**** !! i didnt realize it. This tournament is the biggest badbeat of this month

any good cap plo hu or regular plo hu vids out there?

I have realized that I more or less dislike 95 percent of the people i play.

FYP

prob, I've been losing like its my job lately, I've lost more in the past couple of days than I've ever lost. I am so utterly tilted I can't even explain it. People use these awful lines to play there hands, and then I make horrible reads based on the way they should have bet. Prob time for a break.

If I remember right cardrunners had a series w/ brian townsend/haseeb qureshi that was great

woooohooooooo really good day so far keep the monies coming in!
got in like 2k hands... 1.2k vs a reg and 800 vs fish and badingbadangbadow

I´m so lazy to do one of those gif posts but god by now someone should have already used a .gif of jizz in my pants by andy sanberg

Never understood that pic. Seriously - why does he look like that?

because he just jizzed in his pants ldo !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfH...x=0&playnext=1

they come up with some great songs...

nsfw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q

september sucks

i just played an epic match 6 tables 200nl deep vs this didzer guy who posts in hu4rollz wanting to play 4-10 tables

this is what happened.

these are all the big hands I lost

this is like the 50th hand in the game

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 912036
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BTN/SB: $720.25
Hero (BB): $537.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with K A
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, BTN/SB raises to $58, Hero raises to $112, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB calls $54

Flop: ($224.00) 4 8 A (2 players)
Hero bets $111, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB calls $111

Turn: ($446.00) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $314.50 all in, BTN/SB calls $314.50

River: ($1075.00) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $1075.00
BTN/SB shows 5 6 (a straight, Eight high)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Aces)
BTN/SB wins $1074.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 912038
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BTN/SB: $467.00
Hero (BB): $787.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with K A
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, BTN/SB raises to $64, Hero raises to $138, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB raises to $467 all in, Hero calls $329

Flop: ($934.00) 7 9 2

Turn: ($934.00) 2

River: ($934.00) 4

Final Pot: $934.00
BTN/SB shows A Q (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Twos)
BTN/SB wins $933.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 912039
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BTN/SB: $445.00
Hero (BB): $507.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with J A
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, BTN/SB raises to $58, Hero calls $34

Flop: ($116.00) 6 5 A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB checks

Turn: ($116.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $56, BTN/SB calls $56

River: ($228.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $164, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB raises to $331 all in, Hero calls $167

Final Pot: $890.00
BTN/SB shows A 2 (two pair, Aces and Twos)
Hero mucks J A
BTN/SB wins $889.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 912040
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BTN/SB: $934.00
Hero (BB): $443.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with K A
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, BTN/SB calls $18

Flop: ($48.00) 5 2 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $38, BTN/SB calls $38

Turn: ($124.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB bets $88, Hero calls $88

River: ($300.00) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB bets $784 all in, Hero calls $293 all in

Final Pot: $886.00
BTN/SB shows Q A (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Hero mucks K A
BTN/SB wins $885.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 912041
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BTN/SB: $440.50
Hero (BB): $406.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with Q J
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $24, BTN/SB calls $18

Flop: ($48.00) T 6 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $32, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB raises to $64, Hero calls $32

Turn: ($176.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB bets $80, Hero raises to $318.50 all in, BTN/SB calls $238.50

River: ($813.00) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $813.00
BTN/SB shows T A (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows Q J (King Queen high)
BTN/SB wins $812.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 912042
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BB: $1085.50
Hero (BTN/SB): $400.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with A Q
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $22, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($44.00) 5 7 2 (2 players)
BB bets $34, Hero calls $34

Turn: ($112.00) Q (2 players)
BB bets $86, Hero calls $86

River: ($284.00) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $943.50 all in, Hero calls $258 all in

Final Pot: $800.00
BB shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Hero mucks A Q
BB wins $799.50
(Rake: $0.50)

oh. and for the record, hes actually an azzhole. when we first started i was up like 400-600 and he was talking sht

ill be playing him tomorrow but it feels like he is jesus son of god. what should i do?

Dunno bout the turn CR in 2nd last hand, think a call is better. Rest of hands look standard

confirmed biggest dbag i encountered in my poker career

whats wrong with not wanting to do what u did earlier? plus i havnt slept in a while... hehe

lol actually in retrospect that convo is kind of funny
cant believe he said i ran good tho... look at the hands! WTF

btw ceavou i agree



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hey no minraising ftw!

This seems really out of line on his end. How did u end up overall in the match? Post graph, etc. Btw, those hands were posted were really sick. I would have started raging after that AK v 65 hand

omg

hahahaha, I love people posting single hands, then crying at bad run =(, I didn't post your one-outer in 400bbs pot did I..? Oh well, If you ran bad, continue play me - it's as easy as that.

Is it important to have some value hands like KT here in my turn shoving range? Or is it always better to call?

Party Poker $100 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
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Hero (BTN/SB): $171.00
BB: $112.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with T K
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $11, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($22.00) 2 K 6 (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

Turn: ($44.00) J (2 players)
BB bets $24, Hero raises to $149 all in, BB folds

post what u want. guess it cant be as bad as that 56 hand

and ur an @hole

the 56 hand is legit awful

You should play him more, obviously?

I got lucky, but I didn't play the hand bad. On the other hand, you played your hand horrible, obviously you don't know your opponent.

+1 to people always winning when they flat **** like this in 4bet pots :-/