20 dollar bounty on Thakidrich. All you have to do is stack him in a hand between now and, let's say, Sunday.

Also, I'll make it 50 if it's a horrendous suckout, but that will be completely up to my discretion as to how bad the suckout needs to be.

EDIT: Also, this bounty is for the first bust hand. No sitting with him and busting him 1000 times. (or, go ahead and do that, but you only get one bounty)

did paster ever hu for hippo roolz? to lazy to read whole thred...

huge respect for Naismith

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

iDubDeuce: who did you blow to run so good
le ti ga: howard
iDubDeuce: you are so bad at poker
iDubDeuce: it literally astounds me
le ti ga: you are the best
iDubDeuce: son
iDubDeuce: look at the times we have been all in
iDubDeuce: look at your EV in those spots
iDubDeuce: its sick how good you run against me
le ti ga: you are the best
iDubDeuce: we got it in 200 bbs deep on 4410
iDubDeuce: where you have A10
iDubDeuce: and i have AA
iDubDeuce: and you bink
le ti ga: you are the best
iDubDeuce: you auto ship 99 like its the goods
iDubDeuce: and bink
le ti ga: you are the best
iDubDeuce: you autoship JK on that river
iDubDeuce: like its the good
iDubDeuce: but you dont bink
iDubDeuce: because there are no more cards
iDubDeuce: if there was another card you prob flip quads
le ti ga: u da man


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

iDubDeuce (BTN/SB): $400.00
Hero (BB): $496.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with A A
iDubDeuce raises to $6, Hero raises to $22, iDubDeuce calls $16

Flop: ($44.00) J 5 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $34, iDubDeuce calls $34

Turn: ($112.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $86, iDubDeuce calls $86

River: ($284.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $354.50 all in, iDubDeuce calls $258 all in

Final Pot: $800.00
iDubDeuce mucks T K
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Hero wins $799.50
(Rake: $0.50)

le ti ga: nice snap call
le ti ga: LOL
le ti ga: thx

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

3 HANDS LATER............


Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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iDubDeuce (BB): $403.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $896.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K K
Hero raises to $6, iDubDeuce raises to $22, Hero raises to $66, iDubDeuce raises to $403 all in, Hero calls $337

Flop: ($806.00) 6 3 Q

Turn: ($806.00) Q

River: ($806.00) T

Final Pot: $806.00
iDubDeuce shows A K (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero wins $805.50
(Rake: $0.50)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A FEW HANDS LATER ON ANOTHER TABLE............
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $240.00
iDubDeuce (BB): $664.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 J
Hero raises to $6, iDubDeuce calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) 9 2 4 (2 players)
iDubDeuce checks, Hero bets $8, iDubDeuce raises to $22, Hero raises to $234 all in, iDubDeuce calls $212

Turn: ($480.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($480.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $480.00
Hero shows 7 J (a flush, Jack high)
iDubDeuce shows 9 A (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $479.50
(Rake: $0.50)

le ti ga: thanks
le ti ga: thanks
iDubDeuce: play 5.10?
le ti ga: no thanks
iDubDeuce: k then stfu
le ti ga: no thanks
iDubDeuce: muted
le ti ga: kool?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THEN A FEW HANDS AFTER THAT............
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $500.00
iDubDeuce (BTN/SB): $401.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with 9 9
iDubDeuce raises to $6, Hero raises to $22, iDubDeuce calls $16

Flop: ($44.00) 8 9 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $35, iDubDeuce calls $35

Turn: ($114.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $89.95, iDubDeuce raises to $344 all in, Hero calls $254.05

River: ($802.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $802.00
Hero shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
iDubDeuce shows 3 7 (two pair, Sevens and Threes)
Hero wins $801.50
(Rake: $0.50)

LOOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOLOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL


le ti ga: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
le ti ga: AHAHAHAHAHAH
le ti ga: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
le ti ga: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
le ti ga: AHAHAHAHAHAH
le ti ga: EPIC MORON PWNAGE ITT
le ti ga: EPIC MORON PWNAGE ITT

So, to conclude, don't talk trash to me. ty.

Edit: P.S. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pretty hilarious coming from idubdeuce. he's horrible. hit and ran me last month so yea i hold grudges.

ibok you have got to be one of the most annoying players to play against.

I could probably never get tired of seeing someone who says "bink" that much owned.

I am outing as Itahaschi, anyone of you guys played against me?

My buddy had his entire bankroll in play yesterday...and by that, I mean, 82 dollars...and I almost had him try to double through you since you were sitting with no action. I decided that if he somehow luckboxed his way up, you'd be pretty mad at me later.

Who else is willing to our their sn in this thread? I think it'd be good to know.

ColtsForTheW

in case anybody couldn't figure it out.

any decent regs want to play me at 100NL or 200NL for like 5-15 mins? I've been waiting for years at 1KNL and no action. post or pm if interested. we can post hands/bitch about bluffs afterwards if you like.:-)

Anyone heard of 2fouroffsuit? He plays all levels but was sitting at 100nl yesterday and we played for 1 1/2hrs.

lol wow ibok, i don't know if that post means your a total dick, or if he's a dick, or if you're just both annoying but either way omg he's likely on suicide watch

nobody will play me on 1/2 , Im going to buyin with 175 and limp, bawahahahahahahahahah

i think with one limp and a couple minbets ure good to go-

results valen?

It means that he's a douchebag who has been saying I'm terrible for ages then ships me lotssss of $$$$$$'s which is hilarious imo. And yea he was on pretty bad tilt at the end. I wouldn't be surprised if he'd killed himself after that.

Lol, I love going to open a table at 2/4 and MEBSTER sits in before you can. And then you go to open another table, and he sits in again before you can. And then you look and he already has 10 open tables at that limit. Whatta tool.

i lost 2 buyins


edit: 15/8 buyins actually

I also love how people assume im good because of what I do preflop, I still make huge mistakes on the later streets. ( though im fixing them so play me now while im still bad)

valenzuela i'll 2-3table you if you want for a bit until I eat dinner. 1/2 or .5/1 w/e

ty, but i dont play multiple tables

I think you said that to me when we played like a month ago :/

Ill take you up on that offer I need to grind the hands

btw nemo, I dunno what ure sn is but I saw some dude with ure avatar sitting in nl200 and i decided not to play him, im afraid you have an avatar leak