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03-16-2015 , 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Bloobird
So some people might have guessed this was happening...

I'm off on holiday tomorrow (yay!). And for strange and selfish reasons I do not want to spend my holiday time scoring walrus entries. As a result, reveal of the last two categories is postponed until I get back (Monday 16th).

The Bloobird corporation would like to reassure disappointed customers that the reveal will be completed on the return of the CEO, and that this is not a Kaiduscorp situation. We have arranged for everyone to receive 25% off the entry fee for soma's walrus as compensation.

sorry guys, just didn't have the time
When do you continue with reveal?
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03-16-2015 , 12:59 PM
Next reveal will most likely be Wednesday.
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03-18-2015 , 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bloobird
Next reveal will most likely be Wednesday.
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03-18-2015 , 09:17 PM
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03-18-2015 , 09:36 PM
wtf is the point of MB being a mod if Bloobird isn't banned and this thread closed?
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03-19-2015 , 03:39 AM
I hereby invoke my walrus to client privilege and ask that my remaining HOT TRACKS not be revealed so they may be used in a forthcoming and more relevant game.
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03-19-2015 , 12:21 PM
Is it still Wednesday somewhere in the world ?
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03-19-2015 , 07:20 PM
Tomorrow.
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03-19-2015 , 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bloobird
Tomorrow,
and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more.

[Bloobird's 2015 Walrus] is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
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03-19-2015 , 08:54 PM
Has Bloobird ever heard that one about the boy who cried wolf?
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03-19-2015 , 10:49 PM
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03-20-2015 , 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Bloobird
Tomorrow.
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Has Bloobird ever heard that one about the boy who cried wolf?
That kid's got nothin on Bloo .
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03-20-2015 , 07:39 AM
Category Seven - A song that epitomises the United States of America

ZOMG REVEAL. Let's see if I can remember how to do this.

Two bonus points available for anyone who went for a non-American artist, but relatively few people took the risk. A few absolute stinkers this round, but also a pretty solid top ten. My pick was a band I'm honestly kinda surprised no-one submitted at all.
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The Hold Steady - Constructive Summer (link)

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Maybe not quite the best Hold Steady track, but easily the most American.
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03-20-2015 , 07:42 AM
In 25th place, scoring 1 point

Jesus christ no. Just no. This is just the worst thing.
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younguns with Made In America by Toby Keith (link)

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Total points: 2

Honestly this sounds like a parody of an overly patriotic pop-country track and I'm still not 100% convinced it's not. Can't argue with the category fit but it's worse than #24, and I really hated #24.

Last edited by Bloobird; 03-20-2015 at 07:48 AM.
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03-20-2015 , 07:44 AM
In the spirit of the thing, you're going to reveal the last category whilst drunk at 1am, right?
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03-20-2015 , 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
In the spirit of the thing, you're going to reveal the last category whilst drunk at 1am, right?
Sounds like a plan.
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03-20-2015 , 07:47 AM
In 24th place, scoring 2 points

Only saved from last place by how utterly execrable I find super-patriotic pop-country. This is seriously dreadful though.
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Treep with Burger Dance by DJ Ötzi (link)

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Total points: 5

Thought process when this started: 'Oh hey, bagpipes, that's OK. And that guy is yelling tunelessly but sounds authentically German and you can somehow hear that he's bald. And this is all starting to sound kinda familiar, and...OH GOD THIS IS THE FAST FOOD RAPPERS SONG STOP IT STOP IT STOP iT

and yet somehow shouty German man makes it even worse than the original idk how that's even possible

the worst thing is that this is going to be in my head for ****ing DAYS
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03-20-2015 , 07:52 AM
In 23rd place, scoring 3 points

Somehow manages to be about three minutes too long despite being under four minutes in length.
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yakmelk with My Dick by Mickey Avalon (link)

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Total points: 5

Have you ever been out to a comedy club and had that one guy who repeats a one-note joke over and over until it hopefully becomes funny through sheer weight of repetition? Well I hate that guy. And this song is basically the same thing, but with dicks.
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03-20-2015 , 07:53 AM


Ancient Egypt, Cheops’ boat.
Back in Rome they had chariots.
China’s first emperor was buried with his army.
What’s a cowboy without his horse?
In America, in America, they’ll bury us with our cars.
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03-20-2015 , 07:57 AM
In 22nd place, scoring 4 points

I wasn't expecting this to be good, but I was hoping it wouldn't be boring. Unfortunately it didn't meet even those lowered expectations.
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SuqAta8 with This Is How We Do by Katy Perry (link)

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Total points: 4

Yeah, this is just kinda bad, even by mainstream pop standards. Just doesn't ever get out of that boring repetitive beat, and the spoken-word stuff is painful.
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03-20-2015 , 08:01 AM
In joint 20th place, scoring 5.5 points each

Yeah, this was just too obvious, guys. And tbh it doesn't stand up that well if you listen to it on its own.
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eyebooger and UncleDynamite with America **** Yeah from Team America World Police (link)

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Total points: 5.5

This is no Uncle ****er.
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03-20-2015 , 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by UncleDynamite
I think I might sheep this round, probably with another Euro. There was a super obvious submission for this cat and I didn't find anything better.
close
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03-20-2015 , 08:14 AM
In 19th place, scoring 7 points

Not a fan of this, unfortunately. Didn't like the vocals, didn't like the lyrics, didn't like the pacing
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mexineil with I Won't Say The Lord's Prayer by The Wonder Years (link)

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Total points: 9

So the vocals and pacing were the usual issues I have with the songs mexi likes - I find the vocals overproduced and the songs overly slow. But then the lyrics in this one also kinda irritated me, they were a bit too 'teenage atheist yelling about religion'. I mean, I'm no god botherer, but I like a little more subtlety in my songs about how there's no god. Like Head Rolls Off for example. Idk why mexi's submissions always make me think of ace Scottish indie-rock bands, but they just do.
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03-20-2015 , 08:16 AM
Pausing for lunch now. There's a Bloobird trademarked quality jump coming up with the next submission.
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03-20-2015 , 08:24 AM
ZOMG Bloobird Quality Jump™ ITT
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