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Old 09-15-2006, 12:05 AM   #1
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lol kyro has a date

Screw the mod that moves this. If necessary, I'll make it into a puzzle.

Anyways, I'm going on a date Saturday. Necessary information about said girl.

1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.
2) Is bisexual
3) Is divorced
4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)

Here's the riddle to placate the mods.

What are the chances this date goes well?
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:06 AM   #2
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Not much of a puzzle as the obvious answer is none in hell, but I'll allow it.

BTW you meant what are the chances of the date going well for her, right?
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:07 AM   #3
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How much does she cost?
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:08 AM   #4
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Obviously, Jared. Perhaps you haven't seen the picture of me in the straw hat with just a mustache? Of course it'll go well for her.

(SO looking forward to my mom reading this when she gets into work tomorrow morning.)
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:13 AM   #5
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How much does she cost?
She was a bargain. Half the price OF YOUR MOM.
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:13 AM   #6
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How much does she cost?
She was a bargain. Half the price OF YOUR MOM.
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:13 AM   #7
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LOL DATEAMENTS


3) = lol? how old is she?
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:23 AM   #8
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She's 23.
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:24 AM   #9
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1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.
LOL SPECULATIONS

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2) Is bisexual
LOL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

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3) Is divorced
LOL LITIGATIONS

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4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)
LOL LONG VACATIONS

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What are the chances this date goes well?
LOL MASTURBATIONS
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:25 AM   #10
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What are the chances this date goes well?
sounds like this date is a pure booty call. so the answer to this question is how you approach it
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:28 AM   #11
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You obviously don't know me. I've never had a one night stand, and I'm not sure I would ever know how to approach one. I don't think anything too serious will come from it, but she's a nice person and I've enjoyed talking to her.

OH, thanks for keeping this POGgish. Well done.
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:29 AM   #12
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You obviously don't know me. I've never had a one night stand, and I'm not sure I would ever know how to approach one. I don't think anything too serious will come from it, but she's a nice person and I've enjoyed talking to her.

OH, thanks for keeping this POGgish. Well done.
I actually didn't figure you for a one night stand type, my point is that a one night stand is almost certainly what SHE is looking for, so the success of the date will probably depend on how you end up approaching it compared to her expectations.
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:33 AM   #13
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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.
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Old 09-15-2006, 12:40 AM   #14
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but I'll allow it.
Don't you mean ....

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Old 09-15-2006, 01:23 AM   #15
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Dang kyro is great.
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Old 09-15-2006, 02:39 AM   #16
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kind of dissapoitned kyrosfather hasn't made an appearance in this thread. No words of encouragement for your son?
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Old 09-15-2006, 05:47 AM   #17
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I was pretty sure I loaded the wrong forum, here.
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Old 09-15-2006, 06:07 AM   #18
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Kyro

Good luck.

Read and learn, my young apprentice.
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Old 09-15-2006, 06:28 AM   #19
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LOL DATEAMENTS
God. I was planning to post this the instant I saw the thread. nh.
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:46 AM   #20
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**hang head**
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:14 AM   #21
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**hang head**
AWESOME

Kyro, HUGE cojones. I'd never come close to writing ANYTHING about my sexual encounters ANYWHERE my mom could read it.
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:21 AM   #22
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HOLLA
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:32 AM   #23
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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.
7 (assuming he's never started a thread like this before)
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:35 AM   #24
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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.
7 (assuming he's never started a thread like this before)
If kyro cuddles at a party, we get a thread.
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Old 09-15-2006, 08:36 AM   #25
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I'll admit Scott is getting funnier
I fully expect this to get a 10
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