i was in a subforum outside of oot and he told me about the miss oot competition featuring alexandria ocasio-cortez, effectively "colluding" to rig the contest. but no one ever found out. and i'll always respect him for it. and i'd never betray him.
I heard he even made a layup once which qualified him to be a starter on the Canadian Olympic basketball team, but he decided to turned down all that fame and glory so he could pursue his true passion, which is locking threads.