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Old 11-02-2006, 08:31 PM   #301
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im pretty sure im funnier than all you biotches
Your frequent use of "biotches" makes this clear.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:11 PM   #302
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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:19 PM   #303
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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.
You broke her nose? Is this now a sit puzzle?
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:20 PM   #304
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next time she'll do the dishes properly.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:29 PM   #305
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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.
You broke her nose? Is this now a sit puzzle?
Sure....
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:37 PM   #306
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Was this due to a romantic move (e.g. accidently head butting her while going in for a kiss)?
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:38 PM   #307
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:39 PM   #308
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:39 PM   #309
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seriously. ever since i met this girl, she's thrown up at dinner, got hit by a car in a hospital parking lot, and had her nose fractured by her clumsy ass boyfriend.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:40 PM   #310
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you will obviously be marrying this girl it is star-crossed.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:40 PM   #311
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does she have crazy eyes?

maybe she is attention crazy. If her dad dies twice in five weeks - run.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:41 PM   #312
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you will obviously be killing this girl it is star-crossed

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:42 PM   #313
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does she have crazy eyes?

maybe she is attention crazy. If her dad dies twice in five weeks - run.
No, but two of her exes have offed themselves, one who was on the phone with her when he pulled the trigger.

Hmm...
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:44 PM   #314
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go to the library, look at the microfilm - uncover what REALLY happened.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:45 PM   #315
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you will obviously be marrying, divorcing, reuniting with, bringing up on charges and posting naked pictures of before killing and eating this girl it is star-crossed

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:48 PM   #316
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No, but two of her exes have offed themselves, one who was on the phone with her when he pulled the trigger.

Hmm...
How do you plan to top that?
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:49 PM   #317
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Wow this is fantastic. I mean, it's awful all this stuff is happening to her....but to read it all go down is pretty entertaining.

Kyro for mod of something!!

Oh, and Kyro, do you think this is going to just make kissing that much hotter due to the danger element or is she going to not let you get anywhere near her nose?

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:55 PM   #318
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No, but two of her exes have offed themselves, one who was on the phone with her when he pulled the trigger.

Hmm...
How do you plan to top that?
I'm going to break her [censored] nose again.
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:58 PM   #319
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Kyro, can I have the movie rights?
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:00 PM   #320
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kryo - perhaps you can both get braces, and then kiss and magically get locked together.
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:51 PM   #321
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Kyro,

At what point does she change her Myspace status from "divorced" to "in a relationship"?
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:52 PM   #322
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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.
How romantic.
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:17 PM   #323
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Kyro needs a new title..

how about : pwning noses

??????
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:44 PM   #324
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Kyro,

What qualifies as foreplay? Punching her in the uterus?
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:09 PM   #325
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reverse donkey punch?
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