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Old 07-21-2008, 11:11 PM   #76
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Re: Why isn't Burlap banned?

FWIW 'Oldskool' Burlap was my brother. He's 25 now and I'm 31. We used to room together, but he got a job half-way across the country and I took over his account. At first I just used it to lurk. He had Firefox and I had IE. And so I would use his XP account. That led to "Ah what the hell, I'll just start posting under his name" - After all he was like the best poster of all time. How could I resist
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:29 PM   #77
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Re: Why isn't Burlap banned?

That explains it all right.
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:29 PM   #78
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doesn't he live in some scandinavian country where it's illegal to pay for **** with your own money? nielsio is like the welfare queen of 2p2 imo
I'm pretty sure he's Dutch.
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:59 PM   #79
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He's 25 now and I'm 31.
so you were the rough draft and he's the final copy, amirite?
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:13 AM   #80
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Re: Why isn't Burlap banned?

I was gonna type "other way around" but then I realized how much work it would be to keep up the facade.

He is I and I am him. There is no 25yo brother. There is only one Burlap. Accept me and all my flaws.

Obviously I'd rather stay sober and keep enthralling the forums with sick post after sick post but ultimately I'm not in control of my disease.

Sorry Dids.
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:30 AM   #81
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j/k it really was my brother
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:31 AM   #82
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lol j/k it was me
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:31 AM   #83
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OMG WHERE ARE MY MEDS????
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:29 AM   #84
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Re: Why isn't Burlap banned?

Def. his brother

although this version of Burlap is pretty good minus the dumb drunk posts.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:31 AM   #85
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FWIW 'Oldskool' Burlap was my brother. He's 25 now and I'm 31. We used to room together, but he got a job half-way across the country and I took over his account. At first I just used it to lurk. He had Firefox and I had IE. And so I would use his XP account. That led to "Ah what the hell, I'll just start posting under his name" - After all he was like the best poster of all time. How could I resist
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:32 AM   #86
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ROFL
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:34 AM   #87
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2 burlaps 1 cup
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:39 AM   #88
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Re: Why isn't Burlap banned?

Burlap's aight, he and I have been rocking the Politards forum pretty hard the last few days, trying to set those weird beards straight.

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Old 07-22-2008, 01:52 AM   #89
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Honestly bro, I can’t believe you would do this to me. I fly half-way across the country to support you and mom and you go and pull this ****?? You know how much the Burlap account means to me. Not cool man. You need help. When I get home we’re gonna have a long sit-down and discuss why you’ve been spitting out your meds. You think mom doesn’t tell me what’s been going on?
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:06 AM   #90
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burlap oh so much. Also, Nielsio is pretty clearly insane, but "ruling with a terrorist fist bump" is a great location.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:00 AM   #91
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Honestly bro, I can’t believe you would do this to me. I fly half-way across the country to support you and mom and you go and pull this ****?? You know how much the Burlap account means to me. Not cool man. You need help. When I get home we’re gonna have a long sit-down and discuss why you’ve been spitting out your meds. You think mom doesn’t tell me what’s been going on?

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Old 07-22-2008, 10:42 AM   #92
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burlap oh so much. Also, Nielsio is pretty clearly insane, but "ruling with a terrorist fist bump" is a great location.

Someone who gets it, thank you..
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:41 PM   #93
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Re: Why isn't Burlap banned?

More importantly, my browser keeps crashing while viewing the first page of this thread (50 posts). It works fine on the second page and for every other thread on the site AFAIK.

Weird, keeps crashing...
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:18 PM   #94
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bah. drunk posting again

so um yeah...only 1 burlap

... in case anyone actually cared

/thread. lock. delete
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:40 PM   #95
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More importantly, my browser keeps crashing while viewing the first page of this thread (50 posts). It works fine on the second page and for every other thread on the site AFAIK.

Weird, keeps crashing...
Pretty sure the first page has too high of a Nielso to post ratio. Might want to try to change your settings to 100 posts per page to get that number down a little.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:54 PM   #96
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Just one recent example, where he repeatedly calls people insane, ******ed, writed in all caps, says everyone should be banned, they should 'grow a brain', etc and so on. And that's just one example.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=253533

He's also a selfdescribed alcoholic and schizophrenic.

MrWookie won't allow me to post in the politics forum and states the following reason: "I'm biased against you". And then he lets this crazyman roam around in whatever way he likes.


Why can't one of the other admins tell him that this is not how you run a forum fairly?

I hope you can understand why I post this here instead of PMing Wookie about this.

Burlap is a comic and artistic genius, and I do not exaggerate in the slightest.

(ATF = SRS BIZ... I think?..)

It is something else entirely if you were saying, or are in fact implying, "Why isn't Burlap banned FROM POLITIX FORUM?" However, a ban from 2p2 would be a travesty.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:39 PM   #97
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Holy cow! Thanks ChompChomp

*blushes*
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:42 PM   #98
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Ban Nielso for wanting to ban everyone and for worst YouTube videos ever.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:51 PM   #99
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I dunno dude this one's pretty awesome

Cynicism
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Old 07-23-2008, 08:42 PM   #100
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lolllllllll i love that one


its hilarious because by criticizing it, you do exactly what he tells you not to do in the video, hahahahaaaaa, so i always do it and get a good laugh.
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