(ack=Hef, VR=Holly)

Welcome, playmates! I hope you've all been looking forward to this cruise as much as Holly, Bridget, Kendra and I have. You'll all be entertaining the customers as only you bunnies can, but don't worry: our schedule allows you plenty of time to relax and enjoy the two week at sea, plus you're free to go ashore our Carribean destinations while the ship is docked at night. It's not very often that so many Playmates of the Year gather in one place, so this should be a unique and fun experience for everyone.

Bunnies, I need to speak to you very seriously. We heard about the fight that almost broke out in the parking lot today. That is NOT how a bunny behaves! Play nice with each other! I've heard that some of you girls get catty when you travel. We're all going to be on one ship for two weeks, and we'll have much more fun if we all just get along!

There are also rumors flying about some kind of organized group of regular Playmates who are here to jealously ruin things for those who were honored with the Playmate of the Year title. We've decided to let you vote one troublemaker off the ship each day so that we can keep things orderly around here.

I need Holly to stay with me, and all three of my girlfriends will [ahem] accompany me at night, but Bridget and Kendra will be free to spend their days with you. They're each going to quietly take a picture of one of you on their cell phones each day. and send them back to the Mansion staff. I maintain my personal collection of every back issue there, and the staff will verify the identity of the pictured Playmate and send the information back in the morning. My girls will know for sure if you're really a Playmate of the Year or a jealous, troublemaking regular Playmate of the Month.

Hef will blow the ship's horn every night at 10pm local time to let you know you're done entertaining and you can get ready for whatever fun you have planned that night. At that point we'll count the votes and send the biggest troublemaker on her way home. One of us will blow the horn again in the morning whenever we wake up, and that will be call to gather up to start entertaining.

But enough of the details, it's time to have some fun. All aboard the beautiful cruise ship 'Cover Girl'!

<When you enter your cabin you find an iced bottle of fine champagne with two glasses and a basket holding brie, crackers, and fresh fruit. You also find a piece of paper that shows the cruise's itenerary below a small map of the Carribean>




Monday, May 19th, 2008 -- Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 -- At Sea
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 -- At Sea
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 -- San Juan, Puerto Rico
Friday, May 23rd, 2008 -- St. Thomas, U.S.V.I
Saturday/Sunday, May 24th/25th, 2008 -- Basse-terre, St. Kitts
Monday, May 26th, 2008 -- Roseau, Dominica
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 -- Bridgetown, Barbados
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 -- Castries, St. Lucia
Thursday, May 29th, 2008 -- Point-a-pitre, Guadeloupe
Friday, May 30th, 2008 -- Philipsburg, St. Maarten
Saturday/Sunday, May31st/June1st, 2008 -- Road Town, Tortola
Monday, June 2nd, 2008 -- At Sea
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 -- Half Moon Cay, Bahamas
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 -- Fort Lauderdale, Florida

RULES POST

Players: 29
Structure: Themed vanilla game
20 villagers (Playmates of the Year)
7 wolves (Playmates of the Month)
2 full seers (Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, with n0 peek)

Night falls at 10pm. Day breaks when it breaks.

Must lynch will be announced. At must lynch, votes may be changed but unvoting will not be allowed.

Roles were fully randomized in every way, shape and form, including which playmates of the year are village/wolf cover/seer cover. Wolves and seers have unique PMOY cover roles, so mass claiming gains you no strategic advantage.

Peeks return role only (village/wolf/seer, for simplicity).


All PM's are titled "Average Speed XXIV Role"

Village PM's look like this:
Playmate of the Year (village)
Becky Beaver, 2010

Seer PM's look like this:
Bridget Marquardt (seer)
Cover Role: Becky Beaver, 2010

Wolf PM's look like this:
Rebecca Beaverton, April 2010 (wolf)
Cover Role: Becky Beaver, 2010
Wolf Team: Player1, lowercaseplayer, CAPSPLAYER, puntuat!0nplayer, NormalPlayer, Joe, bob


PLAYER LIST:
aardvarksrus
antidan444
AriesRam
atakdog
bobman0330
Bulletproof Monk
clowntable
DustinG
Epicurus
HerbieGRD
kyro
lastchance
line (▬▬▬▬▬▬)
LuckayLuck
metsandfinsfan
Nez477
Nicholasp27
OrangeRake
riverfish1
shortline99
sixfour
Stephen H
Swiitch
TehVader
The_Hitch
White Lightning
Wizard of Raise
ZeTurd
Zurvan


Seers please PM your n0 peeks.
Wolves may chat n0 if they like.
*** IT IS STILL NIGHT ***

Monday, May 19: Fort Lauderdale, FL

7 am- 11 am: Boarding

11 am: Cocktail Reception (Ears and Tails required)

3 pm: Pool Party

8 pm: Dinner (Black Tie)

10 pm: Free Time



Good morning Playmates! I know this is earlier than most of you get up, but we want to make sure you have plenty of time for a fun-filled day with our guests today before you run wild this evening!

Also, I’ve heard that Kendra and Bridget spoke with the mansion staff last night, so we should be able to get those troublemakers rooted out soon. I wish I had more time to help…I’m good at getting rid of extra girls, you know!

I know a few of you get seasick the first couple of days, and we’re going to be understanding of that. Just make sure you check in with me or Hef if you’re missing events for the whole day, ok?

Play nice today, and if things start to get mean around here, remember what Hef always says: “The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex!” Words to live by!

[blows kiss]

It is now…


Day.

Weeeeeeee.. I've been waiting a long time for this:

Lynch White Lightning

lol@ the example wolf list. nez

Also, pics in the writeups are very much approved!

Also, also: "The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex!”

I think "civilizing force" could easily be substituted by "source of conflict"...

clowntable

How has no one noticed that bob is named in the writeup as a wolf?

Pre-emptively voting Luckayluck before he does anything crazy is always a good idea.

Player1 = riverfish1, obviously

good afternoon thread Line

It's so sunny out, and I burn so easily. Who wants to rub suntan lotion all over me?

Swiitch.

Pics or it won't happen

sup yall

if i am seer, the following message contains my encoded seer peek:

http://www.phonespell.org/combo.cgi?n=78451236

note: nothing else i say or do in any way throughout this game will mean anything with regards to my seer peek other than this post.

is anyone here?

We're all enjoying the nice weather on this cruise

yeah, but not for long

FYP

meh pointless im gonna go keep reading the ufo thread in oot

ill wake up tmr and do work