Oooh, Level 2 now, what does that mean?!

Also, now that a goat appeared in someone else's game, that means that the goat is there for all of us? I thought that each game would be individual

>Pick up the 10 foot pole

Minotaur can leave his room?? Huh.

> respawn
> east
> search

> E
> N
> N
> N
> **** up minotaur with said sword in that sneaky exposed sternum spot that was found earlier.

The goat is wearing an iron key on a ribbon about it's neck. The key is rough and looks hand made of iron.

You're in the lever room. There's an unpulled HELP lever here. There's an exit leading east into a room with a minotaur. To the south is a tunnel leading south to southeast.

Exits: E and S.
Inventory: A silver coin, a ten foot pole (equipped), an iron key.
Status: Lv 2 Monk.

It feels good to have a weapon, and some reach.

Exits: E and S.
Inventory: A silver coin, a 10 foot pole (equipped).
Status: Lv 2 Monk.

You head east into a room that's completely black. You can't see a thing. The air smells drafty and fresh, a little cool, and it's blowing into your back from the door you just walked through.

You really can't see jack. You wander into the center of the room and a metal spike pierces your skull.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... *click*

That room's full of good traps. Maybe you'll get lucky! Keep trying!

Respawn?

You stab the minotaur through the chest and he brings his axe down onto your head.

The minotaur is dead.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... *click*

No fair, that was my favorite monster!

Grr.

I've got something special in store for you, Hero Value. I strongly recommend you not come back, ever.

Respawn?

> Look around

> Respawn
> Go North
> Take sword and coin from dead guy, search dead minotaur and the rest of the room. Take defensive stance, and kill anyone that enters this room.

Kill the mermaid and take the coins

Go back to the starting room

You are guarding the minotaur's room. The minotaur is dead, his axe by his hand. To the east you can see a room with a stone giant in the corner. He's sitting so he can fit in the room. Beside him is an exit further east, and on his other side is a table covered in kerosene lamps. The sign says $1. To the west you can see the lever room, with a help lever unpulled and exits further west and south. To the south you can see the starting room.

Exits: E, W and S.
Inventory: Excalibur (equipped), 3 silver coins.
Status: Lv2 Labyrinth Guard.

She falls quickly to your might, and you take her 7 coins. You walk north to the starting room.

To the north you can see a room with a dead minotaur and western and eastern exits, guarded by bright_sensor (Lv 2, Excalibur). To the south you can see a water fountain in a room with exits leading east, west and further south. To the west you can see a stairwell leading up in a room with a northern exit. To the east you can see a cage containing a zombie in a room bisected by metal prison bars bars and an exit leading further east. There is a strong breeze coming from the eastern exit to this room. There’s a corpse with a 10 foot pole and 2 silver coins on the ground here.

Exits: N, S, E and W.
Inventory: 8 silver coins, an iron key, Excalibur (equipped).
Status: Level 2 Mermaid Slayer.

Go east

kill zombie and search and search body

Pick up all objects

Unlock prison bars

How did I go from having 13 silver coins to having 8 after killing the mermaid and taking her 7 coins?

Also forgot to have sex with dead mermaid...

> go west
> pull help lever

> Check supplies

You pull the lever and flesh eating beetles rain down from a hatch above. Within moments, they've stripped every bit of viscera from your bones.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... *click*

I need some body. Not just any body. Yeahhhh!

Respawn?

You have two foil wrapped silver coins in your pocket. They say, "PRESIDENTIAL CHOCOLATES" and "Since 1929" on them.

You're in the starting room. To the north you can see a room with a dead minotaur and western and eastern exits, guarded by bright_sensor (Lv 2, Excalibur). To the south you can see a water fountain in a room with exits leading east, west and further south. To the west you can see a stairwell leading up in a room with a northern exit. To the east you can see a cage containing a zombie in a room bisected by metal prison bars bars and an exit leading further east. There is a strong breeze coming from the eastern exit to this room. There’s a corpse with a 10 foot pole and 2 silver coins on the ground here.

Exits: N, S, E and W.
Inventory: 2 silver coins.
Status: Normal.

woops i am the dumb, fixed

Unlock deadbolt and engage defensive stance

Kill anything/one that comes out

> Guard the starting room

Go to starting room and kill domer

Loot his body and go back to zombie room

>north
>search the room
>take a bite of the minotaur to absorb any super powers
>west

(from fountain room)

> W

You begin guarding the starting room. Anyone who comes in here, you attack.

Suddenly, ihcjay (Lv2, Excalibur) beheads you while flying through the air and landing on the ground several feet from your corpse. He slides to a stop all bad-ass on his toes and one hand, sword down and away like a samurai, but facing you like a ninja assassin and ****. Then he takes your stuff.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... *click*

You are by far my favorite subject. Please stay forever.

Respawn?

domer2 is no match for your baddassery in his current form. The wind is blowing too hard to go east. Maybe if you had some way to stop the wind?

You're in the starting room. A heavy wind is tearing through the room from the east exit. To the north you can see bright_sensor (Lv 2, Excalibur) guarding exits east and west. South you see a water fountain with exits leading east, west and south. West you see a strange stairwell up. There’s a corpse with a 10 foot pole and 2 silver coins on the ground here.

Exits: N, S and W.
Inventory: 22 silver coins, an iron key, Excalibur (equipped).
Status: Level 2 Monster Slayer.

You enter the room guarded by bright_sensor (Lv2, Excalibur) and he chops you down with a quick stroke of his magic sword.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... *click*

I have no idea. It's pretty funny though. Talk about a difficulty spike!

Respawn?

You walk west and find yourself in the strange stairwell. There's an exit northwest that curves north. It's under a very oddly constructed stairwell that leads up to the fishtank above. To the east is the fountain room. In the corner, behind the odd stairs, are a fire extinguisher balanced atop an adjustable wrench.

Exits: U, NW and E.
Inventory: A silver coin.
Status: Damp.

> Respawn

> Resume guarding the room

> Take ALL