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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Mayo,
what would you do about Greece?
****, *****, I don't know about banks and all that financial bull****. But I'd do whatever the Germans are asking for, because they have been making great decisions ever since reunification, and Greece hasn't made a good decision since they built the Colossus of Rhodes.
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Originally Posted by tylertwo
Mayo!
You are from Kentucky? I feel compelled to share a huge shame that actually happened to me yesterday. I was educated in the fifties, like every other good and righteous person on the earth, so of course I remember learning the capitols of the states as a young boy and proudly reciting them for all and sundry.
I cannot tell a lie, I am getting a little forgetful, but yesterday I found out that the capitol of Kentucky wasn't one the logical cities like Lexington or Louisville, it's Frankfort! Have you ever heard of a city named Frankfort? I'm sure I never have.
Is this one of those weird Southern things where everything is turned into a joke when the rest of the country isn't looking? Frankfort? What's going on?
I have heard of Frankfort. And been there many times. It's the state capital. You didn't have to memorize all 50 state capitals in elementary school? I thought that **** was a rite of passage.
And I'll guarantee that Frankfort is a bigger city than ****ing Montpelier, Vermont
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Originally Posted by gregorio
Affordable health care or affordable space travel?
COMPROMISE: Affordable health care for astronauts only.
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
Austria or Australia?
Austria = 1 Hitler. Australia = 0 Hitlers. FACT.
I lived in Italy for two years and never went to Austria, or any other European country for that matter. It's the great shame of my life. In my defense, part of that is the U.S. government's fault, but most of the blame is mine.
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Originally Posted by Majik1973
Mayo, why the **** do US elections get hyped almost 2 years beforehand?
We have 24 hours of news coverage a day. And there is not nearly that much day-to-day news to cover. "We still don't know what happened to that airplane." "Somebody else shot somebody, and we don't know why."
But elections are different. It's so easy for them to cover. There's a schedule known years in advance, so CNN can plan where and when they'll need to send people. First debate is in August. Iowa caucus is February 1st. DNC convention is whenever. RNC convention is whenever. Election Day in November. Inauguration January 20. There's no uncertainty, which there would be if they were actually focusing on real news (like natural disasters) or on pernicious things that don't make daily headlines (like child poverty).
And you have all these candidates, both realistic and not, who crave attention. So Fox News has no trouble filling up four hours of prime time every day. Instead of talking about important ****, we'll just have interviews in which Trump, or Jeb Bush, or Carly ****ing Fiorina give us their talking points. In non-primetime? **** it, somebody call George Pataki. He'll talk to us for sure, even if we are MSNBC.
And that **** gets ratings. It's like sports or a reality show. There's a cast of characters. We know these characters. We've known Hillary Clinton since 1992. That's 24 years! Then some stuff happens. The candidates react. Polls are how we keep score. Rubio's up this week! Hillary is down! Will Joe Biden run?? What about Al friggin' Gore???? Palin interviews Trump! The first GOP debate last month was the highest rated cable broadcast ever.
It's ****ing insanity. But we've done it to ourselves by paying attention.
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Originally Posted by Low Key
mayo,
iyo, how many notable 4L mods should have subforums dedicated to themselves and how wonderful they are?
Is one enough? Does america need a second?
One is plenty. I vote Emmemere.
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Mayo,
thoughts on entitlements?
They're good. Some sort of change has to happen at some point, obviously, since people are living so much longer than when Social Security was designed. I haven't done a ton of research and don't have a strong opinion on what needs to be done. I do know that there's a cap on FICA contributions that hits at $117,000 of income, meaning that it hits the middle class way harder than the rich. Cap needs to be eliminated, or at least raised significantly. But this would be a tax increase on the rich, so it won't happen.
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Originally Posted by Majik1973
Dear Dr. Mayo,
There seems to be an abundance of fear, confusion, and denial online concerning the fate of John Snow despite HBO executives confirming that he is indeed dead.
How can we help the doubters cope in these challenging times ahead?
Will FDA approved medications be of any assistance?
I don't even watch that show, and I know it's spelled "Jon Snow." NEXT.
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Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
I am very concerned about poor americans not having access to healthcare. What can be done about this ? Should insurance companies be given extra tax breaks so they can deal with the problem ?
Single payer. Universal healthcare. Paid by the government. It works everywhere else. It'll work here.
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
recent polls have shown 1/5 of americans can't locate the US on a world map. why do you think this is?
Perhaps 80% of them were shown "world" maps drawn by Europeans in the 1400s.
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Originally Posted by tomdemaine
Mayo,
Does your name refer to a foodstuff or do you just love your ma yo?
County Mayo, Ireland. Duh.
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Mayo,
are you not responding because you're writing up a lengthy essay about the Greece situation?
I have so many things in my life more important than you guys. Such as, for example, everything else in the universe.
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Originally Posted by tomdemaine
Mayo,
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team?
I love it when a plan comes together.