i heard OMG_PETER_NORTH and vluff s4s own tilt hu

VLUFF IS HORRIBLE.

In fairness, the vast majority of HU players on FTP are horrible.

Here, I'll start.

MEBSTER. You're horrible. Stop sitting at 16 tables unless you'll 4 table me.

HU4Rollz now please.

I like playing regs, good or bad, unless they are really GOOD then I get scaredddddddd, but I give action, lets play. COME on MEBSTER, one timeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i think easycall is getting the right idea.

yes vluff gets beat up by a DC guy in a recent vid.

Mover --- who doesn't like the idea of this thread.

I don't know if this the right place to post this but anyway, I'm looking to play vs HU regulars, at 0.25-0.5, 0.5-1 or 1-2 on pokerstars. My regular games now are 3-6 and 5-10, so it's best if you are playing 2-4+ too. I would like to play 4 tables, 1000 hands matches, that's about 90 minutes. PM me with your aim or msn if interested, so we can discuss the details.

i like how a third of this thread is people saying they dont like the idea of the thread, a third is people making jokes about how the games will die if this thread exists and then the third people are (seriously or in jest) afraid of consists largely of comments about as insightful as "OMG, xxxx is so ****ing terrible. how does he beat anyone?"

anyone who plays semi-regularly at a given stake knows who the good regs are. this thread changes very little. especially since the people in this thread account for a significant portion of the regs.

if you're playing anything under 3/6, there will always be enough random idiots sitting with 40bb, or taking shots with full stacks, to go around.

i, for one, like this thread and am eagerly awaiting a post discussing how im terrible by briefly mentioning a couple hands completely out of context.

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I hate tableratings so freaking much.

Why I like table ratings?

That's absolutely going to work. DO IT, GOGOGO!

Cause we don't get action from people who can now see that we're gooot.

lol@this thread kill action.

would be a nice thread if everybody post it serious. i wish most posters do that in this thread, but its ok..

ps: ozzy 87 is the ozzy who usually play nosebled high stakes on ftp? i remember a really strong player called ozzy, but dont remember if was ozzy_89, ozzy 187, ozzy87, ozzy 76.

But whoever is looking at your table ratings is

#1 smart enough to game select
#2 Prolly not so bad due to #1

LoL...not true for 100NL :-D

looooooool @ c thinking its a bear

failllllllllllll

JeffezAA_Win is a super nit who def cant value bet for the life of him, how the hell is his table ratings up 40k lol?

isura god modes ppls

I love tableratings because it seems like it only caught my failures at 5/10 and my extremely long downswing at 2/4 and 3/6. I get called out all the time after a standard hand because tableratings has me down so much

also, id like to start a campaign to sit at mebsters tables all day so he cant bumhunt ten tables at a time like a ridiculous ***

well Colts, i think you're a ****ty donk on the heater of a lifetime.

and in the future, if you're going to sit with me, i'd appreciate if you didn't run after playing 32 hands and winning 1 stack with JT>J19 on a JT9 flop.

the fact that you can win depresses me at how bad i must be running.

how much of you playing was you or your coach?

ooooo snap HU 4 ROLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

haha, im on a lot, he's welcome to sit and play a few tables with me any time i'm free. im not playing higher then 10/20 now, so it wouldnt really be 4rollllzzz. its just funny when someone constantly posts about how awesome they are then flakes out like a little bitch. and no this isn't the first time he's hit and ran me on ftp or cake. i just figured that now that he has money, maybe it would give him class.

I'm about to own your soul with one statement. I was being coached by Internet Pokers at the time you idiot, so if you thought that play was shoddy you can go take it up with Internet Pokers and HU him 4 rollz. The reason I quit your table is because our session was ending and INTERNET POKERS and I went over some theory. Good job sounding like a jackass though.