Great, well I looked for llama, sheep and rabbit droppings as they are the animals I could think of that fit the size, and llama is the only one I could find on amazon; however terminology could be an issue for sure.
If we know if it is sold primarily as fertilizer, I reckon its the llama. Seems like a pretty random thing to pick tho, thats why I liked the idea of the Chinese medicine.
1. Visible to the naked eye.
2. You can buy two or more of these on Amazon.
3. You can purchase this online. While physically possible, it would be unlikely to find anywhere you could buy ONE of these anywhere.
4. Smaller than a school bus
5. Smaller than a basketball
6. Individual ones are likely to be a somewhat similar size to a coffee bean.
7. It is relatively unlikely (definitely <50%) eyebooger has one or more in his house.
8. It is not man made.
9. It is made by an animal.
10. Not made by an animal that can fly.
11. Made by a mammal.
12. Obtaining this item does not require the animal's death.
13. Is it not made from either a rodent or a mammal that lives primarily in the water.
14. The animal is not part of the Canidae or Felidae families.
15. The product the animal makes is not used for food or drink.
16. This product is not used for decorative purposes.
17. It is excreted from an animal.
18. It is excrement.
19. The product's primary use is for fertilizer.
Couple of things with that question before I answer:
1. I feel llama poop has already been ruled out by a previous answer (#7), so I'm not sure if it should count as a question.
2. Is it 20Q in total, or is it 20Q and a guess?
My take is that I would like to do a straight 20Q in total, but I shouldn't be accepting the final guess as something that should be ruled out by a previous answer.
Actually it's ruled out in a couple of different ways:
1. It can be found on Amazon using the actual term 'Llama poo'
2. I would never use the phrase "relatively unlikely" to describe the chances eyebooger had it in his house. It would be "extremely unlikely".