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03-04-2019 , 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Carl_Spackler
I was hoping to snag that one. A club is just a BLT with too much **** on it.
My thoughts exactly.
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03-04-2019 , 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
To go with the GOAT cookie, I'm going to take the GOAT sandwich.

BLT
Meh.
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03-04-2019 , 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by iraisetoomuch
Meh.
If you're meh'ing a BLT, you've either never had a truly great one, or you dislike bacon... which is a life leak.

Philly is my 2nd favorite sandwich, though. & the only other 1st tier sandwich imo.
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03-04-2019 , 08:49 AM
There's too much risk in waiting on this one, the category is too popular.

The best thing to come out of Scotland, shortbread.
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03-04-2019 , 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Eric
There's too much risk in waiting on this one, the category is too popular.

The best thing to come out of Scotland, shortbread.
Is this pick for worst cookie?

Oh, Scotland
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03-04-2019 , 09:32 AM
So I guess y'all now know how to pander to the cookie judge.
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03-04-2019 , 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
So I guess y'all now know how to pander to the cookie judge.
Yes and no. I was aware of the possibility when I made my pick.
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03-04-2019 , 11:43 AM
I could have sworn Eric was sandwiches
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03-04-2019 , 11:51 AM
I'm gonna go have one of my favorite sandwiches for lunch today. I won't be selecting it in this draft. (Too ethnic)
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03-04-2019 , 11:57 AM
I'm going to get rid of Trampolining from the Olympics.

Regular Artistic Gymnastics has a bouncy floor where everyone does a bunch of flips and stuff. There is no need to make the floor extra bouncy. I can watch pretty much any Olympic sport for at least 30 minutes before getting bored, but this one gets boring within the first minute.

Goodbye and good riddance.

You're going to have to find another sport to be good at Dong Dong

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03-04-2019 , 12:18 PM
Thoughts...

1. Dong Dong would have done well in the last draft as a funny name.

2. When I was 12 or 13 we had a neighbor with a large rectangular trampoline in their yard. We had a game with 3 players. One would stand on the ground about 10 yards in front of the trampoline with a football. He was the QB. Another player would stand on the front of the trampoline, closest to the QB. He was the defensive back. The other player would stand behind the defensive back, on the far end of the trampoline. He was the wide receiver. The two players would bounce on the trampoline and the QB would try to complete a pass to the receiver. Great game.

3. It's a miracle none of us ever seriously injured ourselves on that trampoline. We got some serious air, with 2 kids simultaneously "bouncing" the 3rd kid into the stratosphere. I hit the ground pretty hard several times (no safety net) and the worst I got was the wind knocked out of me and some scraped knees and elbows.

4. Our trampoline football game would make a better Olympic sport than trampoline gymnastics. Also, slam ball (trampolines plus basketball) would be a good Olympic sport.
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03-04-2019 , 12:33 PM
There are so many brilliant memes out there to choose from, but i'll go with my personal favourite which is the drunk baby meme

Trying to upload some of them from google but it's not working (lol me) but most of my favourites are on the first page of google image search -

https://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/s...-web&fr=mcafee
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03-04-2019 , 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by PokerCrazy94
There are so many brilliant memes out there to choose from, but i'll go with my personal favourite which is the drunk baby meme

Trying to upload some of them from google but it's not working (lol me) but most of my favourites are on the first page of google image search -

https://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/s...-web&fr=mcafee
Here ya go...







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03-04-2019 , 02:56 PM
Hahaha cheers Bolt, plenty more of them
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03-04-2019 , 02:59 PM
Here's the updated table. I've included sleep times for those of us who have designated them (and chopped an hour off the end for those who designated 8 hours rather than the 7 which has been offered).

 Other CategorySandwichWorst SmellFunniest JokeBest ScottishThing
Nicholasp27XXXXXXXXXXX    
aaronk56 (1a - 8a) XXXXXXXXXXX   
CrimsonFlox Club Sandwich (1)XXXXXXXXXXX  
D1iabo1cal   XXXXXXXXXXXPenicillin (1)
PokerCrazy94 (11a - 6p)    XXXXXXXXXXX
xander biscuits (3a - 10a)  Human Excrement (1)  
Eric (10p - 5a)    Shortbread (2)
JMurder3 (1a - 8a) BLT (2)   
eyebooger    Scotch Whisky (2)
filthyverminWorst Smells (2)    
iraisetoomuch (11p - 6a) Cheesesteak (1)Vomit (2)  
Carl_Spackler (11p -6a)  Rotten Meat (2)  
bolt2112 (2a - 9a)Best Scottish Thing (2)    

 Best Movie Year (before 2009)CookiesWorst Sports ContractOlympic Sport to Eliminate
Nicholasp27    
aaronk56 (1a - 8a)1994 (1)   
CrimsonFlox    
D1iabo1cal    
PokerCrazy94 (11a - 6p)    
xander biscuits (3a - 10a)XXXXXXXXXXX  Trampolining (2)
Eric (10p - 5a) XXXXXXXXXXX Rhythmic Gymnastics (1)
JMurder3 (1a - 8a) Chocolate Chip (1)XXXXXXXXXXX 
eyebooger  JaMarcus Russell (1)XXXXXXXXXXX
filthyvermin    
iraisetoomuch (11p - 6a)    
Carl_Spackler (11p -6a)   Dressage (1)
bolt2112 (2a - 9a)   Synchronized Swimming (1)

 Public GuillotineTV PilotTime TravelInternet Meme
Nicholasp27 Lost (1)  
aaronk56 (1a - 8a)    
CrimsonFlox    
D1iabo1cal    
PokerCrazy94 (11a - 6p)Donald Trump (1)  Drunk Baby (2)
xander biscuits (3a - 10a)    
Eric (10p - 5a)    
JMurder3 (1a - 8a)    
eyebooger    
filthyverminXXXXXXXXXXXGame of Thrones (1)  
iraisetoomuch (11p - 6a) XXXXXXXXXXX  
Carl_Spackler (11p -6a)  XXXXXXXXXXX 
bolt2112 (2a - 9a)   XXXXXXXXXXX
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03-04-2019 , 03:48 PM
RoundPOGgerCategorySelection
1Nicholasp27TV PilotLost
1aaronk56Movie Year1994
1CrimsonFoxSandwichClub Sandwich
1D1iabo1calScottishPenicillin
1PokerCrazy94GuillotineDonald Trump
1xander biscuitsSmellHuman Excrement
1EricOlympicsRhythmic Gymnastics
1JMurder3CookieChocolate Chip
1eyeboogerSports ContractJaMarcus Russell
1filthyverminTV PilotGame of Thrones
1iraisetoomuchSandwichCheesesteak
1Carl_SpacklerOlympicsDressage
1bolt2112OlympicsSynchonized Swimming
2bolt2112Other CategoryScottish
2Carl_SpacklerSmellRotten Meat
2iraisetoomuchSmellVomit
2filthyverminOther CategorySmell
2eyeboogerScottishScotch Whisky
2JMurder3SandwichBLT
2EricScottishShortbread
2xander biscuitsOlympicsTrampolining
2PokerCrazy94MemeDrunk Baby
2D1iabo1cal  
2CrimsonFox  
2aaronk56  
2Nicholasp27  
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03-04-2019 , 04:39 PM
thanks bolt! nice one. and we can all see it's that lazy lagger diab's turn. he'll probably say he was sleeping or some bs just cuz it's ~5:40am in australia.
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03-04-2019 , 04:42 PM
i like seeing what the worst pick of the draft is. i loved how in the last one for best world cup soccer player my pick of taylor swift beat at least one player, i think maybe 2?
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03-04-2019 , 04:42 PM
I'd just recommend that everyone figure out 7 hours on a clock when they'd like to extend their deadline. Even those of us who aren't on a regular sleep schedule. It's a complimentary time extension after all.... don't cost nuthin'.
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03-04-2019 , 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by filthyvermin
i like seeing what the worst pick of the draft is. i loved how in the last one for best world cup soccer player my pick of taylor swift beat at least one player, i think maybe 2?
She beat Neymar, deservedly so since he's a ****
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03-04-2019 , 04:55 PM
i realize im a bit of a pain in the ass about my resistance to pming, and i laughed at xander's write up about it. to make up for this, you can just skip me after one hour at any time of day or night.

i'm THAT confident in my ability to destroy this draft
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03-04-2019 , 05:06 PM
If you’re looking for any more spectator judges, I’m up for it.
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03-04-2019 , 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by True North
If you’re looking for any more spectator judges, I’m up for it.
I'm all for as many judges as are willing, with the primary judge maintaining 50 percent of the weight.

The more opinions we have, the more suspense, controversy, and entertainment, if you ask me.
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03-04-2019 , 05:36 PM
yeah, the more the merrier
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03-04-2019 , 07:25 PM
For Olympic sport that should be dropped, I'll take Race Walking.

It's basically the marathon, except instead of jogging like a normal person, these people walk like they have a stick up their ass for 20/50km. If you stop walking like you have a stick up your ass 3 times, you get disqualified. But it gets worse...

The sneaky bastards have a chief judge that can disqualify you in the final 100m of the race if they so choose, even if you have not received any infractions. That's right, you can be cruising for 49.9km of this ridiculous "sport", just to have someone go "nah mate, you're gone" right at the finish line.
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