"Good luck!" One of the undermages cheerily tells you as you line up by the shimmering portal. "Hope you didn't eat a big breakfast..."

You step carefully through, and fall. Except your body is falling faster than your stomach. Before you have time to process this anatomical absurdity you are exiting out the other side.

Then you're throwing up. A lot.

Fortunately you're in an encampment of healers. Before you can even complain a cold compress is being applied to your forehead and you're being offered an icy gingery beverage to take the taste away.

Okay, you have no idea what was in the beverage, but the slight headache you had is gone, your stomach has settled, and you feel instantly refreshed.

One of your mates smiles at you. "There's a reason it's a good mission. Nobody takes better care of you than a motivated Healer Apprentice. Just don't presume anything...if you irritate them, nobody can take you apart faster than a motivated Master Healer..."

ONLY the following people may post in this thread:

Luckbox Inc
HerbieGRD
Uglydelicious
Montecore
Ladd
AriesRam
LKJ
Gadarene
EADGBE
Bsball8806
Birdman10687
Biggerboat
Sun Tzu

The first prize in the thread will be: Earn Salary

The player who wins will receive a quantity of silver which they may use to either:

1) donate to the Bard
2) purchase a 33% chance at a seer peek
3) purchase a protective crystal with a 50/50 one time angel power

The contest will be solely judged by VR. Prizes will be awarded privately.

The first prize is for the most amusing picture involving a bird. You may post from now until 2 pm.

Wow I get to slam bird pics here?
N/m about solving the game. I have some amusing pics

sup

Spam...not slam

Oh jesus christ the thread is gonna be unreadable with all thr pictures.

Wait, do we vote and stuff?

Bigger, about your purple post?

feels like everyone should only submit one bird pick to be judged not just attrition

isn't this not true?

i still don't see what your point is

I always liked this bald eagle collecting nesting material. I wish it could be better. Was taken by me around 4 years ago.

i may be starting the think UD is a wolf

My friend has pet ducks.

Hey guys I’ll be back around 2:10ish when my kids go to specials

i’m a bird?

Going to post as many pics as I want, nice try bird

Pics of you to come

dammit, i have a great bird pic that I actually took myself and I can't find it

oh we only get to post pictures until 2pm

Was going to say this is clearly the correct answer

this is publicly available so i don't feel guilty

More handsome than I imagined.

the other guy with spaghetti in his mouth is shortline if you are wondering