> S
> Examine Fountain
> Look in fountain
> Toss silver coin into fountain
> Wish for Key that opens jail cell

is there any way i can use my silver coins to reflect light into the darkfish's eyes to distract it and then make a run for the east door? because i'd like to try that if i could

if there's no light source to do that then i'd like to throw one of the coins to the corner of the room furthest away from the east door to see if i can get the darkfish to move over there so i can get through the east door

if neither of those options is viable i'll go downstairs and take a look at the passageway under the stair and go at least halfway down it so i can see what's up

and to your question my village won the champs game so that was nice, we've got some good games coming up in the new year so i hope you stick around

> W

>west
>up
>throw silver coins to distract fish
>run through east exit while fish is distracted

Guild, I missed you bro! <3

look at this blatant stealing of my ideas, for shame

>w
>enter half-way into tunnel

moocher moocher moocher....

That isn't stealing, it's leveraging! We are a team here, we build off of each others ideas.... Then I put the capstone on and grab the credit and promotion. That's how business works!

Search room thoroughly

Stick weiner in coin slot

i can't believe this conniving mind is contained within the body of a 12yr old boy

You fiddle around with a silver coin but all it seems to do is make the darkfish swim closer to your corner. You toss a coin and the darkfish darts to the spot, allowing you to leap out of the room, but just as you passed through the door you felt the darkfish's silent bite at the back of your neck. It was damn close.

You're standing in front of a clown with a baseball bat. There are exits north and south.

The clown grabs you by the throat and holds you up in the air. "Alright mate, here's the deal. Where can you get a 10 foot pole around here, upstairs or downstairs?" The clown closes one eye and holds the bat high over his head and waits. It looks like, depending on your answer, he's going to smash your head in.

Exits: Choking.
Inventory: 1 silver coin.
Status: Extreme danger.

You walk west and find yourself in a very oddly architechured room. There is a strange stairwell that goes up to the ceiling to a hatch with a deadbolt. The deadbolt is open and the hatch too. There’s also a weird tunnel under the stairs, the curved nature of which precludes seeing what’s beyond without entering at least halfway.

Exits: E, NW and U.
Inventory: 1 silver coin.
Status: Damp.

You're standing in front of a clown with a baseball bat. There are exits north and south.

The clown grabs you by the throat and holds you up in the air. "Alright mate, here's the deal. Where can you get a 10 foot pole around here, upstairs or downstairs?" The clown closes one eye and holds the bat high over his head and waits. It looks like, depending on your answer, he's going to smash your head in.

Exits: Choking.
Inventory: 1 silver coin.
Status: Extreme danger.

<3 sup bud?! how's things?!

i heard you shuffled mooch onto the winning town team, thanks for that he needed help earning his world championship without me there to screw up his plans

You peek around the corner to see three levers on a wall on the north side of an otherwise almost empty room. Under each lever is a picture, the first of a goat, the second of a skeleton, the third of the word HELP. There's a coin slot on the east wall as well.

Exits: You're in an exit!
Inventory: 2 silver coins.
Status: Normal.

Under a bit of dust in the corner you find a key. It's iron and roughly made, likely by hand.

You put your wiener into the slot. Slowly. Then you wait.

Eventually, you pull your wiener out of the slot. Slowly. Good job.

You're in a room with no other exits except a stairwell leading down. There's a coin slot on the wall. A picture of a skeleton is carved above the slot. There's an iron key in the corner under a bit of dust.

Exits: East and down.
Inventory: 2 silver coins.
Status: "Normal."

>pull GOAT lever

> search room for any useful items and information

>Upstairs

inb4 restart

ya i think i'll wait for an answer to this one

just in the interests of science

>south
>drink some fountain water till no longer dry of mouth.
>wait
>if it can be done safely, grab any and all coins in the fountain

Behind the oddly-shaped stairwell you find a fire extinguisher balanced precariously atop an adjustable wrench.

There is a stairwell going up here. There is a fire extinguisher here. There is a wrench here. There are exits leading east and northwest. To the east you can see the fountain room. You can't see very far northwest as the tunnel under the stairs is curved.

Exits: NW, U and E.
Inventory: 1 silver coin.
Status: Normal.

The clown smashes your brains into goop.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... *click*

I wonder if the answer is either, or neither? Or what if he only bashes you for guessing correctly? So many options. You might just want to give up, I don't have much faith in you considering that last encounter. Isn't this just too difficult anyway? Leave it alone. You'll likely never escape, so why waste time trying?

Respawn?

The mermaid grabs you by your ears and pulls you into the fountain, taking large circular chunks out of your face and neck with her incredible mouth.

You have died.

whrrrrrrr... *click*

Let's hope the octopus monster doesn't give her legs.

Respawn?

>downstairs

LOLFNORD

Loool I should've seen that coming

>w
>enter tunnel
>put coin in slot
>pull skeleton lever (if not already dead)

Pick up key

Go back to fountain room

Actually go down the stairs

>go west and run fast

This is cool