We used to go to Denny's all the time in college and I had a friend that was bound and determined every time that this was it! This was the time! He scoured the menu here and there....weighed the pros and cons...he was going to order something fresh and different THIS TIME! It was THE TIME! He was going to do it!
And then the waitress would show up....stare at him.....and ask in that intimidating voice..."What can I get you?"
He would stammer and stare at her like a deer caught in headlights about to total a pontiac on a wet road...and after what seems like hours but was really 5 seconds he would panic and say "I'll have the
club." Every....single...time
...and why not bacon and turkey and lettuce and tomato and mayo on toast, maybe ham, maybe chicken. But it's the standard by which other
sandwiches are measured