10 years in a basement
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Duck, first man to land on Mars or write bestselling novel?
Ten million euros you can share as you like or a year in which you can have any amount of money you like but you may not spend a cent on another person or give away any of what you buy to anyone else.
Live a thousand years with one foot or ten years in perfect health, untiring, never needing sleep, strong as an ox? You die at end of whichever spell you choose.
Would you choose one true love, the woman of your dreams who you would never tire of, or a string of hotties you could discared and replace as you chose?
Five years as number 10 for Real Madrid or a Nobel Prize of your choosing? Say which one you'd choose if you go for the Nobel.
Ten million euros you can share as you like or a year in which you can have any amount of money you like but you may not spend a cent on another person or give away any of what you buy to anyone else.
Live a thousand years with one foot or ten years in perfect health, untiring, never needing sleep, strong as an ox? You die at end of whichever spell you choose.
Would you choose one true love, the woman of your dreams who you would never tire of, or a string of hotties you could discared and replace as you chose?
Five years as number 10 for Real Madrid or a Nobel Prize of your choosing? Say which one you'd choose if you go for the Nobel.
Write a bestselling novel, since the idea of traveling x years with other astronauts through space locked in a space shuttle isn't really winning on me.
Ten million € which I could give to people. I would give a lot to my mom, who's had a hard time and some to other family/extended family. Having infinitive money and only using it on yourself is not me. I prefer to give gifts and is really bad at getting them ( I have a hard time saying thank you, since I want prove ti the world that I can take care of my self).
I think ten years with perfect health is me. Living a thousand years wont do me any good - you wouldn't be able to separate the memories.
One love
Nobel prize in literature (lolReal Madrid)!
04-21-2013
, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Reddit Guy 1
iPod with infinite battery.
throw into sea.
FBI will investigate source of massive EMP discharge.
throw into sea.
FBI will investigate source of massive EMP discharge.
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Originally Posted by Reddit Guy 2's Response to Reddit Guy 1
Actually, by short-circuiting an infinite energy source, he just destroyed the entire accessible universe creating a blast of utter annihilation traveling at the speed of light - a continuous EMP strong enough to tear apart protons.
The only upside of his cosmic error is that this would create not a void, but a minimal entropy extremely high density radiation-dominated space. Areas of the universe further away from the battery would expand quickly under the pressure of the created energy, quickly enough to form independent volumes. Lacking a source, the radiation would drive expansion but simultaneously lose energy. The inverse process of something that happened early in our universe - the collapse of inflation - would transmute some of this radiation into an excitation of the ground states of the quantum fields of the universe. In some cases, this would lead to a semi-stable false vacuum state, leading to a process known as eternal inflation; an infinite number of universes with any number of strange physics occupying its future. In other regions, it would lead to the collapse of our ground state into a negative density state, truly annihilating that portion of the universe. In others still, there would be no excitation. Our native physical constants would remain constant, and in time, after a googolfold expansion, the radiation would stretch into longer wavelengths. An unknown process in the early universe turned this radiation into matter as opposed to antimatter, and this same process would populate the newly formed spatial regions. If there was any variation of the production rate of the battery, this would show as massively stretched bands across their CMBR, a femtosecond flutter stretched to a scale spanning the observable universe of our day. Fourteen billion years after the end of the radiation era, googols of the googolplexians of universes thus formed would, by the sheer effect of limited combinations, contain a planet identical to ours. And on those planets, in some worlds this post would be made, and a person identical to shadofx would answer it. And though thoughts are not quantum objects, they are composed of them - so in some of these myriad worlds, by sheer accident, a thought would be derailed, resulting not in an aneurism, but in a realization of caution. And in some of those, shadowfx would heed that warning, and realize the danger of such an explosion, and he would pick a different object to bring with him.
So eventually he would get off that island, it would only take a few hundred billion years longer than expected.
The only upside of his cosmic error is that this would create not a void, but a minimal entropy extremely high density radiation-dominated space. Areas of the universe further away from the battery would expand quickly under the pressure of the created energy, quickly enough to form independent volumes. Lacking a source, the radiation would drive expansion but simultaneously lose energy. The inverse process of something that happened early in our universe - the collapse of inflation - would transmute some of this radiation into an excitation of the ground states of the quantum fields of the universe. In some cases, this would lead to a semi-stable false vacuum state, leading to a process known as eternal inflation; an infinite number of universes with any number of strange physics occupying its future. In other regions, it would lead to the collapse of our ground state into a negative density state, truly annihilating that portion of the universe. In others still, there would be no excitation. Our native physical constants would remain constant, and in time, after a googolfold expansion, the radiation would stretch into longer wavelengths. An unknown process in the early universe turned this radiation into matter as opposed to antimatter, and this same process would populate the newly formed spatial regions. If there was any variation of the production rate of the battery, this would show as massively stretched bands across their CMBR, a femtosecond flutter stretched to a scale spanning the observable universe of our day. Fourteen billion years after the end of the radiation era, googols of the googolplexians of universes thus formed would, by the sheer effect of limited combinations, contain a planet identical to ours. And on those planets, in some worlds this post would be made, and a person identical to shadofx would answer it. And though thoughts are not quantum objects, they are composed of them - so in some of these myriad worlds, by sheer accident, a thought would be derailed, resulting not in an aneurism, but in a realization of caution. And in some of those, shadowfx would heed that warning, and realize the danger of such an explosion, and he would pick a different object to bring with him.
So eventually he would get off that island, it would only take a few hundred billion years longer than expected.
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