lol kyro has a date - Puzzles and Other Games Forum

Screw the mod that moves this. If necessary, I'll make it into a puzzle.

Anyways, I'm going on a date Saturday. Necessary information about said girl.

1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.
2) Is bisexual
3) Is divorced
4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)

Here's the riddle to placate the mods.

What are the chances this date goes well?

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09-15-2006 , 12:06 AM

JaredL

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Not much of a puzzle as the obvious answer is none in hell, but I'll allow it.

BTW you meant what are the chances of the date going well for her, right?

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09-15-2006 , 12:07 AM

metsandfinsfan

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How much does she cost?

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09-15-2006 , 12:08 AM

kyro

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Obviously, Jared. Perhaps you haven't seen the picture of me in the straw hat with just a mustache? Of course it'll go well for her.

(SO looking forward to my mom reading this when she gets into work tomorrow morning.)

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09-15-2006 , 12:13 AM

kyro

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How much does she cost?

She was a bargain. Half the price OF YOUR MOM.

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09-15-2006 , 12:13 AM

kyro

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How much does she cost?

She was a bargain. Half the price OF YOUR MOM.

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09-15-2006 , 12:13 AM

Tokyo!!

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LOL DATEAMENTS

3) = lol? how old is she?

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09-15-2006 , 12:23 AM

kyro

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She's 23.

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09-15-2006 , 12:24 AM

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1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.

LOL SPECULATIONS

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2) Is bisexual

LOL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

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3) Is divorced

LOL LITIGATIONS

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4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)

LOL LONG VACATIONS

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What are the chances this date goes well?

LOL MASTURBATIONS

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09-15-2006 , 12:25 AM

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What are the chances this date goes well?

sounds like this date is a pure booty call. so the answer to this question is how you approach it

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09-15-2006 , 12:28 AM

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kyro

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You obviously don't know me. I've never had a one night stand, and I'm not sure I would ever know how to approach one. I don't think anything too serious will come from it, but she's a nice person and I've enjoyed talking to her.

OH, thanks for keeping this POGgish. Well done.

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09-15-2006 , 12:29 AM

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I actually didn't figure you for a one night stand type, my point is that a one night stand is almost certainly what SHE is looking for, so the success of the date will probably depend on how you end up approaching it compared to her expectations.

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09-15-2006 , 12:33 AM

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ScottHoward

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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.

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09-15-2006 , 12:40 AM

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rogue

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but I'll allow it.

Don't you mean ....

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09-15-2006 , 01:23 AM

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His Boy Elroy

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Dang kyro is great.

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09-15-2006 , 02:39 AM

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BobOjedaFan

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kind of dissapoitned kyrosfather hasn't made an appearance in this thread. No words of encouragement for your son?

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09-15-2006 , 05:47 AM

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sighing

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I was pretty sure I loaded the wrong forum, here.

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09-15-2006 , 06:07 AM

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diebitter

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Kyro

Good luck.

Read and learn, my young apprentice.

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09-15-2006 , 06:28 AM

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ChrisV

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LOL DATEAMENTS

God. I was planning to post this the instant I saw the thread. nh.

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09-15-2006 , 07:46 AM

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KyrosMother

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**hang head**

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09-15-2006 , 08:14 AM

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Hornacek

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**hang head**

AWESOME

Kyro, HUGE cojones. I'd never come close to writing ANYTHING about my sexual encounters ANYWHERE my mom could read it.

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09-15-2006 , 08:21 AM

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ship it

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HOLLA

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09-15-2006 , 08:32 AM

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Nicholasp27

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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.

7 (assuming he's never started a thread like this before)

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09-15-2006 , 08:35 AM

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kyro, im tired of you starting a thread here every time you get a date.

7 (assuming he's never started a thread like this before)

If kyro cuddles at a party, we get a thread.

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09-15-2006 , 08:36 AM

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Hornacek

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I'll admit Scott is getting funnier
I fully expect this to get a 10

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