I need to pick writing instrument

Alright, my British Monarch, bit of a Ron Swanson pick here because I'm not a fan of the monarchy and think the world would be a better place without its imperialist conquests. This guy got down with the peasants until his queen pegged him dead:

Edward II (1307-1327)
Love an incompetent monarch

Remaining picks, can be made whenever:

Filthy: Best single player console video games within the last 5 years.
What does protest vote mean....you won't pick?
ALSO, I hope I'm still gaming when I'm 85.

Nicholasp27 Biggest scams, birth prevention, non-western dish

Pwns writing instrument


I'll pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_video_game_console

The first one was in 1976 so if you've never heard of one you must be REALLY old

I'll take the writing device that was basically torture in schools, chalk blackboard and erasers. Apropos of the learning experience itself where teachers etc. try to methodically beat free will or any sense of individuality out of you, nothing is more symbolic of this than chalk. Whether chalk was used as a tool against us or we began to hate it with the destruction of childhood, who can say, but 94% of adults can't even visualize a pair of erasers being rubbed together without encountering some sort of trauma.


Todays methods are more insidious, for better or worse, but chalk will always be symbolic of what is really going on.


Also in a pinch you can use chalk for deadlifting, improvise an eraser as a shoe, or carry a blackboard around as an umbrella.

Oh you can also graffiti on sidewalks to play hopscotch or if you were dying you could write an obscure clue which would become the plot to a movie.

Bump?

the last console video game i played was like around 2000. i think it was a play station game. and there were aliens, and it was like a resource management game, but you had a team of commandos that would go on missions to fight the aliens

and iirc producing alien tanks and selling them was the most efficient way to make money

just drunkenly remembered the name, looked it up, and it came out in 1994

So we got filthy who is passing and nich

i almost drafted my penis for writing device

Just pick a random game from google. Anything is better than passing.

Writing device made me think of side show Bob writing to bart.

Can we start grading our give a final warning. How about Friday

Seems reasonable

That sounds smart

When I get my last pick ill start grading.

I’m ready to reveal whenever

go for it if you are ready and category is full, give Nich till tomorrow if not

For non-western dish I’ll take Doner Kebab, a Turkish vertical rotisserie meat shaved off when ordered.

Not bad. I considered most things people ended up picking outside of appendix.

For biggest scam I’ll take Televangelists

They take what little money many poor people and people on fixed incomes have, people who believe in God and want to give a good portion of what little they have to help the church. But televangelists aren’t doing anything but buying mansions and jets and plastic surgery with that money. And it’s an especially bad scam because it lasts for years or decades with their marks rather than a one time thing, and the marks never even know it’s a scam so never stop falling for it.

For Birth Prevention I’ll take Rupert Murdoch who started Fox News, the New York Post and other outlets responsible for brainwashing 30%-40% of the population.

Ronald Reagan credited the Post with getting him elected.

Over 600,000 Americans have died from the pandemic due to the lies on Fox News every day for the past 1.5 years. Even now as we have vaccines and could prevent almost every death, they are telling people not to get vaccinated.

So many bad things have come from these “news” sources over the past decades.

And it’s not just in the US. Murdoch has his “news” sites in countries around the world.

I think that’s all; thanks for the pms and sorry for holding the game up.

Televangelists is a great pick. Rupert Murdoch was already taken.

I have mine vaguely ranked if anyone wants to give some spiel in the next hour or so