Yes, no, I'm scared to.

lol

Mayo, should I tell fatkid that it's "run roughshod" and not rough shot?

This is a request and not a question. INVALIDATED.

Rubio's a solid choice. I am on record from a while back as saying that I think Scott Walker is going to win. Obviously he has been struggling in the polls for the last month or so and that prediction looks worse and worse every day, but I like to take a longer view. Iowa caucus isn't for five more months. It's still early, and day-to-day and even week-to-week trends aren't so important.

That being said, I have been very bad at predicting things about this GOP race. It really is different than 2008 or 2012, that's for sure.

Doubtful.

I don't know the brand "milly," but virtual machine performance today is much better than it ever has been before. VMWare and other brands' hypervisors have improved dramatically in recent years. From what I hear, VM's can get almost 100% of the performance of the underlying physical machine.

In all the statewide races, the GOP candidate should be favored. Sec. of Ag. is no exception. Their nominee is named Ryan Quarles, who is actually someone I knew in high school. He's a highly impressive guy with a hell of a resume. He has six (!) degrees from the University of Kentucky and one from Harvard, he's been elected to the state legislature three times, and he's only 31 years old.

By comparison, the Democratic candidate is some woman no one has ever heard of. Quarles will win, and it won't be close.



Virtually none of this is my food. This almost all belongs to my roommate. If you wanted to see my food, you should have asked to see the freezer. That's where I keep the good stuff. But it's too late now.

It wood bee hoof you too due sew.

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No. I meant "you." In this case, I was ewe-sing it specifically in the second person singular objective sense as the object of the verb "bee hoof."

Dam ewe!

Mayo,

what do you think is better: Paravirtualization or full virtualization?

Mayo, if you could say that one of 2 identical sized sticks is bigger than the other one, which one would you pick?

When I was in the military, we used virtualization. Imo, paravirtualization should only be used by the paramilitary.

All I know is that I'm in the Piaget preoperational stage of development and thus incapable of determining relative sizes of things.

Mayo,

I'm never going to use the word roughshod in reference to anything else in my life so does it matter if I understand the correct spelling? Have you seen the TV show Rick and Morty? Could you give us a short review with some sort of a rating? Should pizza restaurants that don't offer a marinara sauce on any of their pizzas be boy codded?

Spelling obviously *does* matter, because it's something that I'm way better at than most people. Therefore, it's super important. #Sklansky

I have not seen "Rick and Morty." So instead, I will give you a review of the very similar "Rectify" from the Sundance Channel, with seasons 1 and 2 now streaming on Netflix Instant. "Rectify" is the dramatic story of a man named Daniel who was sentenced to death at age 18. Twenty years later, DNA evidence comes to light contradicting the prosecutor's original testimony, and Daniel is released. The show is about him adjusting to a life of unexpected freedom while living in a small town that still thinks he's guilty of raping and murdering a teenager with a family that had long since made their peace with his absence. It's mesmerizing. This is no exaggeration: I think it's the best show on TV right now. Check it out.

You are free to boy codd [sic] any establishment you choose. But I like regular pizza sauce. It's a classic American original, as am I.

Mayo,

I'm afraid that "Rectify" is in fact very different from "Rick and Morty". What do you have to say to that?

Mayo has impressed the hell outta me with his answers in this thread. And both Rectify and Rick and Morty are HoF tv imo.

Who are the three hottest (in order of fappage ) female newscasters?

You don't have to be Mayo to answer that:

Mayo,

Is MinusEV a weasely little crouton? What do you think compels him to answer question in YOUR thread? What will happen now that the space-time continuum has been disrupted?

Weasely is our king.

My god, this thread is a smashing success!! Your vast knowledge on every conceivable topic is welcomed by all with open arms and hungry minds. The difference that you have made in peoples lives is immeasurable.

Now that you are a confirmed internet sensation, are you finding it difficult to remain humble?

But the real question is, what is next for Mayo? Will you cash in on your new found popularity and expand your wealth of knowledge to the twittersphere, start an advice column, host your own radio show, or even replace that "not a real doctor" douche Dr. Phil?

he be gangsta yo.

What can be done to address California's drought problem? How about it's Kardashian problem?

In Canada in the late 80s, a populist, smaller government, social (Christian) conservative movement broke away from the main conservative party, the Progressive Conservative Party, to form the Reform Party. After a few elections, they realized that by splitting the right wing vote, neither party would ever win a federal election. They merged, and by that point the Reform Party was the stronger of the parties, so the new Conservative Party took on the values of the Reform party, shifting the mainstream Right further right than it had ever been.

What's the chance the Tea Party would ever split from the Republican party?

I'd like to hear more about Rick and Morty.

Rick is a degen alcoholic brilliant scientist who lives with his daughter and her family. He takes his grandson Morty with him on adventures into various multiverses and hilarity ensues.

Three problems with this.

1. I extrapolated from some other pretty good stuff besides poker theory. (Statewide awards etc. that I need not get into.)

2. Poker isn't that narrow a field compared to lets say chess. Besides the ability to logically deduce and see the future like you have in chess, there is also probability, not in chess, and trying to get into your opponents head, again almost non existent in chess. So there is a bigger correlation between poker and life than you are implying.

3. I actually only pipe in on a subject when I think I found a flaw in someone's thinking or have come up with something from a different angle. I don't pick subjects because they interest me and I don't think I know a lot about a lot of things. It only might seem that way because people make reasoning errors in many different fields and even if the field is not something I know much about (eg stealing second base) if their reasoning error is general enough that I feel certain enough to call them on it that certainty comes through in my posts.