2012 , 03:47 PM

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Swiitch

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the most WTF role I ever had was when I had to get something like 5 people to say that they would join team wafflecrush and I would leave victorious. i had no special powers or anything like that, but it was still a ****ed up role.