I noticed. I just couldn't decide what I wanted to draft. Anyway, derail ended.

Just skimmed irtm's post. I guess my opinion isn't that controversial.

I'll do write-ups when I get home, but in the interest of moving things along, here are my 2 picks.

For the last pick of round 1 I'll take synchronized swimming.

And fir the first pick of round 2, the best category of this draft is If it isn't Scottish, it's crap!

I'll take rotten meat for the worst smell. I'm not talking about a touch past the expiration date. I'm talking chicken breast left in a cooler for 2 weeks in August. Straight gag inducing.

So bad, it smells worse than ****.

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Synchronized swimming is one of the hardest to do and most impressive shows of athleticism in the olympics

I still get it as not many watch it, but it’s hard as **** to do...it’s like sprinting full speed for several minutes while holding your breath

Is it bad that I don't think any sports should be eliminated from the Olympics?

Free solo rock climbing is incredibly difficult and impressive and I dont see that as an Olympic sport any time soon.

No

I don’t think so either; no sports need to be removed and people don’t need to watch all of them, just the ones they like

But that’s the category so whatcha gonna do

I dont mind any sports either.

Except when they show synchronized swimming on tv while I could be watching something interesting instead.

Fortunately they have 5 channels to choose from

Yeah, but I have a long memory and I'm holding a grudge from 1984.

Not totally the same thing, but sport climbing is a medal sport in 2020.

I dont think anyone should be publicly guillotined

Agree to disagree.

I wouldn't eat one, but it is a classic.

Lets go with Vomit.
A smell so terrible that it can actually make other people vomit as a result.

im gonna go with worst smells for best category in the draft. and that reminds me that its eyebooger's turn

Who gets excited about synchronized swimming? Nobody. Can anyone name even one person to ever medal in this "sport"? Doubtful.

The best thing that synchronized swimming ever brought to our culture is this immortal SNL skit:

https://www.holdoutsports.com/2016/0...-olympics.html

I was pretty sure that one of my first two picks of the draft was going to be [redacted] in the category of "Best Scottish Thing". But then I also thought of [redacted] and [redacted]. And that was before penicillin was even taken. That's when I realized that this is a seriously loaded category. This category is going to go into the books next to the 1983 NFL draft that saw 6 QBs go in the first round, including 3 HOFers (Marino, Elway, Kelly).

Will I be disappointed if my favored pick gets taken before I get to draft again? Well, yeah. But I know I'll be picking one of the highlights of my Draft Bag team out of this category no matter what round I end up choosing it.

Except ****ing Dressage. Dressage is the clear #1 for the category.

Actually got sniped by filthy there.

I'll take Scotch whisky for Scottish thing.

Yeah, whisky was one of the Scottish things I was thinking of drafting. 2 left.

To go with the GOAT cookie, I'm going to take the GOAT sandwich.

BLT

I was hoping to snag that one. A club is just a BLT with too much **** on it.