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05-30-2020 , 12:10 AM

#12426

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,753

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Why has the fat guy turned blue all of a sudden?

You joined the dark side, you are the one I don't like.

**** you

**** me, look at Sammy behaving.

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05-30-2020 , 12:15 AM

#12427

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

I bet I know why,

Spoiler:

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05-30-2020 , 12:26 PM

#12428

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinusEV

That hurts, dude. (cue:Lena Philipsson).

I thought we'd always have Heilung.

Nu husker jeg det, haha, det var dig. jeg kan godt li' dig.

also; today it's very hot in Denmark (23-25 of the not fahrenheit things), Sammy has been working/drinking in the garden and is sweating like a german. Sammy's dogs likes to lick Sammy's forehead when he's sweating, maybe they like the salt or just Sammy's natural body taste. Sammy let the dogs lick his forehead, they seem to enjoy it, and so does Sammy.

Beer

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 05-30-2020 at 12:36 PM.

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05-30-2020 , 12:33 PM

#12429

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

Now, when you say forehead...

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05-30-2020 , 12:35 PM

#12430

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Calm down

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05-30-2020 , 12:46 PM

#12431

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Play your cards right, and maybe sometime in the future, you could be the one licking Sammy's forehead...

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05-30-2020 , 12:57 PM

#12432

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

maybe

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05-30-2020 , 12:58 PM

#12433

JonnySandtrap

banned

Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 13

where is rapini

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05-30-2020 , 01:03 PM

#12434

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,279

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's dogs likes to lick Sammy's forehead when he's sweating, maybe they like the salt or just Sammy's natural body taste. Sammy let the dogs lick his forehead, they seem to enjoy it, and so does Sammy.

Sammy,

the dog licking your head doesn't make the hair come back. Didn't have to try myself but I'm pretty sure.

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05-30-2020 , 01:13 PM

#12435

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy,

the dog licking your head doesn't make the hair come back. Didn't have to try myself but I'm pretty sure.

You and I both know the truth. I would advise you to stick your tongue in (something/anything) before I spill the beans*.

Last edited by Morph's hair; 05-30-2020 at 01:14 PM. Reason: *reveal secret information unintentionally or indiscreetly.

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05-30-2020 , 01:19 PM

#12436

Morph's hair

banned

Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 183

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnySandtrap

where is rapini

aahhh Rapini, the only cool mod to ever roam this forum.

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05-30-2020 , 01:22 PM

#12437

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

I preferred Rapini the poster.

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05-30-2020 , 01:28 PM

#12438

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Yeah well you aren't Norwegian, so what would you know?

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05-30-2020 , 01:47 PM

#12439

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

I know your forehead is enticing.

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05-30-2020 , 02:16 PM

#12440

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Okay it's time to stop folks. My in-box has been booming since I made that post. I want to make it perfectly clear to everyone.

SAMMY'S NOT HERE TO GET HIS HEAD LICKED, or all the other things you weirdos suggested. Please stop sending me proposals, you know I have a hot wife and a Jr. Please respect that.

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05-30-2020 , 02:18 PM

#12441

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Where’s the Sammy’s Forehead gimmick account? I am far to lazy to make one of my own.

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05-30-2020 , 02:19 PM

#12442

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I will not.

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05-30-2020 , 07:16 PM

#12443

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

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05-30-2020 , 07:19 PM

#12444

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Secret Service Rush Stage To Protect President Ronald Reagan

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05-30-2020 , 11:02 PM

#12445

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

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05-31-2020 , 04:07 PM

#12446

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Wth is this. Sammy qouted a post some one made, sAMMMWA forgot wgho it wasa. It was a apoa with a giff i of Woody Harrelson and Matthew Mcconaughey, from some mvia . Sammy want's tp know that zm movie uis. Now thw post has dissapearson kr. where did it go? pricks

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05-31-2020 , 05:21 PM

#12447

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

I don't know who deleted it, I don't think it was drunk DI. Regardless, Sammy runs this ****:

You're my boy, you Euro dipshit.

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05-31-2020 , 05:23 PM

#12448

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy must have drunk half a beer.

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05-31-2020 , 06:35 PM

#12449

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

I don't know who deleted it, I don't think it was drunk DI. Regardless, Sammy runs this ****:

You're my boy, you Euro dipshit.

you will tell Sammy what jnnnnnnsb mod it is froom, now

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05-31-2020 , 07:09 PM

#12450

MinusEV

Giftastic!

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 12,209

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

You're my boy, you Euro dipshit.

I wanted to link to 2:38 in this video, but 2+2 embedding doesn't seem to support that, so you'll either have to manually set it to that, or just enjoy the prelude:

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