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Old 03-05-2007, 09:32 PM   #376
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:34 PM   #377
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Someone call the cops.
its illegal to have sex with blind chicks?
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:35 PM   #378
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they didnt hear her scream when she woke up?
i heard it in jersey
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:37 PM   #379
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KM must be so proud. Or has she learned not to read this thread?
So it's like half the age difference of you and OH.

Was that too easy? I feel like that was too easy.

I already told KM about it. She was mostly concerned that the girl wasn't a crazy psycho *****...which I seem to have a knack for finding.
I believe my first question was "doesn't she have parents?" What the hell is a 17-year old doing at a guy's apartment all night...
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:44 PM   #380
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its illegal to have sex with blind chicks?
once, you're a wit, twice, you're a half-wit
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:15 PM   #381
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Old 03-06-2007, 12:55 AM   #382
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Scott, you went from painfully unfunny, to roflly funny, back to painfully unfunny. Stop sucking please.
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Old 03-06-2007, 05:25 AM   #383
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KM must be so proud. Or has she learned not to read this thread?
So it's like half the age difference of you and OH.

Was that too easy? I feel like that was too easy.

I already told KM about it. She was mostly concerned that the girl wasn't a crazy psycho *****...which I seem to have a knack for finding.
I believe my first question was "doesn't she have parents?" What the hell is a 17-year old doing at a guy's apartment all night...
Apparently experiencing the worst 90 seconds of her life.
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Old 03-06-2007, 10:15 AM   #384
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KM must be so proud. Or has she learned not to read this thread?
So it's like half the age difference of you and OH.

Was that too easy? I feel like that was too easy.

I already told KM about it. She was mostly concerned that the girl wasn't a crazy psycho *****...which I seem to have a knack for finding.
I believe my first question was "doesn't she have parents?" What the hell is a 17-year old doing at a guy's apartment all night...
Apparently experiencing the worst 90 seconds of her life.
haha it's the thread that keeps on giving
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Old 03-06-2007, 10:58 AM   #385
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kyro those were solid 8s. gimme a break, they all cant be "date night" quality.
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Old 03-06-2007, 11:23 AM   #386
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scott, please read MDoran's post on how to make a truly funny slam. Thanks.
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Old 03-06-2007, 11:31 AM   #387
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oh i see, you like recycled/cliche type jokes. gotcha.
signup for the turbo dammit
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Old 03-06-2007, 01:46 PM   #388
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Oh wait, did I mention SHE'S 17.

Someone call the cops.
PLAY ON PLAYA. Don't let the haters bring you down. 16's the new 19
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:05 PM   #389
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Phone conversation:

Her: Hey what's up
Me: I suck at GH (I know the way to a woman's heart. Shut up)
Her: Oh...ok, well I'm bored so I'm coming over.
Me: Uhhhhhhhhh, ok.

So yeah, I am a stud of studly proportions. Updates to follow tomorrow morning.
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:16 PM   #390
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Are you going to help her with her homework?
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:29 PM   #391
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Sure. Human anatomy.

Bazing!
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:39 PM   #392
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OK, VR pointed out to me that the joke was neither original or intelligent. I have to agree, but I refuse to let such an obvious joke go by without making it.
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:40 PM   #393
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PLAY ON PLAYA
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:57 PM   #394
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And KM sits at her computer waiting for the next update in this thread...never quite sure what to expect....

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Old 03-08-2007, 11:04 PM   #395
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KM: Do you close your eyes when you click on this thread, before your curiosity overcomes your dread and you open them to read?
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:47 PM   #396
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Pretty much
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Old 03-09-2007, 09:34 AM   #397
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You kidding me. The kyro has a date thread is really the only evidence that her son has a sense of normalcy in his life. She thrives on this!

Nothing exciting happened, sorry.
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:13 AM   #398
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You kidding me. The kyro has a date thread is really the only evidence that her son has a sense of normalcy in his life. She thrives on this!

Nothing exciting happened, sorry.
no freebird (expert)?
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:17 AM   #399
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You kidding me. The kyro has a date thread is really the only evidence that her son has a sense of normalcy in his life. She thrives on this!

Nothing exciting happened, sorry.
no freebird (expert)?
I don't get it.
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:20 AM   #400
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Her: Hey what's up
Me: I suck at GH (I know the way to a woman's heart. Shut up)
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