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Old 06-10-2017, 10:09 AM   #176
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30/30, 7:34 left
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Old 06-10-2017, 10:43 AM   #177
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JM3 might as well just be a POG mod at this point, right?
I did give out my 1st infraction in probably 3 years yesterday...
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Old 06-10-2017, 11:00 AM   #178
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I did give out my 1st infraction in probably 3 years yesterday...
But what did you score in the sporcle eb posted?
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Old 06-10-2017, 11:46 AM   #179
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But what did you score in the sporcle eb posted?
Poorly. I got annoyed that it wouldn't accept my numerical answer to a question & quit. Movies aren't really my thing anyway.
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Old 06-10-2017, 12:24 PM   #180
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Old 06-10-2017, 04:26 PM   #181
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holy **** etherium has gone from $20 to $320 in 3 months. i bought it at $200 a couple weeks ago
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Old 06-10-2017, 05:49 PM   #182
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https://www.sporcle.com/games/BigAl1...-movie-numbers

24/30, missed one I really shouldn't have.
29/30

Spoiler:
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Old 06-10-2017, 09:41 PM   #183
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you should put that on a T-shirt, Bryce. I bet you could sell a couple.
I probably could but I would never want to talk to anyone who actually wears that shirt.maybe. like what an awful thing to say. i dont remembr writing that.
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Old 06-11-2017, 12:38 AM   #184
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i'm catching the bus to LA tomorrow. i'm curious to see what type of people are on it. i don't know if it will be a bunch of degenerates, or wealthiesh young commuters

i'm gonna pretend like im ratso rizzo catching the bus to florida

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Old 06-11-2017, 03:36 AM   #185
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if you don't spot the degenerate on the bus then it's you...
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Old 06-11-2017, 03:40 PM   #186
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I tried to get them to make eyebooger a mod of french BBV so he could be green instead of purple, but no dice.
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Old 06-11-2017, 03:44 PM   #187
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I tried to get them to make eyebooger a mod of french BBV so he could be green instead of purple, but no dice.
I expressed my support for this concept, but the purple thing gathered more traction.

French BBV's loss ldo.
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Old 06-11-2017, 04:10 PM   #188
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yes please
At WN's half arsed endorsement, and infiltrating your pub, here's cliff notes of the (first) UK General Election of 2017, part one:

The story so far: ice-hearted Home Minister Theresa May has been declared PM as the ‘only adult in the room’ after the Tory leadership contest turned into an all-bullets game of Russian Roulette, and has begun to rule, drawing a series of policy-heavy statements such as ‘Brexit means Brexit’ and, ‘let me be absolutely clear, Brexit means Brexit’, or ‘As I have stated previously, Brexit means Brexit’.

Dramatis Personae:
  • David Cameron – old Etonian, foxy wife; retired to the country to count his millions after a successful career putting the Union, peace in Northern Ireland, and the British economy all on the skids.
  • George Osbourne – DC’s numbers guy, sacked by Theresa May. MP for Chester, somewhere in the deep north that George rarely visits, but might be able to find on a map. Quit politics to be the Editor of the Evening Standard, a London newspaper which now comprises 73% articles sniping at Theresa May.
  • Boris Johnson – aka Fat Posh Trump. After his leadership bid went up in flames, the foppish haired wannabe PM was made Foreign Secretary, mostly keeping him too busy on the road insulting foreigners to make a run for Prime Minister.
  • Michael Gove – gnome faced Tory, responsible for knifing Fat Posh Trump and blowing up his own chances as well. Fired by Theresa May, lurking in the long grass of the back benches, licking his wounds.
  • Jeremy Corbyn – leader of the Labour Party, the official opposition. Trotskyite, still wears a fetching hat he bought in the 70s. Grows marrows. Widely loved by young people, but reviled by his own MPs.
  • Nigel Farage – 5 time leader of party of far right swivel-eyes UKIP, quit politics to become a radio host and serve part time as Trump’s limey lickspittle.

After a brief period engaging in such transparent attempts to win over the public as invoking article 50 to leave the EU and holding hands with Donald Trump, Theresa May sought to reinforce her reputation for reliability and steadfastness by announcing an election that she had previously suggested was not needed and she had no intention of launching.

6 weeks to the vote, the Tory lead over Labour is ~20ppts.
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Old 06-11-2017, 04:19 PM   #189
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:02 PM   #190
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Cliffs of the UK election: Conservatives almost guaranteed to crush the Labour Party into the dust but refused to debate, promised to unban fox hunting, ban the internet and steal from the elderly and managed to lose their majority to a trotskyite IRA sympathiser leading a divided Labour Party.

TLDR lol Theresa May.
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:06 PM   #191
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Part Two, the campaign:
  • On the day of the announcement, Brenda from Bristol speaks for the nation when she appears on TV saying “oh god no, not another one"
  • Huge numbers of pundits gleefully announce the impending death of the labour party, and that “campaigns don’t matter”
  • Conservative party uses Find & Replace to get rid of all references to ‘Conservative’ in favour of “Standing with Theresa may”, relying on her immense popularity….
  • …despite this, May refuses to appear in a public debate….
  • …and her reliance on the phrase ‘Strong and Stable’ in response to literally any question in what interviews she is prepared to give earns her the nickname ‘The Maybot’.
  • Boris Johnson escapes from wherever he’s been held prisoner, wrestles on TV with a labour MP. Gets locked up again.
  • Scratching around for something people can get excited about, May offers to bring back fox hunting. Remains silent on bear bating and hanging jews and catholics.
  • Somebody gets Corbyn to put away his 70s hat and wear a suit.
  • May warns of a labour ‘Coalition of Chaos’ and Corbyn’s past links to terrorists in Northern Ireland (remember this one, it’s going to be important).
  • The Tory party launches its manifesto including a series of policies eerily similar to those of failed labour leader Ed Miliband, a man the electorate rejected because he looked weird eating a bacon sandwich.
  • May photographed looking weird eating chips
  • Highlight of the Tory manifesto is a method of funding social care, dubbed the dementia tax, perfectly designed to appeal to older voters by bankrupting most of them. It lasts ~13 hours before being yanked from the manifesto.
  • May finally forced to appear in something akin to a debate. TV audience member visibly says “that’s bollocks” as she talks
  • Quantitative politics researchers are forced to develop a whole new encoding system for her ‘answers’ to questions.
  • In a piece of symbolism so beautiful it can hardly be real, a Tory lorry emblazoned with the “Strong and Stable” slogan blows over in the middle of the motorway, massively inconveniencing huge numbers of voters
  • Random aside, the agriculture policy draft white paper circulating the civil service, written by failed Tory Leadership candidate Andrea Leadsom (she came second, ahead of the sexting Welsh guy, the gnome, FPT, and another guy who is hard to describe but is a generic Tory ****) is revealed to have the working title the Cow Pat, as it is a shapeless splodge of crap that stinks.
  • 1 Week to go a pollster predicts a hung parliament based on high youth turnout. Everyone says, lol bollocks….
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:14 PM   #192
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:25 PM   #193
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cliffs from the election:

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Old 06-11-2017, 06:17 PM   #194
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royal family's fault for not causing enough drama lately to entertain the hoi polloi.
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:33 PM   #195
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I won a(n admittedly small) bowling tournament today. Yay money
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Old 06-11-2017, 11:41 PM   #196
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:15 AM   #197
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I won a(n admittedly small) bowling tournament today. Yay money
what did you shoot?
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Old 06-12-2017, 12:42 AM   #198
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Amazing summaries kokomo. Maybot. Tory lorry. Good ****.

Nice rolling kaze.
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:12 AM   #199
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I tried to get them to make eyebooger a mod of french BBV so he could be green instead of purple, but no dice.
Does French BBV still exist?
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Old 06-12-2017, 08:13 AM   #200
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Congrats on the bowling, Kaze.
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