HAPPY BIRTHDAY MDORAND

durron597 · 06-22-2008, 02:48 AM

Today is your birthday

happy birthday to you

lastchance · 06-22-2008, 02:49 AM

does MDD still post on POG/2p2?

Edit: Also, happy birthday.

MDoranD · 06-22-2008, 02:50 AM

wowowow

tytytyty

so awesome...i wasnt expecting this... i didnt have anything prepared...

where do i start?

durron597 · 06-22-2008, 02:50 AM

hey lastchance

get in pogchat

thx

MDoranD · 06-22-2008, 02:51 AM

LC,

I post like toast

if u want bread from the baker expect it burned

lastchance · 06-22-2008, 02:52 AM

awesome.

In any case, enjoy your b-day, drink lots, etc, etc.

Mark_K · 06-22-2008, 03:25 AM

Happy Birthday MDD!

Oh... The Birthday Well!!!

What's your favorite Poker hand?

OK, OK, OK, Just kidding....

Have a great day!

buckyb88 · 06-22-2008, 03:29 AM

well drunken pogchat with mdd tonight has seriously been one of the most fun things i've done since joining pog

durron597 · 06-22-2008, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buckyb88

well drunken pogchat with mdd tonight has seriously been one of the most fun things i've done since joining pog

indeed

though i only read most of it instead of participating

clowntable · 06-22-2008, 08:53 AM

Happy birthday.

Quote:

(6:38:39 AM) MDD entered the room.
(6:38:46 AM) MDD: YOUR FACE IS A MIXED DRINK
(6:39:18 AM) MDD: BURN
(6:40:44 AM) MDD: I BET U GUYS WISH U COULD BURN OTHERS LIKE I BURN REGULARLY
(6:41:00 AM) MDD: IM LIKE A FOREST FIRE BIATCH
(6:41:12 AM) Val: zomg
(6:41:15 AM) Val: he is back!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(6:41:24 AM) MDD: CALL ME SAN DIEGO
(6:41:46 AM) MDD: CUZ WHEN I BURN IT MIGHT BE A FEW WEEKS BEFORE **** GETS BACK TO NORMAL
(6:43:01 AM) Val: so im guessing ure sober...
(6:43:41 AM) MDD: WAIT WAIT
(6:43:46 AM) MDD: THIS JUST CAME TO ME
(6:43:53 AM) MDD: YOUR FACE IS SOBER
(6:43:57 AM) Val: yeah
(6:43:58 AM) MDD: WOW
(6:44:00 AM) Buckyb88: woah
(6:44:02 AM) Buckyb88: settle down
(6:44:05 AM) MDD: WHEN I COME I COME CORRECT
(6:44:35 AM) MDD: VALENZUEALS HOLY ****
(6:44:42 AM) MDD: YOUR FACE IS FROM AN ISLAND
(6:44:49 AM) Buckyb88: woah
(6:45:04 AM) MDD: LOL VALENZUELA IS FROM A SMALL ISLAND WITH NO DEFENSE
(6:45:13 AM) MDD: I TAKE THAT **** OVER EVERY THURSDAY
(6:45:19 AM) MDD: NO PROBLEM
(6:45:20 AM) Buckyb88: lol
(6:45:30 AM) Buckyb88: sick burn
(6:45:41 AM) MDD: WHEN I BURN U GOTTAS MOVE
(6:45:43 AM) Buckyb88: mdoran, can we cool the caps for a sec
(6:46:25 AM) MDD: I CANT KIL THE COPAS LOCK LIKE PEOPLE CANT KIL MY BURN FIRE
(6:46:44 AM) Buckyb88: man i need a drink
(6:47:17 AM) MDD: U OBV HAVE NEVER BEEN BURNED BY HOT STEEL
(6:47:42 AM) MDD: IN COMPTON THEY CALL MY HOT LAVA BURN
(6:49:25 AM) Val: btw congrats on being a daddy , this is like the first time weve talked since febraury 2007
(6:49:41 AM) MDD: THATS WEST COAST **** AND YALL KNOW IM EAST COAST
(6:49:49 AM) Buckyb88: represent
(6:49:58 AM) MDD: TYTY IM HOT DADDY LOVE BRUN FOR MOST THE EAST CXOAST
(6:50:42 AM) MDD: MY GIRL CALLS ME DRIPPING HOT PLASTIC BURN CUZ THAT **** HURTS
(6:53:56 AM) MDD: 18 PEOPLE IN HERE AND NO LOVE FOR THE HOT BURN
(6:55:20 AM) Val: im intrested in ure monologue keep going
(6:55:24 AM) MDD: DONT ACT LIKE PLASTIC WAS INVENTED JUST ANYTIME THIS **** CAME CORECT LATE JUNE BITCHES
(6:59:37 AM) MDD: THIS CHAT IS WACK NO CHAT IN THIS CHAT...I CHAT LIKE SKAT CAT....MY BURNS HURT SO MUCH THEY DONT HURT CUZ ITS 3RD DEGREE
(7:01:28 AM) MDD: BURN OFF YOUR SENSORS IM LIKE MENSA WITH THESE RHYMES
(7:01:54 AM) Buckyb88: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_9-6...eature=related
(7:03:49 AM) Buckyb88: zomg
(7:04:57 AM) MDD: TACO? THIS AINT MEXICO , ALTHOUGH MY GIRL IS MEXICAN BUT CANT SPEAK A DAMN...BET U WISH U WERE FLUENT IN 3 LANGUAGES....WONT MATTER WHEN U ARE ON FIRE CUZ LAVA IS HOT HOT HOT
(7:08:18 AM) MDD: THIS **** HURTS NO BODY TALKING AND IM STRSIGHT ROLLING
(7:10:14 AM) MDD: VALENZUELA U GOT MORE DAIRY PACKED IN YOU THAN A CHEEZ-IT...IMA ATRTACK THAT LAME ISLAND NEXT TUESDAY...CAN U STOP IT
(7:12:00 AM) MDD: ok no caps im done
(7:12:12 AM) Buckyb88: thank god
(7:12:15 AM) MDD: wtf
(7:12:46 AM) MDD: u act like these arent sweet rhymes
(7:13:46 AM) MDD: wait who is birdman btw
(7:14:04 AM) Buckyb88: bucky
(7:14:12 AM) MDD: ok...have we mety
(7:14:14 AM) MDD: met
(7:14:17 AM) Buckyb88: guess nt
(7:14:18 AM) Buckyb88: not
(7:14:34 AM) MDD: prob not i havent played in like awhile
(7:15:56 AM) Buckyb88: well
(7:15:57 AM) Buckyb88: hai
(7:15:58 AM) Buckyb88: i'm bucky
(7:16:00 AM) Buckyb88: now we've met
(7:16:28 AM) MDD: ok ok
(7:16:33 AM) MDD: so we have
(7:16:38 AM) MDD: afaik
(7:16:42 AM) MDD: tokyo
(7:16:46 AM) MDD: clwon
(7:16:49 AM) MDD: durron
(7:17:01 AM) Buckyb88: i dont think any of them are here
(7:17:09 AM) MDD: meanwhile durron has made more than all of us while we type this
(7:17:15 AM) Buckyb88: made more?
(7:17:15 AM) MDD: chim
(7:17:22 AM) MDD: HBE
(7:17:26 AM) MDD: Val
(7:17:48 AM) MDD: hell yeah
(7:17:57 AM) Val: what?
(7:18:39 AM) MDD: durron makes more in any 5 minute span than u will make in an avg yar how did u not know that the gyy plays poker like me but slightly better if thats possible
(7:18:57 AM) Buckyb88: hmm
(7:19:05 AM) Buckyb88: he prob makes more than me in poker
(7:19:20 AM) Buckyb88: but i do ok irl
(7:19:49 AM) MDD: they call him the large burrito
(7:20:18 AM) MDD: qu want guacomle with that cuz he just came and went
(7:22:52 AM) MDD: birdman
(7:22:57 AM) Buckyb88: ya
(7:22:57 AM) MDD: is your name scott
(7:22:59 AM) Buckyb88: no
(7:23:15 AM) MDD: for real
(7:23:22 AM) Buckyb88: it's Austin
(7:23:56 AM) MDD: what it be too much trouble to change it to Scott
(7:24:02 AM) Buckyb88: umm
(7:24:05 AM) Buckyb88: i kinda like austin
(7:24:15 AM) Buckyb88: why would i change to scott
(7:24:22 AM) MDD: think about long term
(7:24:27 AM) Buckyb88: ok..
(7:24:35 AM) MDD: now
(7:24:43 AM) MDD: wouldnt it be better to change it to scott
(7:24:47 AM) Buckyb88: um
(7:24:51 AM) Buckyb88: hmm
(7:24:57 AM) Buckyb88: i guess it's like a coin flip
(7:25:00 AM) Val: think short term
(7:25:03 AM) Buckyb88: i'll flip now
(7:25:06 AM) Buckyb88: call it in the air
(7:25:10 AM) Val: tails
(7:25:12 AM) Buckyb88: no
(7:25:15 AM) Buckyb88: mdoran has to call it
(7:25:17 AM) Buckyb88: 3
(7:25:18 AM) Buckyb88: 2
(7:25:18 AM) Buckyb88: 1
(7:25:22 AM) MDD: heads
(7:25:29 AM) Buckyb88: it was tails
(7:25:32 AM) MDD: ****
(7:25:32 AM) Buckyb88: sorry
(7:25:39 AM) Buckyb88: austin it stays
(7:25:46 AM) Val: it was obvious it was tails
(7:25:48 AM) MDD: ok can i call u scott
(7:25:55 AM) Buckyb88: sure, why not
(7:25:56 AM) Val: after he said u had tocall it
(7:26:06 AM) Val: if it would have been heads
(7:26:07 AM) MDD: ok thats fine
(7:26:10 AM) MDD: scott
(7:26:15 AM) Buckyb88: yea
(7:26:16 AM) Val: then u would have said that u had to call it
(7:26:20 AM) Val: u blew it imo
(7:26:22 AM) MDD: dont u think valenzuela is a dick
(7:26:34 AM) Buckyb88: nah, he's ok for somebody that's from chile
(7:26:57 AM) MDD: the chile islands are easily vanquished
(7:27:03 AM) Buckyb88: very true
(7:27:06 AM) Buckyb88: should we invade?
(7:27:17 AM) MDD: im on it nearly daily
(7:27:32 AM) Val: we will atack back
(7:27:44 AM) MDD: with your elastics?
(7:27:48 AM) Val: i will show some violent videos to some stupid 15 yo kid
(7:27:56 AM) Val: that is going to shoot ppl in his school
(7:28:03 AM) Buckyb88: we have those too
(7:28:25 AM) Val: i rather get shot because somebody has to eay
(7:28:28 AM) Val: eat*
(7:28:40 AM) MDD: thing is
(7:28:41 AM) Buckyb88: what's the difference
(7:28:44 AM) Val: in chile we get shot for real reasons
(7:28:45 AM) MDD: when val eats...
(7:28:59 AM) MDD: hes talking about small pl;ants or fruit
(7:29:09 AM) Buckyb88: do you have mcdonalds val?
(7:29:21 AM) Val: yes
(7:29:24 AM) Buckyb88: ok
(7:29:31 AM) MDD: lol no he doesnt
(7:29:33 AM) Buckyb88: well at least your life isnt a complete waste
(7:29:54 AM) Buckyb88: how much does a quarter pounder meal cost?
(7:29:55 AM) MDD: the big question is
(7:30:04 AM) MDD: if u had to attack bhile on friday
(7:30:08 AM) MDD: chile
(7:30:19 AM) MDD: what would you do saturday and sunday
(7:30:23 AM) Buckyb88: lol
(7:30:26 AM) Buckyb88: play golf obv
(7:31:06 AM) MDD: me and my 2 neeighbors could defeat chile at 3 to 2 odds
(7:32:08 AM) MDD: their is one huge advantage to living in chile
(7:32:11 AM) Buckyb88: val, how much for a quarter pounder meal
(7:32:18 AM) Val: 2400 pesos
(7:32:19 AM) MDD: and this is it:
(7:32:23 AM) Buckyb88: wait
(7:32:25 AM) Buckyb88: wat
(7:32:35 AM) MDD: when u live in chile u can say this
(7:32:37 AM) Val: 2400 pesos chilenos
(7:32:46 AM) Buckyb88: uh
(7:32:47 AM) Buckyb88: wut
(7:32:51 AM) Buckyb88: how many dollars
(7:32:53 AM) Buckyb88: duh
(7:33:00 AM) MDD: hey whats the weather gonna be? chile today hot tamla
(7:33:03 AM) Val: i think the converstiaon rate
(7:33:05 AM) MDD: tamale
(7:33:12 AM) Val: is 500 pesos 1 dollar
(7:33:21 AM) Buckyb88: so like
(7:33:24 AM) Buckyb88: 4.80
(7:33:25 AM) Val: that would make it 4,8
(7:33:31 AM) Buckyb88: that's about right i guess
(7:33:32 AM) Buckyb88: so
(7:33:41 AM) Val: how much u pay?
(7:33:44 AM) Buckyb88: you can kinda tell people taht you play 500/1k online
(7:33:45 AM) MDD: CHILE TODAY HOT TAMALE
(7:33:51 AM) MDD: HOW CAN U BEAT THAT EVER
(7:33:54 AM) Buckyb88: well in america, everybody orders large
(7:33:59 AM) Buckyb88: sooo it's prob like 5 bucks
(7:34:00 AM) Buckyb88: something liek that
(7:34:08 AM) Buckyb88: maybe 6
(7:34:11 AM) Buckyb88: in fact
(7:34:11 AM) Val: why do our mcdonals cost the smae??
(7:34:19 AM) Buckyb88: i need to go get one of those right now
(7:34:22 AM) Buckyb88: i'm starving
(7:34:32 AM) MDD: ALTHOUGH ID GIVE 3 To 1 ODDS ITS NEVER CHILLY ONE DAYU THEN HOT THE NEXT
(7:34:39 AM) Buckyb88: and no food in my house
(7:34:43 AM) Buckyb88: bazing
(7:34:47 AM) Val: it is
(7:34:59 AM) MDD: HOT AS TAMALES?
(7:35:05 AM) MDD: U DAMN MEXICAN
(7:35:17 AM) Buckyb88: isnt chile the capital of mexico
(7:35:28 AM) MDD: CHILE IS 2nd IN CHARGE
(7:35:40 AM) MDD: THE CAPIUTAL OF MEXICO IS FRANCE
(7:35:45 AM) Val: lol chile > any latin countyr
(7:35:56 AM) Val: mexicans can **** off
(7:36:03 AM) Val: i hate the way they talk
(7:36:07 AM) Buckyb88: lol
(7:36:09 AM) Buckyb88: speak
(7:36:11 AM) Buckyb88: learn english
(7:36:13 AM) MDD: LOL VAL U ARE JUST A SOUTHERN MEXICAN IF U THINK ABOUT IT
(7:36:16 AM) Buckyb88: duh
(7:36:28 AM) Val: mexicans are northern chileans
(7:36:37 AM) Val: in fact
(7:36:39 AM) MDD: BUT ITS NOT CHILLY
(7:36:45 AM) Val: americans are northern chileans
(7:36:55 AM) Buckyb88: um
(7:36:56 AM) Buckyb88: woah
(7:37:01 AM) Buckyb88: that's grounds for invasion
(7:37:08 AM) MDD: ALSO THIS.....THEY DONT EAT CHILLLY IN CHILE???WTF ITS NOT A COUNTRY THATS PROOF
(7:37:36 AM) Val: btw
(7:37:40 AM) Val: google texas flag
(7:37:44 AM) Val: and chile flag
(7:37:51 AM) Val: then wiki which one came first
(7:38:00 AM) MDD: your face is a chilly flag
(7:38:04 AM) Buckyb88: WOAHHH
(7:38:16 AM) MDD: IM FULL O BURNS
(7:38:18 AM) Buckyb88: brb, going to mcdonalds
(7:38:32 AM) Buckyb88: srsly need food asap
(7:38:33 AM) Durron: hey mdd
(7:38:35 AM) Val: where does bush come from???
(7:38:37 AM) Durron: how much wine have u had tonite
(7:38:38 AM) MDD: woah
(7:38:38 AM) Val: i rest my case
(7:38:41 AM) Val: i rest my case
(7:38:48 AM) Durron: (in bottles)
(7:38:51 AM) MDD: wow durron here holy ****
(7:39:05 AM) Buckyb88: durron, he's slightly wrecked
(7:39:05 AM) MDD: i bet he made more than all u punks tonight
(7:39:12 AM) Buckyb88: i'd bet not
(7:39:31 AM) Buckyb88: anyways, food time
(7:39:32 AM) Buckyb88: brb
(7:39:48 AM) MDD: durron is like fine wine...taste it if u want...but it will cost u a buyin
(7:40:41 AM) Durron: hey mdd
(7:40:44 AM) Durron: how much wine have u had tonight
(7:40:50 AM) MDD: suyp my brotha
(7:40:57 AM) MDD: its my bday
(7:41:01 AM) Durron: oh!
(7:41:05 AM) MDD: no one asked but i will say it
(7:41:07 AM) Durron: happy mfin birthday
(7:41:10 AM) MDD: ty ty ty'
(7:41:14 AM) Buckyb88: happy birthday md
(7:41:20 AM) MDD: i had a lot
(7:41:23 AM) Buckyb88: as a present
(7:41:31 AM) Buckyb88: i'll give you chile after i take it over
(7:42:02 AM) Durron: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...29#post4754229
(7:42:29 AM) MDD: u act like that will be touhg...i could take that over with just me, a kangaroo, and some jelly beans
(7:42:34 AM) MDD: cuz i like jelly beans
(7:43:46 AM) Durron: well
(7:43:51 AM) Durron: u also need sum ducttape
(7:45:09 AM) Lastchance entered the room.
(7:45:12 AM) MDD: most of the work would be on the kangaroo...cuz im kinda lzy
(7:45:15 AM) MDD: lazy
(7:45:16 AM) Lastchance: hurr.......
(7:45:31 AM) Val: feliz cumpleaños mdd
(7:45:38 AM) Val: too lazy to pos in thread
(7:45:45 AM) Val: im off to bed
(7:46:00 AM) MDD: im goonna assume that was an officail act of way against me val u SOB
(7:46:07 AM) MDD: *war
(7:46:29 AM) MDD: i wont tell u exactly when but expect your island to be invaded within next 210 days
(7:46:38 AM) Val: chupame el pco qliao aweonao
(7:47:25 AM) MDD: keep talking...my gf is mexican and when she wakes up ima ask her if that says suck a dick if it does nooe lives on your lame island
(7:47:36 AM) Val: lolololol
(7:47:36 AM) Lastchance: o0
(7:47:49 AM) Lastchance: val, is that even spanish?
(7:48:03 AM) Val: its chilean
(7:48:06 AM) MDD: im pretty sure hes asking for extra guacomole
(7:48:34 AM) Val: wn q lata tu no entendis la mierda q te estoy tirando
(7:48:35 AM) Lastchance: rite
(7:48:49 AM) Durron: normally i suck at spanish
(7:48:52 AM) Val: tu mina cn cuea va cachar la mitad de las puteadas
(7:48:55 AM) Durron: but i suck even more at spanish with spelling errors
(7:49:06 AM) Lastchance: drunken spanish?
(7:49:21 AM) MDD: see thats it...i virtually gurantee he just said something about taco salads
(7:49:24 AM) Lastchance: also, wtf durr
(7:49:57 AM) Durron: wtf wtf?
(7:49:59 AM) Val: ya chao qliaos su pais qliao vale callampa, metanse un dedo en el hoyo
(7:50:04 AM) Val: igual me caen bn eso si
(7:50:20 AM) Val: suerte
(7:50:31 AM) Lastchance: ey lastchance

get in pogchat

thx
(7:50:38 AM) Lastchance: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????
(7:50:46 AM) MDD: ugh yranslating this is tough...but ima gues sthat said, "who wants nachos, cuz im a out of work mexican"
(7:50:56 AM) Lastchance: chilean
(7:51:01 AM) Lastchance: CHILEAN
(7:51:22 AM) MDD: mexican is french for chilean
(7:51:39 AM) Lastchance: got it
(7:51:45 AM) Lastchance: spam some french plz
(7:51:51 AM) MDD: think about it
(7:51:56 AM) MDD: assume worst case scenarion
(7:52:02 AM) MDD: and u are a mexican
(7:52:05 AM) Lastchance: i'd spam zhong wen, but I suck at it
(7:52:33 AM) MDD: wouldnt u just say **** it and take out chille for the blatant racism
(7:52:53 AM) Lastchance: wut?
(7:53:15 AM) Val: bye all, btw ure going to need someone from the southern hemisphere to figure that out for u
(7:53:16 AM) MDD: ok let me start from square 1
(7:53:19 AM) Durron: you aren't enjoying urself?
(7:53:25 AM) Durron: this conversation is awesome
(7:53:26 AM) Val left the room.
(7:53:36 AM) Durron: drunken mdd is the nuts
(7:53:42 AM) MDD: when u think about it
(7:53:54 AM) MDD: chille is never cold...
(7:54:00 AM) MDD: neither is chille
(7:54:02 AM) MDD: the food
(7:54:08 AM) Lastchance: ok.......
(7:54:11 AM) MDD: so wtf, why the lies
(7:54:12 AM) Durron: it gets pretty gold is south chile
(7:54:17 AM) Durron: cold
(7:54:25 AM) Lastchance: SHEER gold
(7:54:26 AM) MDD: u obv have never been to that island
(7:54:28 AM) Lastchance: !!!!!!!!!!!!
(7:54:55 AM) MDD: chile today hot tamale is all they got...thats theuir clame to fame
(7:55:10 AM) MDD: other than that they havee nothing
(7:55:41 AM) Lastchance: do tamales even come from chile
(7:55:42 AM) MDD: my gf is mexican and sahe says people from chile are black
(7:55:43 AM) Lastchance: ??
(7:55:51 AM) Lastchance: ahh..
(7:56:07 AM) Lastchance: rite
(7:56:31 AM) MDD: i jut wish u knew how chilly it was in chille yesteersay...80degreesss....come to teerms with it pop[e this **** aint cold
(7:56:42 AM) MDD: so many lies
(7:56:45 AM) MDD: so little truth
(7:56:53 AM) Lastchance: okkkkkkk......
(7:56:59 AM) MDD: WTF LC
(7:57:03 AM) MDD: U ACT LIKE
(7:57:08 AM) MDD: IF I HAD A COUNTRY
(7:57:13 AM) MDD: AND I NAMED IT
(7:57:16 AM) MDD: "WICKED COLD"
(7:57:23 AM) MDD: AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
(7:57:28 AM) MDD: IT WAS ALWAYS HTO AS BALLS
(7:57:40 AM) MDD: YTOU WOULDNT MAKE FUN OF IT>
(7:57:53 AM) Lastchance: not reallly
(7:57:58 AM) MDD: arlighdrirht[4tj5oy
(7:58:07 AM) Lastchance: <-- not seinfeld
(7:58:23 AM) MDD: WHAT IF IT WAS CALLED "NEVER COLD" UGH U ARE PISSING ME OFF
(7:58:54 AM) MDD: U OBV ARENT EVEN STICKING TO YOUR ANME
(7:58:55 AM) Lastchance: I'd wonder
(7:59:00 AM) Lastchance: at the english people
(7:59:04 AM) Lastchance: who named the place
(7:59:08 AM) MDD: CALL U 3RD CHANCE AT THIS POINT
(7:59:10 AM) Lastchance: b/c lol language barrier
(7:59:13 AM) MDD: NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LAST CHANCE
(7:59:14 AM) Lastchance: am I rite?'
(7:59:19 AM) Lastchance: o0
(7:59:39 AM) Lastchance: wtf does lastchance even mean in this context anyway
(7:59:42 AM) Lastchance: am I rite?
(7:59:59 AM) MDD: IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME>>>BUT THATAS CUZ IM STRAIGHT GANGSTA
(8:00:09 AM) Lastchance: wtf does mdorand
(8:00:14 AM) Lastchance: mean?
(8:00:17 AM) Lastchance: for that matter?
(8:00:23 AM) Lastchance: STRAIGHT GANGSTA?
(8:00:27 AM) Lastchance: !!!!!!!!!!1
(8:00:36 AM) MDD: WOW KEEP YOUR HEAD LOW AND CHANCES ID KEEP CLOSE TO FIRST TO MIDDLE BUT DEF NOT LAST
(8:00:46 AM) Lastchance: o0
(8:00:53 AM) Buckyb88: back
(8:00:59 AM) Buckyb88: o, val's gone
(8:01:02 AM) Lastchance: I was getting really frustrated with registering
(8:01:11 AM) MDD: VALS A SOUYTH MEXICAN HE ADMITTRED IT
(8:01:12 AM) Lastchance: a name for a MMO I dont play anymore
(8:01:22 AM) Lastchance: so that's why I named that...
(8:01:22 AM) Lastchance: o0
(8:01:28 AM) Buckyb88: i had a few money related questions for him
(8:01:41 AM) MDD: DONT BOTHER
(8:02:01 AM) MDD: I WONT SAY WHAT IM THINKING
(8:02:09 AM) Buckyb88: you're allowed
(8:02:12 AM) Buckyb88: it's your birthday
(8:02:14 AM) Buckyb88: just say it
(8:02:16 AM) MDD: BUT ASSUME IT HAS TO DO WTIH MONEY AND HOW LITTLE HIS PEOPLE HAVE OF IT
(8:02:21 AM) Buckyb88: lol
(8:02:22 AM) Lastchance: o0
(8:02:32 AM) Lastchance: mdd must be really, really drunk
(8:02:41 AM) Buckyb88: ding ding ding
(8:02:47 AM) MDD: DID U CATCH MY RHIMES
(8:02:56 AM) MDD: I WAS SPITTING HOT LAVA LYRICS
(8:03:01 AM) Lastchance: rite
(8:03:06 AM) Lastchance: whatever you say
(8:03:09 AM) Buckyb88: how old are you mdd?
(8:03:26 AM) MDD: BIRDMAN TELL HIM WHAT THEY CALL ME ON THE WEAST COAST
(8:03:46 AM) Buckyb88: hot lava burn
(8:03:55 AM) MDD: DAMN RIGHT
(8:04:05 AM) Lastchance: o0\
(8:04:18 AM) Buckyb88: and why are you calling me birdman
(8:04:20 AM) MDD: ALSO I ACCEPT "HOT PLASTIC DAMN"
(8:04:21 AM) Buckyb88: did you forget my name already?
(8:04:46 AM) MDD: NO
(8:05:17 AM) MDD: YOUR NAME IS AARON AND YOU ARE FROM EL PASADOR
(8:05:25 AM) Buckyb88: uh
(8:05:26 AM) Buckyb88: wut
(8:05:42 AM) Lastchance: WUT!!!!!!!!!1
(8:05:42 AM) MDD: YOUR NAME IS ANDY AND YOU ARE FROM ANTIGUA
(8:05:47 AM) Buckyb88: there ya go
(8:06:12 AM) MDD: ok andy one questipon
(8:06:16 AM) Buckyb88: alright
(8:06:17 AM) MDD: if you had to choose
(8:06:26 AM) MDD: between being from where u are from
(8:06:34 AM) MDD: or getting mad cow disease
(8:06:37 AM) MDD: which would u choose
(8:06:40 AM) Buckyb88: mad cow
(8:06:43 AM) Buckyb88: and it isnt close
(8:06:45 AM) Lastchance: o0
(8:07:02 AM) MDD: i figured
(8:07:11 AM) MDD: wtf is o0
(8:07:22 AM) MDD: say that one more time LC and i will bust your face
(8:07:27 AM) Buckyb88: o0
(8:07:30 AM) MDD: oiarhtg[ROTHWREPY
(8:07:43 AM) Lastchance: it's from anime i believe
(8:07:45 AM) Lastchance: it means
(8:07:47 AM) Lastchance: o0
(8:07:50 AM) Lastchance: i dunno
(8:08:00 AM) Lastchance: everything feels like o0
(8:08:01 AM) Lastchance: here tho
(8:08:04 AM) Buckyb88: i feel a sick burn coming on here
(8:08:21 AM) MDD: THING IS....ALL THIS TIME U GUYS ARE BS'ING AROPUND...DURRON MADE MORE THAN YOUR FRIGGIN MOM
(8:08:32 AM) Buckyb88: lol
(8:08:46 AM) Lastchance: yeah, probably
(8:09:00 AM) MDD: THAT GUY MAKES SICK QUID NO DOUBT
(8:09:05 AM) Lastchance: no doubt
(8:09:22 AM) MDD: WHERE IM FROM THEY CALL HIM BIG BABANA
(8:09:38 AM) MDD: CUZ THEY SUCKA T SPELLING BANANA
(8:09:52 AM) Buckyb88: where are you from mdd
(8:10:00 AM) MDD: SC REPRESENT BIATCHES
(8:10:06 AM) Lastchance: lol sc
(8:10:11 AM) Buckyb88: lol sc
(8:10:14 AM) MDD: LKDSHGARKHG
(8:10:18 AM) MDD: LOL YOUR FACE
(8:10:26 AM) MDD: YOUR FACE IS
(8:10:28 AM) MDD: GET THIS
(8:10:30 AM) MDD: ...
(8:10:32 AM) MDD: LOL
(8:10:44 AM) Buckyb88: i think i'd rather be from mexico thatn sc
(8:10:50 AM) Lastchance: meh, I think my lol sc was a sicker burn
(8:10:52 AM) Buckyb88: and have mad cow disese
(8:11:06 AM) MDD: WOW OK THIS FROM A GUY NAMED ARRON WHOS NOT EVEN FROM A CONTINENT
(8:11:09 AM) Lastchance: bird, where are you from?
(8:11:15 AM) Buckyb88: Orlando
(8:11:16 AM) MDD: HES FROM ANTARCTICSA
(8:11:25 AM) Buckyb88: lol
(8:11:36 AM) Lastchance: for so many reasons
(8:11:40 AM) Buckyb88: drunk chat with mdd is probably the highlight of my whole day
(8:11:54 AM) MDD: ANTARCTICA BRO ILL GIVE U 2 WORDS
(8:11:59 AM) MDD: SUCKS
(8:12:03 AM) MDD: SO WHATS P
(8:12:13 AM) Buckyb88: uh
(8:12:13 AM) Buckyb88: wut
(8:12:20 AM) MDD: UR FACE BRO UR FACE
(8:12:25 AM) MDD: UR FACE IS 2 WORDS
(8:12:29 AM) MDD: OWNED
(8:12:35 AM) Buckyb88: lol
(8:12:45 AM) Lastchance: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
(8:12:48 AM) MDD: WHAT THE **** EVER SCOTT
(8:13:04 AM) Buckyb88: hey hey hey now
(8:13:08 AM) MDD: IF THATS YOUR REALK NAME
(8:13:17 AM) MDD: I BET YOUR REAL NAME ISNT EVEN SCOTT
(8:13:32 AM) Buckyb88: it is
(8:13:47 AM) Lastchance: MDD
(8:13:50 AM) MDD: THATS WHY I KNOW U ARE A QUADRIPILEGIC
(8:13:56 AM) Lastchance: $50 says birds name is scott?
(8:14:04 AM) Buckyb88: ..
(8:14:22 AM) MDD: HIS NAME ISNT SCOTT ILL BET ALL VALS WORTHLESS BANANAS ON IT
(8:14:28 AM) Lastchance: Accept
(8:14:33 AM) Buckyb88: zomg
(8:14:36 AM) Buckyb88: sick hustled
(8:14:39 AM) Buckyb88: my name's austin
(8:14:44 AM) MDD: WOW
(8:14:46 AM) Lastchance: OMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(8:14:48 AM) Buckyb88: hahaha
(8:14:49 AM) MDD: LC GETS OWNED
(8:14:52 AM) Lastchance: yar
(8:14:54 AM) Buckyb88: zomg
(8:14:55 AM) MDD: BETTER HOPE U HAD MORE CHANCES O WAIT
(8:14:58 AM) Lastchance: give me your address
(8:15:00 AM) Buckyb88: i'm laughing soooooo hard right now
(8:15:03 AM) MDD: THAT WAS THE LAST ONE SO GUESS WHAT
(8:15:04 AM) Lastchance: I'll ship some bananas over to u
(8:15:44 AM) Lastchance: MDD
(8:15:45 AM) Lastchance: what?
(8:15:49 AM) Buckyb88: hahahahhahhahahhahahhahahhaha
(8:15:52 AM) MDD: I LIKE HOW YOU HAVE ROMAN NUMERALS AFTERE YOU R NAME LIKE THIER ARE CHANCES AFTER THE LAST ONE BUT GUESS WHAT LAST IS LAST AND U ARE DONE CHIEF
(8:16:06 AM) Lastchance: very nice
(8:16:13 AM) Buckyb88: mdd just became my favorite pogger
(8:16:37 AM) MDD: YOUR FACE IS MY FAVORITE POGGER
(8:16:44 AM) MDD: OWNED
(8:17:00 AM) MDD: THESE BURNS COME LIKE FIRE YO
(8:17:03 AM) Lastchance: I need to meet
(8:17:05 AM) Buckyb88: mdd, we should start hustling people on the streets with that name game
(8:17:06 AM) Lastchance: more drunk ppl
(8:17:08 AM) Lastchance: in real life
(8:17:22 AM) Buckyb88: srsly
(8:17:34 AM) Lastchance: brilliant hustle
(8:17:34 AM) Lastchance: imo
(8:18:00 AM) MDD: WHEN U BRUN LIKE ME YOU BRUN LIKE ATLANTA CALL ME SHERMAN
(8:19:07 AM) Durron: if there is anyone that val should be steaking for the ME
(8:19:09 AM) Durron: it is mdd
(8:19:16 AM) MDD: THE ONLY DIFFERNEC EBETWEEN LC AND VALENZUEALS IS ONE IS MEXIACAN AND THE OTHER IS PROB EMPLOYED
(8:19:16 AM) Buckyb88: indeed
(8:19:35 AM) Lastchance: lol
(8:19:39 AM) Lastchance: <-- employed
(8:19:41 AM) Lastchance: yeah rite\
(8:19:43 AM) Lastchance: imo
(8:19:55 AM) Lastchance: is val srsly
(8:19:59 AM) Lastchance: staking people for the ME?
(8:20:09 AM) Buckyb88: durron, did you see the sick hustle that mdd and i played on LC?
(8:20:18 AM) MDD: HOLY SERIOUS WTF IS THIS
(8:20:48 AM) MDD: U GUYS ACT LIKE DURRON HAS TIME FOR YOUR BS...HE JUST MADE SICK MOENY BETWEEN THEN AND NOW BITCHES
(8:21:02 AM) Lastchance: durron
(8:21:05 AM) Lastchance: did you make sick money?
(8:21:13 AM) MDD: UM HELLO
(8:21:15 AM) Lastchance: in the past hour or so?
(8:21:17 AM) Mark K SJC entered the room.
(8:21:20 AM) Durron: nay
(8:21:24 AM) Lastchance: frown!
(8:21:28 AM) Durron: yes
(8:21:37 AM) Lastchance: smile!
(8:21:38 AM) Mark K SJC: Hey hey hey... How's the birthday boy!
(8:21:42 AM) Buckyb88: drunk
(8:21:48 AM) Lastchance: DURRRNNNNNNNK
(8:22:04 AM) Mark K SJC: Cool.... Required obv
(8:22:04 AM) Lastchance: "I like him, and I'm a guy"
(8:22:20 AM) MDD: U GUY STHINKING DURRON HAS TIME FOR YOUR ASS HES LIKE NOT EVEN MEXICAN
(8:22:44 AM) Lastchance: durron, are you mexican?
(8:23:12 AM) MDD: HELL NO DID HE CATCH A RIDE HERE WITH 8 PEOPLE? NO
(8:23:28 AM) Buckyb88: loll
(8:23:29 AM) Lastchance: like your girlfriend?
(8:23:33 AM) Mark K SJC: hehe
(8:23:36 AM) Buckyb88: sick burn hot lava burn
(8:23:48 AM) MDD: HOT LAVA
(8:23:59 AM) MDD: DONT TOUCH IT
(8:24:03 AM) MDD: DONT OTUCH IT
(8:24:13 AM) Buckyb88: only with lava shoes
(8:24:55 AM) Mark K SJC: Or a hose....
(8:25:37 AM) MDD: DONT TOUCH THE HOT LAVE ITS LIKE HOTTER THAN EVEN THAT!
(8:26:12 AM) MDD: IM GLAD TO SEE MARK K IS HERE...NOW THATS WHAT WE EXPECT IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT
(8:26:18 AM) Mark K SJC: :-)
(8:26:28 AM) MDD: MARK IS LIKE COLD STEEL
(8:26:42 AM) Mark K SJC: SOBER as antidan...
(8:27:02 AM) Buckyb88: well i'm going to bed guise
(8:27:06 AM) Lastchance: nite
(8:27:09 AM) Buckyb88: mdd,
(8:27:11 AM) Buckyb88: happy birthday
(8:27:12 AM) MDD: YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BED
(8:27:15 AM) MDD: OWNED
(8:27:17 AM) Buckyb88: drink some water
(8:27:18 AM) Lastchance: TRUTH
(8:27:21 AM) MDD: I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEWY COME FROM
(8:27:26 AM) MDD: THEY JUST COME TO ME
(8:27:28 AM) Lastchance: your face is going to drink some water?
(8:27:30 AM) Mark K SJC: MDD, Laptop or desktop?
(8:27:42 AM) Buckyb88: good night to everybody else
(8:27:46 AM) Mark K SJC: later
(8:27:51 AM) MDD: YOUR FACE WILL BE LAPTOP WHEN I GEWT DONE WITH YOU
(8:28:08 AM) Mark K SJC: Just wondering how your handling the pee breaks
(8:28:26 AM) Buckyb88 left the room.
(8:28:38 AM) MDD: I LOVE HOW U THINK YOU HAVE THIS ALL LLLLLLL FIGURED OUT BUT GUESS WHAT
(8:29:02 AM) Mark K SJC: I see.... you peed your pants... :-(
(8:29:27 AM) MDD: OK FINE.....PLAY WITH HOT LAVA
(8:29:54 AM) MDD: MOLTEN ROCK IS NOT PLAYING
(8:30:28 AM) Mark K SJC: Want to play some HU???? OK, OK, OK j/k
(8:31:53 AM) MDD: CALL ME PUMICE CUZ IM HARDENED LAVA BUT ILL FLOAT LIKE WOOD
(8:32:18 AM) Mark K SJC: BTW, you type great for a drunk (see Chim's IM's for comparison)
(8:32:28 AM) MDD: MARK K STFU AND ANSWER THIS
(8:32:32 AM) Lastchance: o0, chim durnk
(8:32:35 AM) Mark K SJC: I'm ready
(8:32:48 AM) MDD: IF U HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING A GREAT POKER PLAYER OR GETTING MAD COW DISEASE WHICH WOULD IT BE
(8:33:02 AM) Mark K SJC: Can't have both?
(8:33:07 AM) MDD: DKSHGKLGHAGHA'G
(8:33:17 AM) Mark K SJC: OK,OK,OK thinking...
(8:33:34 AM) Lastchance: You gotta go with the mad cow
(8:33:35 AM) Lastchance: IMHO
(8:33:36 AM) Mark K SJC: I would dream about being a great poker player
(8:34:01 AM) Mark K SJC: but reality would force me to pick mad cow
(8:34:07 AM) MDD: OK WAIT SOMETHING JUST CAME TO ME...OMG OMG GET READY
(8:34:24 AM) MDD: MARK K...YOUR FACE IS A POKER PLAYER
(8:34:31 AM) MDD: HOLY **** OWNED
(8:34:40 AM) Mark K SJC: again
(8:34:40 AM) Lastchance: http://www.wow.com/
(8:34:42 AM) MDD: I DONT KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM
(8:34:46 AM) MDD: IT JUST HITS ME AND I SPIT IT
(8:35:06 AM) Mark K SJC: BTW, What's ya drink'n?
(8:35:34 AM) Mark K SJC: It's not that Devil Whiskey is it?
(8:36:15 AM) MDD: WELL SEEING I DONT BOTHER WITH STUFF...AND SHES MEXICAN
(8:36:35 AM) MDD: U CAN PROB GUESS
(8:37:04 AM) Mark K SJC: Oh... That brings bad bad bad bad memories to me....
(8:37:22 AM) MDD: 2 WORDS
(8:37:26 AM) MDD: MAR
(8:37:28 AM) MDD: GORITAS
(8:37:31 AM) MDD: LOL
(8:37:43 AM) Mark K SJC: sans ice and lemonade?
(8:37:51 AM) MDD: OBV I KNOW THATS 3 WORDS
(8:38:11 AM) MDD: ANYWAYS IM DONE U RACISTS
(8:38:16 AM) Mark K SJC: gulp
(8:38:24 AM) MDD: KEEP MAKING FUN OF MEXIACANS
(8:39:23 AM) Mark K SJC: Hey dude... I live in Southern California... They make the world turn around.
(8:40:19 AM) MDD: IM DONE HERE...MARK K IS THE BOMB...LATCHANCE IS REALLY LIKE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LAST...ID SAY HES MIDDLE CHANCE IF U REALLY WANT TO KNOW
(8:40:28 AM) MDD: ANYWAYS LATER
(8:40:33 AM) Lastchance: o0
(8:40:42 AM) Lastchance: ]l8er
(8:40:48 AM) Mark K SJC: Hehe... Seriously.... Happy Birthday.. Have fun. :-)
(8:41:02 AM) MDD left the room.

KyrosMother · 06-22-2008, 08:57 AM

Happy Birthday MDD.

metsandfinsfan · 06-22-2008, 09:17 AM

Happy Bday MDD

JaredL · 06-22-2008, 09:43 AM

MDD

¡Cumpleaños Feliz, tío!

Haven't seen you on AIM in too long, hopefully soon.

aardvarksrus · 06-22-2008, 10:16 AM

Happy birthday MDD - hope it's a good one

MDoranD · 06-22-2008, 12:38 PM

ugh at that chat wow
FTR im pro mexican...even to the point of breeding with one

much love guys...31 today

antidan444 · 06-22-2008, 12:47 PM

Happy B-Day MDD.

buckyb88 · 06-22-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clowntable

(8:12:48 AM) MDD: WHAT THE **** EVER SCOTT
(8:13:04 AM) Buckyb88: hey hey hey now
(8:13:08 AM) MDD: IF THATS YOUR REALK NAME
(8:13:17 AM) MDD: I BET YOUR REAL NAME ISNT EVEN SCOTT
(8:13:32 AM) Buckyb88: it is
(8:13:47 AM) Lastchance: MDD
(8:13:50 AM) MDD: THATS WHY I KNOW U ARE A QUADRIPILEGIC
(8:13:56 AM) Lastchance: $50 says birds name is scott?
(8:14:04 AM) Buckyb88: ..
(8:14:22 AM) MDD: HIS NAME ISNT SCOTT ILL BET ALL VALS WORTHLESS BANANAS ON IT
(8:14:28 AM) Lastchance: Accept
(8:14:33 AM) Buckyb88: zomg
(8:14:36 AM) Buckyb88: sick hustled
(8:14:39 AM) Buckyb88: my name's austin
(8:14:44 AM) MDD: WOW
(8:14:46 AM) Lastchance: OMMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(8:14:48 AM) Buckyb88: hahaha
(8:14:49 AM) MDD: LC GETS OWNED
(8:14:52 AM) Lastchance: yar
(8:14:54 AM) Buckyb88: zomg
(8:14:55 AM) MDD: BETTER HOPE U HAD MORE CHANCES O WAIT
(8:14:58 AM) Lastchance: give me your address
(8:15:00 AM) Buckyb88: i'm laughing soooooo hard right now
(8:15:03 AM) MDD: THAT WAS THE LAST ONE SO GUESS WHAT
(8:15:04 AM) Lastchance: I'll ship some bananas over to u
(8:15:44 AM) Lastchance: MDD
(8:15:45 AM) Lastchance: what?
(8:15:49 AM) Buckyb88: hahahahhahhahahhahahhahahhaha
(8:15:52 AM) MDD: I LIKE HOW YOU HAVE ROMAN NUMERALS AFTERE YOU R NAME LIKE THIER ARE CHANCES AFTER THE LAST ONE BUT GUESS WHAT LAST IS LAST AND U ARE DONE CHIEF
(8:16:06 AM) Lastchance: very nice
(8:16:13 AM) Buckyb88: mdd just became my favorite pogger

this seriously had me loling for about 10 minutes

antidan444 · 06-22-2008, 12:58 PM

Someone needs to go unearth that "grape juice" chat and post it.

Cueballmania · 06-22-2008, 01:06 PM

That POGChat is pretty epic. Happy birthday MDD!

Hitch · 06-22-2008, 01:15 PM

(7:22:57 AM) MDD: is your name scott
(7:22:59 AM) Buckyb88: no
(7:23:15 AM) MDD: for real
(7:23:22 AM) Buckyb88: it's Austin
(7:23:56 AM) MDD: what it be too much trouble to change it to Scott
(7:24:02 AM) Buckyb88: umm
(7:24:05 AM) Buckyb88: i kinda like austin
(7:24:15 AM) Buckyb88: why would i change to scott
(7:24:22 AM) MDD: think about long term

lol

Happy Birthday.

CPFB · 06-22-2008, 02:24 PM

damn...can't believe I missed it

Happy birthday MDoranD!

chuckleslovakian · 06-23-2008, 01:11 AM

Damn, sorry I'm missed this. Next time I'm drunk I'm iming you

Though I'm not nearly as entertaining as you are

chim17 · 06-23-2008, 04:31 AM

MDD is so hot these days.