really, you owned me.

and you definitely proved me wrong on the class issue, playing me with your coach playing

whats up w/ internet pokers playing nl600?

Are you calling internet pokers a really crappy player? Is that why you dodge the **** out of him when he comes?

Edit: If you want, I will forward this to INTERNET POKERS and tell him a giant fish who just complains about run bad wants to donate a porsche to him.

oh cool i actually like this thread right now

lol, im saying you suck.

dogishead is really good. maybe not as classy as id hope, but whatever

happy to make this thread good.

Berate others without going into specifics

wheeeeeeee

Somebody call me out pls

so you call me a crappy player based on 50 hands that internet pokers played against you? keep crushing 10/20 then amigo lol.

well actually, it would be based on me playing you previously on ftp and cake. i suck, just fortunately a lot of other people suck too.

you clearly aren't very good at understanding what i'm writing

hu4rollz plz guys

Did you own me here? I like my fold for several reasons but meh I hate folding.

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $389.75
Hero (BB): $677.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with A 7
BTN/SB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) Q A 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($30.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: ($30.00) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $24, Hero raises to $80, BTN/SB raises to $374.75 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero folds

Final Pot: $190.00
BTN/SB wins $189.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Let's clarify some things.

1.) I started Poker this year in January and didn't know two ****s about **** when it came to poker.

2.)I barely played at all during the summer (maybe 10k hands) and have 200k hands lifetime, most of which are 6-max and full ring. I didn't know about proper preflop hand ranges until two weeks ago. I just played based on feel.

3.) Anybody who has played me in the past should know I have improved significantly but I still suck and I understand that.

4.) BBV and LC are for brags, and I feel like bragging about my month because it was my best month by far, considering I played more hands in the past month than the past 7 months combined before then despite being at FR and 6-max for a ton of those hands during the 7 months prior.

5.) I have received numerous requests from coaching, ranging from NL50 regs to mods who are already established in the HU world, and I have told them all the same thing:

a.) I am not good enough to coach.
b.) I am not a good HU player as it is most likely and they would be wasting their money
c.) Give me some time to study the game from very good players and if I feel like I have become a good player myself, I will coach them because I enjoy helping others (I coach NL25 and NL10 for real life friends who need money for tuition or are otherwise strapped for cash--for free obv.)


6.) I told INTERNET POKERS last night I still don't know two ****s about **** when it comes to poker. I told him to just break it down from the beginning because I have no fundamentals, having neither the experience nor the right thought process.

7.) **** off because I am not going to play you HU4rollz or something for some poker ego that I don't have. I don't post my graphs because I think I'm good; I post them because I am proud of how far I've come. Nobody is forcing you to look at them. Sickos like Aejones and FWF are going to have 100x sicker graphs but they don't post because it's standard for them. It is not standard for me to have 100k+ months, so I posted it as it is a novel experience.


Have a good day,



CFTW

i dont care about playing you in some challenge.

if you can't see why id be annoyed with you sitting with me, winning a stack, dropping down to 3500v2500 and then leaving in 32 hands with no chat or warning or anything, then you're a ****ing idiot.

then you brag about how your coach played vs me.

that's essentially cheating and at the very least, extremely scummy.

it's pretty simple

and you're welcome to forward this to dogishead.

i'd love for him to explain how him playing me on another account isnt cheating.

Isn't InternetPokers = takechip? I really hope that isn't your coach

I would have coolered you regardless, and it was a standard sweat session that happens all the time. We played for ****ing 32 hands so quit your bitching. Coolers ****ing happen, and for some reason you can't get it through that walnut head of yours. If you want to play more hands against me while Internet Pokers is playing, we can schedule it and I'll just give him 100% action because I don't give a ****.


Edit: and LOL at bragging about my coach playing you. I didn't know who the **** you were until you posted this; I still don't give a **** though.


Edit2: Ok, Vinetou just made it clear to me why you are upset and said I should clarify. I had no intention of hit and running you. Whether you coolered me for 2k or I coolered you for 2k, I was leaving regardless. I sat down with you because you were the first person I saw and I wanted to get as many hands in with IP sweating, but I had no intention of hit and running. I would have left down 2k and felt the same way.

No, InternetPokers is dogishead.

awesome thread, I like

Finally i can use this

sweet thread upswong, I like.

New rules if grudge matches are played sessions are to be recorded and produced by winner.

seconded

Thirded. Audio is required.

It's not essentially anything. It's flat out cheating and it's disgusting.

sweat sessions are cheating? huh?

I feel like we're getting angry at water for being wet here...

This isn't your grandpa's poker universe, coaching is a huge part of the game at this point, and a significant part of coaching is watching your students while they're playing and offering advice. While this does violate the principle of "one hand, one player", it's just the way of things at the moment and people should be aware that that's the way it is. While it's bad form to talk about this sort of stuff to a certain extent as people don't really like to acknowledge that it's happening, people need to accept that part of the deal of playing online is that you're never really sure exactly who you're playing against. We can get irritable about it until we're blue in the face, but nothing will change so it's probably best to save our energy for more important stuff.