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07-19-2007 , 01:56 PM
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"I'm making a Myspace page for my dead uncle who was hit by a car."



I am making a myspace page for my pet rock.
one of us is remembering this thread incorrectly
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07-19-2007 , 01:57 PM
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"I'm boning some dude I met after making a Myspace page."

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08-13-2007 , 07:35 PM
Some girl: when you first met me, what was the first thing you noticed about me?
ch EZ eman0 2: lol
ch EZ eman0 2: seriously?
ch EZ eman0 2: i have no idea
Some girl: ha ok you don't have to answer
Some girl: what di dyou think of me, when you first met me?
ch EZ eman0 2: is this like a dating audition?
Some girl: hahahah no i'm just curious
ch EZ eman0 2: just kinda odd questions for such a laidback conversation
Some girl: i'm just weird
Some girl: and when i want to know something.. i just ask
ch EZ eman0 2: heh, apaprently
Some girl: even if its creepy
ch EZ eman0 2: at least you're not asking how well-endowed i am
Some girl: well not yet anyway
Some girl: haaaaaaaa
ch EZ eman0 2: i've made it a rule that that's on a 'come-to-know via experience deal
Some girl: oh thats lame
Some girl: are you going to answer my question? or should i just move on
ch EZ eman0 2: i don't really keep track of these things
ch EZ eman0 2: i mean, i liked you better than ‘whaley mcwhalerson’ *(name has been changed to protect the ugh)
ch EZ eman0 2: how's that?
Some girl: thats a given.
Some girl: hahahah
Some girl: im kidding
Some girl: but really
Some girl: well what do you think of me now???
ch EZ eman0 2: you ask weird questions
Some girl: you are a very difficult person to ask questions to
Some girl: lol
Some girl: no wa
Some girl: y
Some girl: i ask questions everyone thinks about, but never asks
ch EZ eman0 2: i'm a very difficult person to ask questions to
ch EZ eman0 2: i don't believe that. you haven't asked me if i want to have sex with you
ch EZ eman0 2: and uh
ch EZ eman0 2: that's always a question i want to ask someone
Some girl: well just ask it
Some girl: i would if i thought that
ch EZ eman0 2: yeah but i don't ask questions like that
ch EZ eman0 2: remember?
ch EZ eman0 2: that's your quirk
Some girl: well i'm awesome sometimes
ch EZ eman0 2: ok, i'll bite
ch EZ eman0 2: you wanna sleep with me?
Some girl: today? no thanks
ch EZ eman0 2: bummer
Some girl: sorry kirk, maybe next time
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08-13-2007 , 07:47 PM
Nice try.
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08-13-2007 , 07:49 PM
I think this one is kinda unique, because it seems like she completely initiated our conversation to begin with, strictly so she could tell me at some point she wasn't going to sleep with me.

Layers. All my rejections have layers.
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08-13-2007 , 07:52 PM
Perhaps if you answered her questions you would have had a shot.

Make some stuff up if you have to.
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08-13-2007 , 07:53 PM
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Perhaps if you answered her questions you would have had a shot.

Make some stuff up if you have to.
Actually, she has a boyfriend, but she was luring me in. Unfair.
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08-13-2007 , 07:59 PM
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Perhaps if you answered her questions you would have had a shot.

Make some stuff up if you have to.
Actually, she has a boyfriend, but she was luring me in. Unfair.
So, tell her you have a girlfriend. That may make her more interested.
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08-13-2007 , 08:09 PM
She sounds high maintenance, self-centered, and wtf at having a boyfriend and initiating this convo.

Wench isn't nearly good enough for you, kyro, which I'm sure you realized about 3 lines into this exchange.
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08-13-2007 , 08:09 PM
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I think this one is kinda unique, because it seems like she completely initiated our conversation to begin with, strictly so she could tell me at some point she wasn't going to sleep with me.

Layers. All my rejections have layers.
To be honest, she said "not today". She's just laying the groundwork now. You might end up in her pants before you know what happened.
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08-13-2007 , 08:11 PM
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I think this one is kinda unique, because it seems like she completely initiated our conversation to begin with, strictly so she could tell me at some point she wasn't going to sleep with me.

Layers. All my rejections have layers.
To be honest, she said "not today". She's just laying the groundwork now. You might end up in her pants before you know what happened.
solution: steal her pants
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08-13-2007 , 08:12 PM
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I think this one is kinda unique, because it seems like she completely initiated our conversation to begin with, strictly so she could tell me at some point she wasn't going to sleep with me.

Layers. All my rejections have layers.
To be honest, she said "not today". She's just laying the groundwork now. You might end up in her pants before you know what happened.
solution: steal her pants

Would you have to gain or lose much weight to fit in her pants anyway?
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08-13-2007 , 08:16 PM
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She sounds high maintenance, self-centered, and wtf at having a boyfriend and initiating this convo.

Wench isn't nearly good enough for you, kyro, which I'm sure you realized about 3 lines into this exchange.
Hence the reason I didn't even bother trying to ask those stupid questions.
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08-13-2007 , 08:16 PM
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I think this one is kinda unique, because it seems like she completely initiated our conversation to begin with, strictly so she could tell me at some point she wasn't going to sleep with me.

Layers. All my rejections have layers.
To be honest, she said "not today". She's just laying the groundwork now. You might end up in her pants before you know what happened.
solution: steal her pants

Would you have to gain or lose much weight to fit in her pants anyway?
Gain obviously.
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08-13-2007 , 08:19 PM
I read that conversation to say that you can bang her in the not too distant future if you were so inclined.
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08-13-2007 , 08:32 PM
chim,

nope
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08-13-2007 , 08:59 PM
should've just answered "your boobs" and ran with it
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08-13-2007 , 08:59 PM
She sounds like she tries too hard.
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08-13-2007 , 11:44 PM
she want it
you wanna give it to her
she know that
its right there for her

seems to me like youre in as soon as bf is out.

also seems to me like shes crazy and isnt worth more than a one time deal. glglgl
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08-14-2007 , 12:08 AM
PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER VERGINIASA!
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08-14-2007 , 12:29 AM
Kyro,

way to keep the conversation about you, your penis, and sex. Thats my boy.
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08-14-2007 , 12:36 AM
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Kyro,

way to keep the conversation about you, your penis, and sex. Thats my boy.
That is what keeps people coming to POG. Sex and Stuff.
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08-14-2007 , 01:40 AM
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Kyro,

way to keep the conversation about you, your penis, and sex. Thats my boy.
That is what keeps people coming to POG. Sex and Stuff.
"Sex and Stuff" is considered part of the Other Games. Gogo POGgers.
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08-14-2007 , 01:55 AM
pretty sure sex is a puzzle to kyro
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08-14-2007 , 02:58 AM
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She sounds like she tries too hard.
QFT
That or the kind of person I don't like at all "oh I'm so against the norm, see now tell me how cool that is"
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