no u re right I am terrible but ure even worse = profit

it's so nice to see people who run abnormally hot being douches at the same time thinking they're gods of poker.. sigh

I dont see the point of it... Its like the donkys saying "thank you" when they win a pot they had 20% equity to win.. "thank you!??" wtf.. Do they post "ur welcome" when they loose a hand?

maybe they are saying ty to the poker gods

Your the biggest fish ever, everyone knows it and you win zeroooo $$ and all you do is talk smack on forums you really suck bacon.You'll always be a loser.

says the guy who wont even tell me his nick on 888..haha

this thread is so awesome I love it

Ein Esel schimpft den anderen Langohr (German)
Ipe o gaidaros ton petino kefala (Greek)
El burro hablando de orejas (Spanish)

and of course

O porco falando do toucinho (Portuguese)

* Arabic: "The camel cannot see the crookedness of its own neck"
* Azeri: "Kor kora kor deməsə bağrı çartlayar". ("If a blind man doesn't point out the other blind man that his blind, he'll die")
* Basque: Xoxoak beleari: Ipurbeltz!. "The blackbird to the crow: Black tail!"
* Burmese: "The Son is one month older than the father"
* Hindi: "Ulta Chor Kothwal ko daante" ("The thief scolding the magistrate in reverse")
* Indonesian: "Maling Teriak Rampok" ("The thief shouting robber")
* Czech: Konvice nazývá kotlík černým. ("The pot called the kettle black") Hrnec hrnci káže, oba černí jako saze - Čelakovský[4] ("Pot preaches to pot, both as black as soot.")
* Chinese: "五十步笑百步" - [Those who have retreated] 50 steps laugh at [those who retreated] 100 steps.
* Chinese: "雞看不見雞背脊" - A chicken can't see its own back.
* Danish: Tyv tror, hver mand stjæler ("A thief supposes that everybody steals")
* Dutch: De pot verwijt de ketel dat hij zwart ziet ("The pot reproaches the kettle for looking black")
* Estonian: Pada sõimab katelt, ühed mustad mõlemad ("The pot reproaches the kettle – but they are both black")
* Finnish: Pata kattilaa soimaa – musta kylki kummallakin ("The pot reproaches the kettle – black [is] the side of each")[5]
* French: C'est l'hôpital qui se moque de la charité ("The hospital mocks the charity"), La pelle se moque du fourgon ("The shovel mocks the poker")[6]
* German: Du sollst zuerst vor der eigenen Tür kehren ("Sweep first in front of your own door")
* German: Ein Esel schimpft den anderen Langohr ("One donkey calls the other one longears")
* German: Wer im Glashaus sitzt, soll nicht mit Steinen werfen ("Who sits in the glass house, shouldn't throw stones")
* Greek: Ipe o gaidaros ton petino kefala ("The donkey said to the rooster "Your head is too big"")
* Hungarian: Bagoly mondja verébnek, hogy nagy a feje or the short form Bagoly mondja verébnek ("The owl says the sparrow has a large head")
* Italian: Il bue che dà del cornuto all'asino ("The ox calling the donkey horned"), Cencio che dice mal di straccio (A rag speaking ill of a cloth)
* Hebrew: כל הפוסל במומו פוסל‎ Kol HaPosail, B'mumo Posail ("All who disqualify [another due to a fault] with their own [having that] fault [so] disqualify")[7]
* Japanese: "目糞が鼻糞を笑う" ("For the sleep in one's eyes to laugh at the snot in one's nose"), Sanabo.com
* Korean: "똥 묻은 개가 겨 묻은 개 나무란다" ("The dung-stained dog reproaches the chaff-stained dog."), Naver.com or "겨 묻은 개가 똥 묻은 개를 흉본다" ("The chaff-stained dog disparages the dung-stained dog."), Naver.com
* Norwegian: Å kaste sten i glasshus ("To throw stones in a glass houses")[8]
* Persian: دیگ به دیگ میگه روت سیاه ("The pot tells the other pot your face is black"), Tebyan.net
* Polish: Przyganiał kocioł garnkowi, a sam smoli ("The cauldron was reprimanding the pot and it soots itself"),[9] often contracted to Przyganiał kocioł garnkowi ("The cauldron was reprimanding the pot")
* Punjabi: ਆਪ ਕਿਸੇ ਜਹੀ ਨਾ, ਨਕ ਚੜਾਨੋ ਰਹੀ ਨਾ ("You are yourself good for nothing, and still trying to ridicule others")[citation needed]
* Portuguese: Olha pro teu nariz ("Look at your nose," implying they also have dirt in their nose.),
* Portuguese: O sujo falando do mal lavado ("The dirty is talking about the half clean")[10],
* Portuguese: O porco falando do toucinho (The pig talking about the bacon)[11],
* Portuguese: Quem tem telhados de vidro não atira pedras (People with glass roofs don't throw stones) and "Diz o roto ao nu" ("The one with shabby/torn clothes says to the naked man), these are more common in European Portuguese.
* Russian: В чужом глазу соломину видеть, в своём—бревна не замечать ("To see a little straw in other's eye, and not to notice a log in his own"; this is Matthew 7:3)
* Serbian: Rugala se šerpa loncu, a i ona garava ("The casserole laughs at the pot, and they are both sooty")
* Slovene: Najprej moraš počistiti pred svojim pragom. (Clean before your own doorstep first.)
* Swedish: Kasta inte sten i glashus ("Don't throw stones in glass houses"), Sopa rent framför din egen dörr [först] ("Sweep [first] clean in front of your own door")
* Spanish: Apártate que me tiznas, dijo la sartén al cazo ("Move away, you are blackening me, said the pan to the pot") El burro hablando de orejas ("The donkey talking about ears")
o México: El comál le dijo a la olla ("The grill telling a to the pot")
o Venezuela: Cachicamo diciéndole a morrocoy conchúo ("An armadillo telling a turtle it is too hard shelled")
o Colombia: El que tiene rabo de paja, que no se arrime a la candela ("if you have a tail made of straw, you'd better stay away from the fire").
o Argentina: El muerto se ríe del degollado ("The dead guy laughs at the one with the throat slit")
* Thai: ว่าแต่เขา อิเหนาเป็นเอง (wâa dtàe kăo ì-năo bpen eng) ("[Enau] accuses others, but he himself is guilty") Thai-language.com, look up อิเหนา
* Turkish: "Tencere dibin kara, seninki benden kara". ((One pot saying to another) "Pot, your bottom is black." - (other pot replying back) "Yours is blacker than mine!")
* Urdu: الٹا چور کوتوال کو ڈانٹے ("The thief scolding the magistrate in reverse")
* Vietnamese: Chó chê mèo lắm lông ("dog ridicules cat for being hairy")
* Welsh: Sbia adra ("Look at home")
o Slovak: (Trafena hus zagagala)

for who didn't get it yet

99% 1/2 ..just be happy I dont move up and stack all your fish

btw really lame how u bumhunters insta sit out when the fish leaves for 2min to take a dump or whatever..want the last fish we have to leave too? Its not that -EV for u to play regs for 3min ffs

Bacon, where can I get your table mod? Did you do it yourself or got it somewhere?

EDIT: I can't find where to mod things in this new software. someone please point me to the folder, as I have one in documents and settings but it looks like it's still from old version. ty

I did it myself in mspaint..just make everything black and then the buttons yellow. The files should be in C:\Documents and Settings\xxxx\Application Data
/LuckyAcePoker.com\PokerEx\media\Themes\ and then there are files in other folders also..kinda tricky to find everything

C:\Users\x\AppData\Roaming\PacificPoker
make sure you set on organize -folder option - "show hidden files" probably that's why you don;t find the folder.

still no fix for the focus stealing in pacific right? I mean u cant even use the shortcuts for fold and call because if a window popsup then it will react..

Ty. I managed to change few things so it looks much better (for me) now.

If only I could find where text colors can be edited, in particular for Fold, Check, Bet, Raise buttons...

[QUOTE=ShortstackCat;22723418]99% 1/2 ..just be happy I dont move up and stack all your fish

btw really lame how u bumhunters insta sit out when the fish leaves for 2min to take a dump or whatever..want the last fish we have to leave too? Its not that -EV for u to play regs for 3min ffs


have to agree with u here. i could out several SN's right now of those who do this ona regular basis but im sure they know who they are anyways. its pretty pathetic if u ask me

oh wow you might be able to buy some candies with that

lololol moron, I haven't posted in a few months and you're still here playing 1/2 bragging you would beat higher stakes, more up then u dumb moron, but oh wait, you lost everytime you moved up....

ShortStackCat:
I dont see the point about trolling like this.. Some people just like it to make enemies and start sh*t with bad attitude.. Whatsup with that? If ur up that much shouldnt u be happy about it and shouldnt it then affect ur attitude? if not then obviously something else is wrong...

HH of the last hand?

Anyone else's HEM sporadically missing medium to large pot hands? Like itll capture the hand before and the hand after, but not the hand where I stacked somebody.

sounds like a question for the HEM forums.. they are really good actually.. U post there they will always help you

Well a lot of people here hate seeing me win..so whatever gets them on tilt and giving me more money..why not talk **** once in a while?

bacon you better get a bit modest before i give you a lesson in humility ...

ok I get ur point.. obviously nothing wrong in tilting ur opponents. but I duno im just a microstaker so I see u guys here on the forums but never on 888..

so ur tilting me too on the forums but some other shark on microstakes is taking the money? ... naw jk...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $10(BB) Replayer
SB ($2,136)
BB ($2,153)
Hero ($2,058)
UTG+1 ($2,041)
CO ($716)
Bacon ($2,080)

Dealt to Hero 3 T

fold, UTG+1 raises to $30, CO raises to $105, Bacon raises to $235, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $205, CO calls $130

FLOP ($720) 7 8 9

UTG+1 bets $500, CO calls $481 (AI), Bacon raises to $1,845 (AI), UTG+1 calls $1,306 (AI)

TURN ($4,813) 7 8 9 2

RIVER ($4,813) 7 8 9 2 J

UTG+1 shows K K
(Pre 17%, Flop 8.2%, Turn 4.8%)

CO shows 6 6
(Pre 18%, Flop 38.3%, Turn 23.8%)

Bacon shows A A
(Pre 65%, Flop 53.6%, Turn 71.4%)

Bacon wins $4,809


Damn, i shouldn't have folded pre. Nice BRM btw, bacon (NL1k deep).

well you dont know how big my BR is and it was just 1 table

btw my BR Is 1 mirrion..not gonna tell u in which currency though