I was there on the day, near the top. I was literally on the road, and just feet away. When Riis came into view, he was in full roar. I mean it was unbelievably fierce--frightening, even. I could see he was digging as deeply as Coppi, or Pantani, or Merckx ever had...Out of saddle, Riis was flying like a god. I was stunned and amazed, and I literally didn't breathe. I crouched down below wheel height to improve my visual experience. I looked up at him as he neared, heard the chain, in the Big Ring, up to and a foot in front of me. And then he was past...It was astounding, and a spectacular feat of sport. Beautiful, and Ferocious. Gigantic. Epic. Battling, as if To The Death.

I always liked you..

also, that was the stage to Hautacam

YES!

Interesting. It only took one of me about 30 seconds to ban you for 3 days this time. You must be REALLY drunk, I guess?

To be fair, you aren’t red.

Don't **** with a Blue, Purple.

I heard it's the pinks you need to fear

This.

RIP Sammy

One vagina that needs a lick takes Sammy diwn.

We have the numbers, let's attack in waves!

You first.

I'm no pink.

They say Gregoreo is the leader of the pinks

Don’t make me ban you.

Don’t make me have to make you ban me.

Calm down.

- S - A - M - M - Y ' S G - H - O - S - T

Exactly!

It's a proletariat uprising bro.

Unite!

Holy **** Boba comes into the lcnc and sammy gets whacked?

Punk(s)!

Does anyone know how to pronounce “plaaynde”?

Like playnde, the last e is not silent but sounds as the e in the.

But sometimes you can get a little cheeky and just say plained

If I knew.

Is your last name "Upendeel?"

Nice to have you here, Shuffie.

Let me rephrase.

Is your surname "Upendeel?" Also way to ruin my joke