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Hey, watch with the digs at 65 year old men, as someone who is shortly coming up on that milestone I can affirm the fact that we are indeed really, really smart, at least in our own heads! And what else matters in the end?

As far as money in politics goes, I believe that the US government is the best that money can buy.

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09-01-2015 , 11:33 AM

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Mayo

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And what else matters in the end?

To have lived a good life. To have made others' lives better for having intersected with yours.

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09-01-2015 , 11:42 AM

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Trolly McTrollson

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Mayo,

What's the deal with Sklansky?

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09-01-2015 , 11:44 AM

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Jbrochu

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Mayo, do you think Trolly should read the thread before posting?

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09-01-2015 , 11:46 AM

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Mayo,

What's the deal with Sklansky?

He got rich from being smarter than other people 20 years ago in the very narrow field of poker theory. From this fact, he has extrapolated himself as being smarter than other people on everything through the modern day.

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Mayo, do you think Trolly should read the thread before posting?

All questions are welcome.

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09-01-2015 , 11:50 AM

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Jbrochu

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Mayo, why is the answer to life, the universe, and everything 42?

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09-01-2015 , 11:53 AM

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Mayo, why is the answer to life, the universe, and everything 42?

I was wrong before. All questions, it turns out, are not, in fact, welcome.

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09-01-2015 , 01:27 PM

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Majik19

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What are your thoughts on the BioFuels Security Act?

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09-01-2015 , 02:56 PM

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What are your thoughts on the BioFuels Security Act?

The rule of thumb is that all legislation actually does the opposite of the title of that legislation. So it doesn't sound good.

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09-01-2015 , 04:46 PM

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fatkid

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Mayo,

I went to a local cafe and they served me a club sandwich with just turkey/lettuce/tomato and no bacon. Naturally I yelled "That's just a turkey sandwich you whore" then shanked that bitch in the throat with my shiv and bolted. Should I drip burning plastic on my nutsack?

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09-02-2015 , 01:05 AM

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Howard Beale

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fatkid's got to have his bacon, restaurant obv tried to screw you over but try not to get so carried away next time.

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09-02-2015 , 01:49 AM

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Wetdog

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Mayo,

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

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09-02-2015 , 01:59 AM

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Bobo Fett

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Mayo, why is the answer to life, the universe, and everything 42?

I was wrong before. All questions, it turns out, are not, in fact, welcome.

Would this have been more welcome if the '2' was, as it obviously should have been, an 'L'?

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09-02-2015 , 02:45 AM

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jmitchell42

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no, 42 is the answer.

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09-02-2015 , 02:50 AM

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Bobo Fett

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Irrelevant to my point.

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09-02-2015 , 03:39 AM

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EXPERIMENT: Video-form answers!!!

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Mayo,

If I were a carpenter and you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

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Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

Would this have been more welcome if the '2' was, as it obviously should have been, an 'L'?

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09-02-2015 , 04:59 AM

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no, 42 is the answer.

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09-02-2015 , 08:24 AM

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AlexM

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Mayo, please rank the top 8 male GOP candidates by physical attractiveness.

If this seems like a daunting task, please reach deep down inside for that part of you that understands why Brad Pitt != Danny DeVito.

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09-02-2015 , 10:47 AM

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kioshk

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Mayo, you've rightfully dismissed Trump and Carson as serious contendas. If Jeb Bush somehow falters and doesn't get the nom, who do you see? Rubio?

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09-02-2015 , 11:18 AM

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Majik19

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Will the world recover from the "shock" of Miley's VMA performance?

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09-03-2015 , 01:03 PM

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Low Key

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that depends, wtf is a milly's vm performance?

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09-03-2015 , 03:23 PM

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Mayo is the man w/ the plan, the idea guy, the great analyzer, communicator and all around Savant, his mind firmly in tune w/ what is right and good when it comes to politics. And he has agreed to the idea.

Let's make this happen as an experiment. He's not stupid but perhaps a bit rash and such a sub forum would allow for a faster less contentious debate and clear out some of the posters who won't allow dissent in the main Politics forum thereby giving 2p2'rs that won't post in it an incentive to start.

Beale,

Are you a flaming wussy? Just put up the ask Mayo thread already. Wookie can't do anything about it. He lets DS and others run rough shot starting threads willy nilly like a Puerto Rican on prom night so he can't say jack. Just do it. Peace in the Middle East.

FALCON 2016!

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