So a lot of us here are ninjas. I'm personally a samurai but whatever.

The ninja bump is an art. Man has been ninja bumping for centuries. Unfortunately, it is becoming a lost art, and our proud heritage is being lost.

Whenver the skilled pracitioner attempts to ninja bump these days, it's just not a ninja bump because you guys took away our swords. To ninja bump you must post in a thread, wait till someone else posts in it and then ninja hide your post. Please make it so that you can just post and delete your post and it will stay bumped instead of going back to the unbumped state in which it was.

I have a pole today! Here is a pole!

Do you want to bring back the ninja bump? You decide.

the results appear conclusive thus far

regular bumps are annoying enough.

bump

A ninja bump... is that anything like a dick bump?

not my bumps

Just say no to ninja bumping.

Best use of bumping ever (may even have been ninja before the forum switch) was when Sklansky started a couple of not-so-strong threads in NVG (hard to believe, I know), and then people started bumping all his old threads until the entire first page of NVG was all Sklansky threads.

gtpitch makes sick bumps

gtbitch takes dick pumps

this

WP Lep

LIRVA FOR OP

lol

i'm glad you liked it

the only thing more fun than ninja bumping was f5ing in order to catch said bumper

Given the features in this forums software ninjabumping is a bad idea.

Eh, given that mods can read deleted posts, it wouldn't be so bad to have ninja bumping back. It'd just give me an excuse to ban more people.

i approve of ninja bumping although with the new software it will not be much fun, mods can see everything we do

DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER

im stupid enough to not care if mods can see my deleted posts

I was debating trying to ninja bump this thread...then I realized I was destined to fail.

i was coming in here to do the same thing as icemountain, but then i read mrwookie's post and got scared.

like anything else around here, if its done well its can be really funny and or awesome, but sadly 95% of the people on this forum are stupid and unfunny, which means that all it does is just end up being annoying and tired because stupid and unfunny people keep doing it

So true.