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07-10-2012 , 02:03 PM
Come one, come all! See the wondrous oddities of POG's shady past. Marvel at the roles that took the game to a new level, totally broke games for all involved, or were just downright weird!

Anyone can post a PM from a past game so go nuts! Feel free to quote any of the hilarity the role caused as well.

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Originally Posted by John Lasseter
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Welcome to the Pixar Mishmash of Absolute Awesomeness! JimHalpert, you are a Jackalope. You do not exist. You are unkillable. Your vote does not count, you do not count towards parity. You will live to end game. You may not claim your role, only your character You are eligible for ALL Out of Thread Events but may not win the reward.



Here's an avatar for you to use if you want it. Feel free to use your own and remember animated gifs are encouraged!

Good luck, have fun and any questions at all, please PM John Lasseter (mod account)
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You are a Tank Driver. Every night you may pick 2 targets, and all NAs affecting either one will switch to the other. You are a Rebel and win by reaching parity with the government.
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globetrotter, You are The Master, a bat **** insane Time Lord from Doctor Who.



You have run out of regenerations, but thanks to your wicked nature you have found a way to steal life away from other players and take on their identity.

Once per night, you submit a name to kill. That person will die that night, and you will assume their form and take on their powers. The next night, you will submit another name to kill, as well as use any powers you gained from the previous nights victim. If you are peeked, you peek as a vanilla role of the allegiance of the player you killed the previous night.

Your kills are unroleblockable, untrackable, unangelable, unwatchable. Any actions you gain from the players you kill are blockable, trackable, angelable and watchable.

You are unkillable and unpeekable for the first 3 days.

Example: n1 you kill a wolf seer. The next night, you kill someone else (unmessable), you peek as a vanilla wolf, you peek someone (messable).

You are a neutral. Your win condition is to be the last man standing. Good Luck.

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Nozecandy, you are "Double" Dion "Sloppy Seconds" Phaneuf, aka the best defenseman in the world. Because of your great all-around play, you are a lock All-Star. Each gameday starting night 1 you have 4 night actions to choose from (vig, roleblock, seer, & angel), but you can only use each once. PM the mods which one you want to use each night. You are kind of a doofus playing for Toronto, so you are a WANG, and you win the game by eliminating all non-wolves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz8L6htl0yA#t=2m8s

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[butnahhhhhhhhh, Dion is super overrated and is the Captain of the lolLeafs, so he's no lock All-Star, and as such had no powers. Nozecandy obv did not receive this part of his PM. this is yet another jerkoff role, wolves be MAD, etc.]


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Caedus, you are Gravemind. You are currently the sole member your team, the Flood. As long as you are the sole member of the Flood alive you can never be night killed. You survive exactly one lynch (regardless of if you are the lone flood or not). If you get night killed when you are not the only living member of the flood, you will be killed by any other night kill that occurred while you have living teammates.

Every odd night, you may attempt to convert a player to the flood team, and each even night you may attempt to convert two, though only a maximum of one player may actually be converted each night. Some players may not be converted (the wolves and various other power roles). When you have successfully converted a player, they will be informed of that you are flood. The will also made aware of the other living members of the flood. No one who is a member of the flood (including you) is allowed to communicate with each other outside the thread. Each night, all members of the flood will submit a vote, via PM to the moderators, for the Flood team night kill. The majority vote will be night killed (with a tie being randed).

You are not allowed to carry or fire a weapon; ANY attempt to do so will result in you being killed 100% of the time.

As part of the Flood, you win by having one of your members be the last player alive.

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Last edited by TimeLady; 07-10-2012 at 03:26 PM.
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07-10-2012 , 02:04 PM
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You are a Tank Driver. Every night you may pick 2 targets, and all NAs affecting either one will switch to the other. You are a Rebel and win by reaching parity with the government.

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07-10-2012 , 02:05 PM
that role looks standard to me
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07-10-2012 , 02:06 PM
First up is a recent role, the Jackalope!

This role was intended to be a 'non-existent' villager who couldn't be killed, couldn't vote and didn't count towards parity. Due to a mod mix up he ended up an unkillable, non-voting neutral with no win condition at all! And then, to cap it off on D8 the brilliant, wonderful, amazing, genius mods changed him into a villager. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This role was played expertly by our own Jimmyhowlingtrouserspert the third.

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Originally Posted by John Lasseter
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Welcome to the Pixar Mishmash of Absolute Awesomeness! JimHalpert, you are a Jackalope. You do not exist. You are unkillable. Your vote does not count, you do not count towards parity. You will live to end game. You may not claim your role, only your character You are eligible for ALL Out of Thread Events but may not win the reward.



Here's an avatar for you to use if you want it. Feel free to use your own and remember animated gifs are encouraged!

Good luck, have fun and any questions at all, please PM John Lasseter (mod account)

Last edited by Alrighty Roo; 07-10-2012 at 02:12 PM.
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07-10-2012 , 02:07 PM
someone find halperts drinking piss role
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07-10-2012 , 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Anarchist
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looks vanilla
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07-10-2012 , 02:08 PM
Silman's role in Dark Tower (?)
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07-10-2012 , 02:08 PM
pretty standard role, imo, annie
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07-10-2012 , 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Don Cherry Mod
The village had enough of Nozecandy's boring antics, and decided to lynch him.

Nozecandy is dead, he was...

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Nozecandy, you are "Double" Dion "Sloppy Seconds" Phaneuf, aka the best defenseman in the world. Because of your great all-around play, you are a lock All-Star. Each gameday starting night 1 you have 4 night actions to choose from (vig, roleblock, seer, & angel), but you can only use each once. PM the mods which one you want to use each night. You are kind of a doofus playing for Toronto, so you are a WANG, and you win the game by eliminating all non-wolves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz8L6htl0yA#t=2m8s

Spoiler:
[butnahhhhhhhhh, Dion is super overrated and is the Captain of the lolLeafs, so he's no lock All-Star, and as such had no powers. Nozecandy obv did not receive this part of his PM. this is yet another jerkoff role, wolves be MAD, etc.]
among the many "butnahhhhh roles" i included in my 1st, and probably only, game
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07-10-2012 , 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by captain binkles
Silman's role in Dark Tower (?)
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07-10-2012 , 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Nofear3838
pretty standard role, imo, annie
please stop trolling
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07-10-2012 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Gadarene
please stop trolling
Don't want to say anything to Binkles or Hurp?
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07-10-2012 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
First up is a recent role, the Jackalope!

This role was intended to be a 'non-existent' villager who couldn't be killed, couldn't vote and didn't count towards parity. Due to a mod mix up he ended up an unkillable, non-voting neutral with no win condition at all! And then, to cap it off on D8 the brilliant, wonderful, amazing, genius mods changed him into a villager. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This role was played expertly by our own Jimmyhowlingtrouserspert the third.
trollolol
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07-10-2012 , 02:14 PM
Due to being on 2 different accounts at the time of post game I missed thingy's adele cover! I found it now whilst retrieving Jimmy's PM. Lool, he can actually sing.
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07-10-2012 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Hurp Durpington
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He got rewards for making people laugh iirc
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07-10-2012 , 02:14 PM
wait who would jim have won with?
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07-10-2012 , 02:14 PM
this thread needs timelady's planet role
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07-10-2012 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by captain binkles
He got rewards for making people laugh iirc
lol that's nice

i also lOVEEEED the role bowen had in the SE mishmash as brett favre who had to bitch out and mention QUITTING every game

very inventive
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07-10-2012 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Anarchist
this thread needs timelady's planet role
this

Or the Globetrotter SK role
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07-10-2012 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Hurp Durpington
wait who would jim have won with?
exactly
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07-10-2012 , 02:18 PM
Welcome to the POG Anniversary VI Mishmash! BirdieLongSocks, you are shortline99, POG's Sexiest Man. You can dazzle one person per night with your pretty face and cause them to forget to perform their night action


tha hell he is, have you seen my pic?
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07-10-2012 , 02:19 PM
Would be GOAT if a mod edited in the roles to the OP as we went along
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07-10-2012 , 02:19 PM
oh yeah, just remembered that FPS game where in the middle of the game two ppl started posting as a single player/role (they were a wolf), lol

that was fun, seriously
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07-10-2012 , 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BirdieLongSocks
tha hell he is, have you seen my pic?
birdie wins hands down.
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07-10-2012 , 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Henrik Sedin
oh yeah, just remembered that FPS game where in the middle of the game two ppl started posting as a single player/role (they were a wolf), lol

that was fun, seriously
captain ibavly?!
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