I hope to get this going in about a half hour. Still working on it.


List of players:


AaronK56's Son
alice16
amplify
bopolis
chymechowder
cookieb
D1iabol1cal
derwipok
DukeSucks
fish491
G0tGame?
gusmahler
HerbieGRD
Hey_Porter
HollieB
housenuts
ImsaKidd
J.D.
jedi
kioshk
kokiri
Loretta8
m1ke
metsandfinsfan
mute
Nicholasp27
Outkicked
Peggles
rand()
Sarcastic Rat
Tao1
TheVader
Tom1975
uscpf
WinEvryRacex
xxaceshigh77xx
YetioDoom

If you entered and are not on this list, let me know in a hurry, as it's possible I missed one sorting through the different PMs.

These were your 15 badasses:


A. Mad Max
B. Bond, James Bond
C. John McClane
D. Ethan Hunt
E. John Matrix
F. Tequila Yuen
G. Jack Bauer
H. Beatrice Kiddo
I. Jason Bourne
J. Chuck Norris
K. El Mariachi
L. Dalton
M. Creasy
N. Rambo
O. Anton Chigurh


We'll do it countdown style, from worst to first.

Back in a little while, hopefully.

One note about the scoring. I averaged each question by position, and then averaged that mean index with the actual 1-15 rank to come up with the sheep index. This accounted for certain answers, which were extremely close like 5.68 and 5.73, but also gave some separation so they weren't bunched in the middle.

For instance the 15th ranked badass averaged position 11.74. The midway point between that and 15 is 13.37, the sheep index. At first look, it might appear that it would be better to answer him at #13, but obviously that's not true, as you'd be penalized more by the higher ranked guy who you answered for #15.

Make sense? Yeah, whatever. Reveal coming...

That sounds like alot of work.

you know in the Charlie Brown cartoons how all the adults just sound like WA WA WA WA WA WA?

excellent Amp. In to not finish last....hopefully.

Okay, your 15th ranked badass is......


D. Ethan Hunt



But the guy blows up helicopters in tunnel and catches the speeding train when he's the explosion!!

Sheep index - 13.37

Here is where everyone had him ranked:

AaronK56's Son - 14
alice16 - 15
amplify - 7
bopolis - 6
chymechowder - 15
cookieb - 12
D1iabol1cal - 7
derwipok - 8
DukeSucks - 15
fish491 - 15
G0tGame? - 15
gusmahler - 14
Hey_Porter - 15
housenuts - 13
ImsaKidd - 12
J.D. - 9
jedi - 14
kioshk - 15
kokiri - 15
legend42 - 13
Loretta8 - 15
m1ke - 15
metsandfinsfan - 9
mute - 10
Nicholasp27 - 12
Outkicked - 15
Peggles - 12
rand() - 10
Sarcastic Rat - 15
Tao1 - 5
TehVader - 8
Tom1975 - 15
uscpf - 15
WinEvryRacex - 8
xxaceshigh77xx - 6
YetioDoom - 12


Note. I submitted my own opinions to add to the pool, but am not competing. rand() is playing the competition, but his answers are not part of the pool. Thought it would be fun to see if rand() beats anyone, though.

Not really. Simple formula. There would have been a lot of ties just going by ranking, and going by pure average gave some funky results. I think this works.

In 14th place, we have the Swayze....


L. Dalton



” Pain don't hurt.”

This is one of my favorite camp movies ever. Just so many classic lines.

AaronK56's Son - 13
alice16 - 13
amplify - 6
bopolis - 2
chymechowder - 14
cookieb - 15
D1iabol1cal - 15
derwipok - 14
DukeSucks - 10
fish491 - 10
G0tGame? - 12
gusmahler - 15
Hey_Porter - 9
housenuts - 12
ImsaKidd - 8
J.D. - 15
jedi - 10
kioshk - 12
kokiri - 13
legend42 - 15
Loretta8 - 4
m1ke - 14
metsandfinsfan - 15
mute - 15
Nicholasp27 - 14
Outkicked - 14
Peggles - 11
rand() - 2
Sarcastic Rat - 12
Tao1 - 13
TehVader - 14
Tom1975 - 9
uscpf - 11
WinEvryRacex - 13
xxaceshigh77xx - 14
YetioDoom - 14

I'll start posting standings after question 5, when they're more meaningful.

Is it bad that I have never seen Roadhouse?

In 13th place, hailing out of Hong Kong, we get



F. "Tequila" Yuen



(too low, people! Chow Yun-Fat is a total badass! I had him 6th...)


AaronK56's Son - 10
alice16 - 14
amplify - 10
bopolis - 14
chymechowder - 10
cookieb - 11
D1iabol1cal - 12
derwipok - 13
DukeSucks - 9
fish491 - 13
G0tGame? - 11
gusmahler - 12
Hey_Porter - 6
housenuts - 10
ImsaKidd - 14
J.D. - 13
jedi - 8
kioshk - 8
kokiri - 11
legend42 - 6
Loretta8 - 13
m1ke - 13
metsandfinsfan - 13
mute - 11
Nicholasp27 - 11
Outkicked - 8
Peggles - 13
rand() - 8
Sarcastic Rat - 14
Tao1 - 15
TehVader - 12
Tom1975 - 12
uscpf - 4
WinEvryRacex - 11
xxaceshigh77xx - 15
YetioDoom - 9

i had never heard of him.... so he went last by default

In 12th place....


M. Creasy



”What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.”


AaronK56's Son - 11
alice16 - 11
amplify - 13
bopolis - 10
chymechowder - 8
cookieb - 14
D1iabol1cal - 14
derwipok - 11
DukeSucks - 14
fish491 - 11
G0tGame? - 13
gusmahler - 7
Hey_Porter - 13
housenuts - 9
ImsaKidd - 9
J.D. - 6
jedi - 11
kioshk - 2
kokiri - 14
legend42 - 14
Loretta8 - 14
m1ke - 8
metsandfinsfan - 12
mute - 14
Nicholasp27 - 15
Outkicked - 13
Peggles - 10
rand() - 5
Sarcastic Rat - 11
Tao1 - 14
TehVader - 15
Tom1975 - 14
uscpf - 8
WinEvryRacex - 14
xxaceshigh77xx - 12
YetioDoom - 10

Damn, not enough people have seen that movie I guess.

thats racist

how do you not rank dalton from road house higher.

he's basically superman minus super-speed, an flight

life fail. it's easily the greatest horrible movie ever.

techno nerds deserve to be #15 imo

tao amp and derwipok love the part whne his face ISNT HIS FACE

some scoring issues...here are the correct standings through 4...


AaronK56's Son 3.09
alice16 4.22
Sarcastic Rat 4.83
G0tGame? 5.04
housenuts 5.43
kokiri 5.43
Peggles 5.57
fish491 5.83
YetioDoom 6.83
cookieb 7.17
Nicholasp27 7.17
gusmahler 7.22
m1ke 7.22
jedi 7.7
derwipok 7.96
chymechowder 8.09
Tom1975 8.17
metsandfinsfan 8.3
Outkicked 8.43
mute 9.17
WinEvryRacex 9.17
DukeSucks 10.04
TehVader 10.3
ImsaKidd 10.57
D1iabol1cal 11.3
xxaceshigh77xx 12.3
J.D. 12.96
Hey_Porter 13.04
Loretta8 14.17
Tao1 14.3
uscpf 14.7
kioshk 15.7
amplify 16.78
bopolis 21.57
rand() 24.43

In 11th, we cross the border to find Antonio Banderas in a great (imo) Robert Rodriguez movie...

K. El Mariachi



“Bless me Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.”


AaronK56's Son - 7
alice16 - 10
amplify - 14
bopolis - 11
chymechowder - 5
cookieb - 7
D1iabol1cal - 8
derwipok - 10
DukeSucks - 12
fish491 - 9
G0tGame? - 5
gusmahler - 11
Hey_Porter - 10
housenuts - 7
ImsaKidd - 13
J.D. - 12
jedi - 9
kioshk - 13
kokiri - 12
legend42 - 4
Loretta8 - 11
m1ke - 11
metsandfinsfan - 10
mute - 13
Nicholasp27 - 13
Outkicked - 11
Peggles - 8
rand() - 7
Sarcastic Rat - 13
Tao1 - 4
TehVader - 7
Tom1975 - 10
uscpf - 12
WinEvryRacex - 12
xxaceshigh77xx - 13
YetioDoom - 13

alice with an early lead...

alice16 4.51
AaronK56's Son 6.38
fish491 7.12
kokiri 7.14
Sarcastic Rat 7.54
Peggles 7.86
gusmahler 7.93
m1ke 7.93
derwipok 8.25
Tom1975 8.46
metsandfinsfan 8.59
housenuts 8.72
jedi 8.99
Outkicked 9.14
YetioDoom 9.54
Nicholasp27 9.88
G0tGame? 10.33
cookieb 10.46
WinEvryRacex 10.88
DukeSucks 11.75
mute 11.88
ImsaKidd 13.28
Hey_Porter 13.33
chymechowder 13.38
D1iabol1cal 13.59
TehVader 13.59
J.D. 14.67
Loretta8 14.88
xxaceshigh77xx 15.01
uscpf 16.41
kioshk 18.41
amplify 20.49
Tao1 20.59
bopolis 22.28
rand() 27.72

didn't think I could possibly be so terrible at something so arbitrary

not knowing the last dude or the movie hurts me apparently. he damn sure didn't LOOK badass.

In 10th, we have another Spaniard...


O. Anton Chigurh



"He's a psychopathic killer, but so what? There's plenty of them around."

Sheep index: 9.57

AaronK56's Son - 6
alice16 - 8
amplify - 15
bopolis - 13
chymechowder - 1
cookieb - 2
D1iabol1cal - 13
derwipok - 15
DukeSucks - 13
fish491 - 12
G0tGame? - 14
gusmahler - 13
Hey_Porter - 8
housenuts - 11
ImsaKidd - 15
J.D. - 14
jedi - 12
kioshk - 1
kokiri - 7
legend42 - 5
Loretta8 - 2
m1ke - 4
metsandfinsfan - 4
mute - 6
Nicholasp27 - 8
Outkicked - 3
Peggles - 14
rand() - 1
Sarcastic Rat - 5
Tao1 - 9
TehVader - 11
Tom1975 - 11
uscpf - 9
WinEvryRacex - 15
xxaceshigh77xx - 10
YetioDoom - 6

btw the real badass: