Just wait till I speak with your supervisor about this!

Nuance is important. First off, Canada and USA are multiple countries.

I wouldn’t say I’m the most cosmopolitan person, just that I am one. I haven’t been to many foreign countries primarily because I was Harry Pottered in painful fashion as a young adult , but if you add my closest relatives the number of countries jumps from 2 to well over a 100. RR did that so I can too.

I would argue New York City is the most cosmopolitan city in the world.

Having said that, you’re right, but not to a degree that warrants casual dismissiveness. There is a reason I said 6-7 and not 20. I know barbarians who live in Kansas and have been to Mexico once and also a cruise in their 40s once where they stepped foot on a couple of island nations in the Caribbean. Are they automatically more enlightened or traveled than I because technically they stepped foot in 5 countries? I think not. .

I can’t tell you that.

One low key thing that affected my view of Sammy is, since I don’t have years of reading his posts, was in the “future of 2p2” thread in nvg where Sammy was asking why they didn’t hire his requested team of hot lesbian moderators and then needsmoremanasi , who is obviously great, replies by saying something like “hello, I’m right here!” and then Sammy didn’t even reply but instead continued to post about how he could take people out with one post. I certainly don’t understand Sammy well or know why he did that, but my impression was that it was odd he didn’t reply at all and my guess as for a reason would be : that he has a quiet guy kind of chivalry to put it nicely, where he thought bringing up hot lesbian was funny to discuss with his bbv friends online but not something he could handle in real life or wanted to seriously delve into; he likes the idea of hot lesbian moderators as a joke or as a casual thought but the prospect of there actually being lesbian moderators seriously flirting with him or discussing lesbian issues would take him out of his comfort zone.

My impression is what Sammy really wants isn’t to talk to someone like me but to talk to someone who gets him , a girl who he finds attractive which probably trends toward less outgoing less charismatic girls. As I was writing this I am reminded of why I don’t psychoanalyze posters. Whatever.

I don’t get Sammy.

Oh I think that part is spot-on!

This is your first and only post as WhosinCharge.

RIP WhosinCharge

This sticks out in my mind because my very first reaction was that it was rude. I feel like there should be some replacement of me in about two years as I age out of the role I have on 2p2. And no one fits the bill in my opinion.

But if there was someone who came closest it would be needs more manasi I greatly enjoy her posts and feel like people are mean to her for no reason and completely unwilling to engage meaningfully with her posts. Why are you guys so mean

Also how come you guys never allowed a modern day set of emojis? On my phone I have like 1000 emojis and you can code in a 1000 more. But there is only like 10 emojis. I wish that back in the day, like on Twitter I could have spammed the cat emoji. You know the one.

Canada and USA are the same country.

The only difference is that you drive past a Tim Horton's every 110 yards meters.

Calm down

Sammy doesn't really like lesbians. Too much vagina licking.

Ok daddy

I’ve never been inside a Tim hortons, it just seems like one of those weird places your talking about where no penises will touch unpurpose or whatever.

Penises were definitely touched on purpose inside Tim Hortons bathrooms.

I don’t like having sex in a bathroom to be honest so I don’t even care

No sex. Just penis touchings.

It's like an intimate handshake.

The thing is, if there's no orgasm it doesn't count as sex

Sammy's never had sex then.

Is that why Canadians love Tim Horton’s so much?