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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.

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11-10-2006 , 03:19 PM

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fnord_too

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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.

You broke her nose? Is this now a sit puzzle?

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11-10-2006 , 03:20 PM

#304

BluffBlank

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next time she'll do the dishes properly.

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11-10-2006 , 03:29 PM

#305

kyro

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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.

You broke her nose? Is this now a sit puzzle?

Sure....

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11-10-2006 , 03:37 PM

#306

fnord_too

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Was this due to a romantic move (e.g. accidently head butting her while going in for a kiss)?

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11-10-2006 , 03:38 PM

#307

kyro

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winner

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11-10-2006 , 03:39 PM

#308

amplify

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smooth

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11-10-2006 , 03:39 PM

#309

kyro

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seriously. ever since i met this girl, she's thrown up at dinner, got hit by a car in a hospital parking lot, and had her nose fractured by her clumsy ass boyfriend.

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11-10-2006 , 03:40 PM

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amplify

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you will obviously be marrying this girl it is star-crossed.

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11-10-2006 , 03:40 PM

#311

Spook

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does she have crazy eyes?

maybe she is attention crazy. If her dad dies twice in five weeks - run.

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11-10-2006 , 03:41 PM

#312

BluffBlank

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you will obviously be killing this girl it is star-crossed

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11-10-2006 , 03:42 PM

#313

kyro

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does she have crazy eyes?

maybe she is attention crazy. If her dad dies twice in five weeks - run.

No, but two of her exes have offed themselves, one who was on the phone with her when he pulled the trigger.

Hmm...

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11-10-2006 , 03:44 PM

#314

Spook

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go to the library, look at the microfilm - uncover what REALLY happened.

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11-10-2006 , 03:45 PM

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amplify

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you will obviously be marrying, divorcing, reuniting with, bringing up on charges and posting naked pictures of before killing and eating this girl it is star-crossed

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11-10-2006 , 03:48 PM

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4_2_it

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No, but two of her exes have offed themselves, one who was on the phone with her when he pulled the trigger.

Hmm...

How do you plan to top that?

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11-10-2006 , 03:49 PM

#317

The Yugoslavian

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Wow this is fantastic. I mean, it's awful all this stuff is happening to her....but to read it all go down is pretty entertaining.

Kyro for mod of something!!

Oh, and Kyro, do you think this is going to just make kissing that much hotter due to the danger element or is she going to not let you get anywhere near her nose?

Yugoslav

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11-10-2006 , 03:55 PM

#318

kyro

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No, but two of her exes have offed themselves, one who was on the phone with her when he pulled the trigger.

Hmm...

How do you plan to top that?

I'm going to break her [censored] nose again.

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11-10-2006 , 03:58 PM

#319

aaronk56

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Kyro, can I have the movie rights?

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11-10-2006 , 04:00 PM

#320

Spook

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kryo - perhaps you can both get braces, and then kiss and magically get locked together.

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11-10-2006 , 05:51 PM

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MDoranD

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Kyro,

At what point does she change her Myspace status from "divorced" to "in a relationship"?

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11-10-2006 , 05:52 PM

#322

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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.

How romantic.