cmon man

Mets? He is a bit of a site icon tbh.

30 days. book it.

Victor, looks like you're almost half way there. This'll give you a chance to catch up.

I dunno, theres not much traffic in that thread anymore. the pro-Israel people seemed to have left.

I have faith, Vic - I'm sure if times get really desperate, you'll find a way to argue with yourself.

I could def argue with my thoughts and posts from even just a few months ago. always improving!

You can post in some of the other threads. Get out of your safe space every once in a while!

Did he "sin" in politics?

Everyone in Politics becomes tainted

There's nothing healthy about getting mad about politics with strangers.

You should tell that to the dude who got himself banned today for showing up and going off on a totally random, unprovoked and graphic rant about locking up homosexuals in the name of freedom and morality.

That's what I mean. I feel bad for him. Better to avoid that whole forum.

I don't feel bad for him in the slightest.

It's very simple to not get banned. That is, unless you have post tourettes.

HOW DARE YOU. PANDAnation accusation of mental illness is exactly why some of us have to post in an esoteric way that totally isn't schizophrenic disorganized speech.

He's a freak and a weird dude.

Mets is the Snotboogie of 2+2

https://youtu.be/zmIvu1yg3bU?t=146

I think button might have been arrested for un-Canadian activities or something. That's what it looks like from his most recent twitter updates.

So this poster, whose mama went to the trouble of naming him Omar Isaiah Betts or whatever... You know, he limps too much oop, so he starts running for help on 2+2, has to think up some username, instead of giving himself a lean one, calls himself "metsandfinsfan". So he's mets forever.

omg I asked ChatGPT to do the whole thing based on my starter, and the obvious final line. This is hilarious:

McNulty: So your boy's name is what?

Witness: Mets.

McNulty: You called the guy Mets?

Witness: Metsandfinsfan, yah.

McNulty: Metsandfinsfan. He like the name?

Witness: What?

McNulty: Metsandfinsfan. This poster whose mama went to the trouble of naming him Omar Isaiah Betts or whatever... You know, he limps too much oop, so he starts running for help on 2+2, has to think up some username, instead of giving himself a lean one, calls himself "metsandfinsfan". So he's Mets forever. Doesn't seem fair.

Witness: Life just be that way, I guess.

McNulty: So who banned Mets?

Witness: I ain't going to no court! Mother****er ain't have to ban him though.

McNulty: Definitely not.

Witness: He coulda just warned him, like we always warn him.

McNulty: I agree with you.

Witness: He gon ban Mets... Mets been doing the same **** since I don't know how long. Ban a man over some bullshit. I'm saying every Friday night on the forum we posting threads, you know? I mean all the boys from round the way- We post till late.

McNulty: Forum thread game, right?

Witness: And like every time... Mets, he'd bait a few posters. Play it out till the thread's deep. Then he'd snatch and troll.

McNulty: What every time?

Witness: Couldn't help hisself.

McNulty: Let me understand you. Every Friday night, you and your boys would start a thread, right? And every Friday night, your pal Metsandfinsfan he'd wait till there was good discussion going, then grab the thread and troll away? You let him do that?

Witness: We catch him and warn his ass. But ain't nobody ever go past that.

McNulty: I gotta ask you. If every time Metsandfinsfan would grab the thread and troll away why'd you even let him post?

Witness: What?

McNulty: If Metsandfinsfan always trolled the thread, why'd you let him post?

Witness: Got to. This 2+2, man.

Excellent!!!

D’Angelo Barksdale: Now look, check it, it’s simple, it’s simple. See this? This Max, a’ight? And he the man. You get banned by Max, you out the game. But he trying to keep the forum running smooth, so you gotta stay on his good side. Now, Max, he can make any decision he damn choose, ’cause he’s the admin. Like this, this, this, a’ight? But he ain’t got time for every little thing. But the rest of these mother****ers on the team, they got his back. And they run so deep, he really ain’t gotta do ****.

Preston ‘Bodie’ Broadus: Like your uncle.

D’Angelo Barksdale: Yeah, like my uncle. You see this? This the mods. They smart, they fast. They can ban anyone, any time. And they are the go-get-****-done people.

Wallace: Remind me of Stringer.

D’Angelo Barksdale: And this over here is the high-volume posters, like metsandfinsfan. Like the stash. They can post like this, and like this.

Wallace: Dog, stash don’t move, man.

D’Angelo Barksdale: C’mon, yo, think. How many time we see metsandfinsfan post this week? Right? And every time he post, we gotta check it out, right? To see what’s up.

Preston ‘Bodie’ Broadus: True, true, you right. All right, what about them trolls right there?

D’Angelo Barksdale: These right here, these are the trolls. They like the rooks. They move like this, trying to stir **** up. And they like the front lines of trouble, always trying to mess things up.

Wallace: So how do you get to be Max?

D’Angelo Barksdale: It ain’t like that. See, Max stay Max, a’ight? Everything stay who it is. Except for the newbies. Now, if the newbie post enough good stuff, he get to be a high-volume poster. And like I said, high-volume posters get respect.

Preston ‘Bodie’ Broadus: A’ight, so if I post a lot, I win.

D’Angelo Barksdale: If you stay on Max’s good side and don’t get banned, then you win.

Preston ‘Bodie’ Broadus: A’ight, but if I post a lot, I’m top dog.

D’Angelo Barksdale: Nah, yo, it ain’t like that. Look, the newbies, man, in the forum, they get flamed quick. They be out the game early.

Preston ‘Bodie’ Broadus: Unless they some smart-ass newbies.

metsandfinsfan: I ain't got no keyboard!
metsandfinsfan: Look man, I ain't involved! I ain't involved in that troll bullshit no more!
metsandfinsfan: What y'all mods want man? Huh? Good content? Is that it?! Coz if it is, man, I can be a better friend to y'all unbanned.

Mod1: You still don't get it, do you? Huh? This ain't about your content bro. Your boy gave you up! That's right! And we didn't have to tempban his ass neither!

metsandfinsfan: It seem like I can't say nuttin' to change y'all minds

metsandfinsfan: Well, got on with it, motherf....

Mod2: *BANHAMMER*
Mod1: *BANHAMMER*