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Originally Posted by KarmaDope
Full writeup later as on my phone.
Worst place to take a dump - the single, unisex toilet with no window right next to your boss' office on a hospital ward.
This one might be from experience...
So, yeah.
The worst place to take a ****. The single, unisex toilet that has no window, is right next door to the boss' office, on a hospital ward, so you know it has no lid either.
Everyone can hear you when you're straining, ESPECIALLY the boss. Everyone knows where you are. The smell lingers when it's been used because there's no ventilation and no chance in hell that door is being left open. It's on a ward, so god knows what sort of diseases are lingering in there, especially when there's a norovirus outbreak in the place, and when you flush there's no lid to catch the particles for "infection control". Infection control my ass (and yes, I have had this argument personally with infection control nurses in hospitals and hospices).
Ugh. No. Just no. I'd rather **** my pants.